Boy dies after masturbating 42 times in 1 night

General Discussion
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ugly bitches are also fuckable bags over head, look that way

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:eek:

I don’t even feel comfortable having this knowledge now in my brain, yet I couldn’t resist clicking the thread.

I bet he had OCD…you can fill in the acronym.

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Well at least he aint running around raping women

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That’s awesome that someone kept an official count… Or was it forensic science that cut open his balls and used some method to deduce this number?

I mean really, 42 times? I can’t even imagine how long it would take me to bust come the tenth time, I’d be sitting there for an hour at least.

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ok so…41 is the limit? I fucking KNOW I can beat this record (no pun intended). Gimme one good free day, and I’m gonna take this record down. Guinness Book of Records, here I come (pun also not intended)

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Wait…what 42?. What!?

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So they did verify he did it 42 times? This almost sounds fake since it was posted on a hip-hop news board. And how can he do it 42 time, I mean I know he was 16 but damn, the boy had a serious problem. What an embarrassing way to go. Sucks for his folks and family to tell how he went out.

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  1. His testicles must have imploded, then somehow achieved negative volume and mass. How do you extract that much material from a finite physical object without violating physics?

  2. The article doesn’t connect the death with the actual act, except to say that he died afterwards. What exactly killed him? Malnourishment?

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Got what was coming to him. Bet you he’s beating himself up in the afterlife.

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They also raided his comp and found all of his material. That’s why you put that shit in a separate account and password it.

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a 16-year-old busted a nut 42 times in one night?? 42 times??? someone please tell me how a 16-year-olds balls can hold/produce that much liquid in one night. story sounds like bullshit to me.

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Apparently he died of multiple strokes.

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WTF?

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There are a lot of things he could’ve died of…something rupturing in his testicles…hell, his heart might’ve given out. That shit makes your heart rate skyrocket.

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So the article says it was 42 times without stopping… wow. It must have smelled like a pillsbury dough factory in his room.

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He should have played StarCraft. He seemed to have good APM.

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Bleach

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Of all the things to be attached to the number 42…

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So he Offed himself

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I’d never thought of it that way, but your name does imply a degree of expertise so I’ll take your word on it.

Found a Brazilian article discussing it. Translation below:

Millions? I wonder if that’s actually gigabytes. That’s just waaaaaay too much. o_o