Boy dies after masturbating 42 times in 1 night

42 whiffs you’re gonna get punished

this is what happened to the guy i reckon

taken from an obscure British comedy show from about 10 years ago. loved that show.
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oh yea and probably NSFW.

Well, he DID pun. Too bad it was pun pun, because pun with pun.

this thread is godlike

You all do know this is a fake news story from a web-site on par with “The Onion”?

get lost

Puts my record of five to shame.

Sound like someone got The Gush.

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EDIT: Fuck you EvilWeevle! Ninja’d…

Looks like they brought in the experts. Even they were surprised.

Best. Handshake. Ever.

still no word on what inspired this spank session?

i dont understand what the thought process was behind that.

Wow, this thread has some real staying power. I figured it would have choked long ago, but it’s nice to see you guys still having a ball.

:wow: Skinny japanese cartoon booty in stripped panties!! I’m taking the shot!! Skeeting ensues

-Starhammer-

What game is that?

The new Resident Evil for 3DS, I believe.

Thought it looked RE-ish. Thanks.