Black Jesus/Black Dynamite/Black Tyson ...Mysteries... darkness TV

(It figures that I missed most of the episodes of this season but only saw this last one, which did seem a bit…off, and the one with J. Edgar Hoover.)

Haha at this latest one with Cher and Donnie & Marie–“I get the sausages and the whitebread, but the toothpaste?”–being among the villains. My ignorance is showing that I don’t know who this Don Cornelius guy is though.

you never heard of Soul Train?

Fixed that for you.

This might be my favorite episode of the season, or at least tied with Black Jaws.

I think the thing that made me laugh the hardest was Stevie Wonder singing “All these stupid bitches”.

These song parodies have been on point this season, with the Bob Marley stuff and the Thick James credits theme “I’m in love with chicken wangs”.

They better release the full version.

(I’m a bit disappointed Sonny & Cher didn’t show again.)

If my last post made you “what the fuck” Pterodyactl, then I imagine how you’re react to how it took me a second viewing and being told me to realize who the guy with the glass eye was too. I’ll admit that I’ll suspected given the bladed yarmulke, but yeah…

I’ve heard of Soul Train. I’m pretty sure that I saw a least a couple of episodes as it as a really small kid given how much my sister liked and still likes it.

I just don’t remember him at all, is all.

Its Phonte(the foreign exchange and little brother) doing the singing. He was also the one doing the slaves song on the catcher freeman episode

Insightful.

I can’t get “All these stupid bitches” out of my though.

I don’t know if this is good or bad.

someone will have to explain the sleeping thing with the don, they used the same dance music from the movie lol

celebrities as villians is gold, bullhorn had only 2 lines this episode

Thank me later

http://i.imgur.com/xZzy5Cc.gif

Fuck. Yes.


The latest episode seemed to have more gag lines than over the top scenes, I kind of liked it.

“CORRECTOMUNDOABSOLUTELYPOSITIVELYSUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC----AH FUQ IT” SUEY!!!

little orphan arnold stomach’s was too much

Fat Back Taffy (fittingly)singing Badu lyrics dressed as spiderman was still the funniest thing in the episode.

little orphan arnold you ain’t shit

“DUM DUM DAAAR”
:joy:

I need the “DY NO MITE! DY NO MITE!” sound bite. For reasons.

comes from this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcim1O9ECTE

Don’t you mean “Dun dun dunnnnn”?

That entire scene was amazing.

“Black Dynamite, are there big crustaceans in heaven?”

“No, and that’s a dumb ass question to waste your last breathe on”

dies

You mean I’ve been saying it wrong all this time? Why didn’t someone tell me?! I’ve been making an idiot out of myself!

http://www.okayplayer.com/news/black-dynamite-cancelled-after-two-seasons.html

Black History Month

-Chappelle’s Show

-Boondocks

-Black Dynamite

Too much for whitey to handle… I won’t be surprised if S2 of Black Jesus will be the final season. Mike Tyson Mysteries has just the “perfect” amount of diversification to survive

TL;DR Right in the feels

Those jive ass turkey executives done fucked up again! Unless it’s that fiendish Dr Wu, this means the crew needs to get back together and make a movie sequel.