have you tried to see how many times you can masturbate in one evening? most i ever got to was 5 before i decided i had better things to do. I find any site that has the words hip hop in the title and an ad for their “bangin candy” section to be hard to trust, especially when they don’t site any source shrug.
Edit: and im not middle aged Shaft :arazz:
16
not bragging, not even sure if that’s brag-worthy. but i figure if i can reach 16, someone on the planet can reach 42
edit: on the topic of 16, that was cause I wanted to do 16. so not sure if that means 16 is my limit or if I just simply didn’t wanna do 16 but could reach 42 or over
edit 2: worded that weirdly. “so not sure if that means 16 is my limit or if I just simply didn’t wanna do over 16”
then you sir are a better man than i…
whatevs, palletswap Louis C.K.
it’s all that rice he eats.
dude are you still on pinning some asian kid to me?
although I’m not too annoyed with it this time, I actually do eat a shitload of rice
Must’ve been a virgin…
with an underrated skill (?)
I would imagine this kid saw the Stars Wars hyper-drive effect by his 38th spank.
Could’ve been a great porn star 
Duke Nukem puns ftw in this thread
This reminds me of back in grade 9 when my 20 some year old science teacher (hot chick) told us that it was impossible to beat off more than 5 times in a day, obviously we took that shit as a challenge, and I think only 3 guys in the class beat it (the record).
… And announced it to the teacher upon doing so.
That is a combo he should of dropped.
Hey, that’s what 9th grade is all about.
my favorite part of the story was when she got a group of boys to masturbate for her through reverse psychology. oldest pedo trick in the book.
To borrow a line from Pringles
Once you pop you just can’t stop
I’m curious as to how it actually killed him.
THE NUMBER OF PUNS IN THIS THREAD.
It’s painful. I can’t stop laughing.
I’m tired. I read the title as “Boy dies after menstruating 42 times in 1 night” even though I knew what it really says by now. I would have died the first time blood came forth from my pelvic area. :wasted:
I had a couple of good ones comin man, and they already got posted. And I didn’t even think of dying from “multiple strokes.”
Good shit SRK stay on your game.
Bust… a… EVERYTHING!!!