so masturbation not only makes you blind, it kills you too???
At last, The Question is revealed.
- Yes. Yes!
that kid must have only jacked off and downloaded porn, kinda like people who roll a smoke, then smoke it while rolling more… I bet you he just plain ol’ starved to death
LOLOLLOLOLOL I never thought of my name that way…lmfao!
Holy hell, man, I want to see the porn he was watching!
must have been some good shit…
Oh my.
Haven’t done it myself for a few days, but when I do it’s usually just once. I’m around this guy’s age and I would be more surprised if it wasn’t for the explanation as to why he did it and the frequency of it.
One of his arms is not like the other…
i find this kinda hard to believe cause realistically after like 7 or 8 dude should have been shooting blanks.
i feel bad for his dick
How does it even stay fun after the second or third time? He must have been cracked out on something.
The only way I could wank it that much
I would have a great set of big old nice broad tits and a nice big mirror
I bet he had one hell of a healthy prostate.
http://forum.cheatengine.org/files/csi-miami-horatio-caine-sunglasses_139.jpg
“Kid’s got spunk, He came now he’s gone”
Apparently, he did too.
Help was supposed to be coming for him, but he apparently beat them to it.
this isn’t all that clever but I just about lost my shit reading it
His 8 button stick isn’t getting any action after that event.
It’s not every day someone suicides by beating themselves to death. Suicides are usually quicker. Probably cleaner, too.
Wait, unless I’m wrong here, masturbation doesn’t have to involve fluid . I’m pretty sure after the third time he was just getting off the climax effect. How he managed that many in one night without stimuli like viagra and such I have no idea.