I just carry my gun on me now, im too old, and my left arm is fucked also.
Shit that didn’t happen, the thread
I had purchased a pair of kung-fu shoes during my trip to Asia. Back in school, I managed to start a fight in the yard with everybody in a circle around us, I did a front step kick and my shoe went flying in the air. The fight ended before it began.
That was the best part. Talkin allllll dat shit just to get dropped.
“Welp that’s the end of round 1” I’m fucking dying.
This is still my favorite though. Dude supplying the sound effects for all his punches. Watchers just reacting with their bodies and not screaming and shit. One watcher facepalming as he walkin by the camera lol. All in 18 seconds.
One of the first fight videos i saw on youtube. Still goat.
Do stupid decisions in a fight you nonetheless won as a child count? Stick with me on this, it’s going to sound like an ego-stroke at first but there’s a pay-off at the end.
This was back when I was 9 or 10 or so, a friend and I went off to the school’s sports field to play a bit of football (American rules) on a weekend, bringing our own ball. 4 other kids showed up and tried to steal it from us, and it turned into a fight. Friend and I split up for separate 1-vs-2s. Up until this point neither of us had done anything dumb; both of us had fairly legit martial arts lessons and put up decent fights. Decent enough to win pretty handily despite being outnumbered. That’s not the highlight of this. I’m getting to that.
With both of my opponents dazed, one already down and the other reeling… I knocked down the second one and proceeded to do something not even slightly in any decent martial arts course. Something my instructor had never suggested, had never even thought anyone would do. Nonetheless, I was riding an adrenaline high and thinking to myself ‘time to end this!’ So I reached deep into my training, every move I had ever studied, and picked out the ultimate technique!
I proceeded to do a hulk hogan Leg Drop to the second guy on the belief this would indeed finish him and completely end the fight.
…As you can imagine, it didn’t do much damage. I kinda just bounced off. He was too beat up to continue anyway, but my ‘spectacular finishing move’ had been anything but.
We picked up our football and went somewhere else to get lunch, pointedly avoiding discussing my choice in fighting-ending tactics.
cracka kung fu vs nacho thug
This happened in my neck of the woods out here in D.C. about a month and a half ago. Apparently the 54 year old guy got into it with some teenage boys because they were putting their feet in the seat he was sitting in and being disrespectful. He started cussing them out and hit one of them. A 49 year old man stepped in to defend the kids. This is what happened…
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This happened in my neck of the woods out here in D.C. about a month and a half ago. Apparently the 54 year old guy got into it with some teenage boys because they were putting their feet in the seat he was sitting in and being disrespectful. He started cussing them out and hit one of them. A 49 year old man stepped in to defend the kids. This is what happened…
[/quote]That person who got dropped was in his 40s? No way.
I like how he’s still trying to act tough after he got folded. Some people just don’t understand when they’ve lost, it’s pretty sad. Those were some stiff uppers he was taking when he got sat down.
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Yeah, and my bad, he’s 46.
Look, the guy did take it too far. He didn’t need to keep beating his ass. To sue him, however is silly when you kept wanting to fight.
am i the only guy seeing an unknown account in this thread?
I thought I was the only one. It’s so weird. Who the fuck is that?
Nope, I’m seeing the unknown account also. It keeps saying it joined about a minute ago.
and it’s always the last post 
Is this the only thread getting this unknown account? I don’t know why but this is like some scary shit.
It goes away when you reach a new page. It happened in VGG.
Lol crazies are the worst to fight.