Black Jesus/Black Dynamite/Black Tyson ...Mysteries... darkness TV

I did, it was the best thing I have seen in a minute.

“If god didn’t love you he would’ve made you into a girl looking exactly the way you do.”

I died and was promptly resurrected at that moment. :rofl:

Greatest gif in the world :rofl: :rofl:

lol are they angry that Jesus is portrayed black or that hes hoodified? lol just made that word up btw…

It’s funny…not hilarious, just a laugh here and there…but I can’t see this lasting very long. Maybe 2-3 eps before they pull it. There’s too much in there to piss off religious people. I could see if this was focused on somebody else with maybe a couple scenes or mentions per ep of kid black Jesus (like a bunch of parents at a pts meeting pissed cuz their kids were playing in the sprinklers…then that Jesus kid accidentally turned to water to wine and everybody got drunk)…but directly lampooning the figurehead himself? And making him a black stereotype? That’s just asking for termination. It’s not blasphemous, but it’s somewhat in poor taste.

hes called Nigga Wan Kenobi in the opening 2 mins, the show is awesome :tup:

Just finished the episode.

WOW, that is the funniest shit ive seen in a very very long time. I was fucking dying, and i seriously had no expectation of this show, because im like, how, what, how, and aaron did it again. OMG im fiending for this show. I think i will watch the episode again, back to back.

When charlie said, “wash ya feet. you look like on of them niggas from australia”, i almost passed out. loooooooool

Black Jesus is funny in 5 minutes blocks like it was on Youtube skits, I can’t imagine this being funny for an entire season.

I died at that part. “I still love yo bitchass… By default, foo.” :rofl: :rofl:

Anybody who has read a bible in their life would know that the disciples of Jesus were of questionable character before he took them in. That’s more or less the premise of the show in a modernized world. But it seems that Christians are quick to get offended just because it’s something to do.

I finally got around to this. I hope it lasts through the season. It’s silly on the surface, but definitely has a layer of intelligence. The only flaw that I saw with this episode is that it’s basically the Black Jesus webisodes from '08 compressed into a single episode. There is a compilation on Youtube and some of the jokes are literally recycled verbatim. I loved it back then and still works for me. I hope Cartoon Network doesn’t kill it off because of the hate. First ep was solid, but I want some more new material. I am sure that it won’t disappoint.

If this show is in poor taste, I want the media to kill off very housewife and hip hop reality show. At least there are lessons learned here. I took this show as a treatment of “Jesus is my homeboy”.

Episode 2…

For some reason I’m having flashbacks of The PJs… bad ones…

Alas, John Witherspoon keeps proving that he needs to live forever

Episode 2 not nearly as funny as the first

BUT I HAVE FAITH BRUH!

Yeah. Episode 2 was kinda eh. But, I did enjoy this quote, “You know what the difference between a hobo and a bum? A hobo is a bum on the move!” Here’s hoping it gets better!

These never gets old :lol:

Decent ep, much better than last week’s.

John Witherspoon is hilarious, I had a house mate at uni that would take butter out of the tub with his hand :vomit:

lol at “you’re already a sharp dresser, but with those you’re gonna be at the top of the extra crispy nigga list” :lol:

Y’all betta watch my shit.

I loved how they got to horses to look at the camera in synchronization as they ran at the end. Lost my shit

at sleeping with dick comment and when ol boy pulled out his marble gun :lol:

John Witherspoon n Charlie Murphy already starting to carry this show, loving the banter but got that feeling that this show has already hit its peak

:rofl: Caught up to this week’s episode 6…by far the best. Felt like a Boondocks episode from beginning to end. Everyone poisoning their oppressors with the special meals lol

“That dusty, Bed Bath & Beyond robe-wearing nigga, put you up to this…”

“You use to run hoes, nigga?”

“Watch out for catfishing, that’s…very real.”

And the horses are still running around Compton :rofl: