Best Fight Thread on SRK

reminds me of asian fights around me. Saw 30 asian kids stomping on some black kid, when I was in high school, black guy just stood up after, and dusted himself off. Didn’t even have a scratch on him. Probably thought he sharted, and some flies were trying to get some.

LOL @ a bunch of mexicans and flips calling each other nigga’s.

because they don’t grow up worrying about physical shit. Nobody is going to fucking clock them for running their mouth, they ain’t solving problems with fisticuffs at the baseball diamond after school. That’s why whenever I see a chick get heated, then get fucking whammied, I jizz in my pants a little.

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Since we are also on the topic of fake thugs getting their asses kicked.

5 flips vs 20 mexicans

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The ending bugged me allot. Those guys were going all “why you running pussy?” after they opened the trunk of their car (they were likely looking for weapons).

Can you or anyone find an article/video of what happened after that day? I would like to know if those 20 guys got mocked for getting their ass kicked by only 3 people (i only saw 3 filipinos fighting while the other 2 just stood right by them) or if those 20 guys got revenge and jumped on each of them?

More fake thug videos please… here is a real thug btw

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6URpGymR7A

When I saw that car come by and open the trunk that’s what I thought was going to happen. I’d run, too, if we were fist fighting and you just opened a surprise box in front of me. I don’t like surprises. I’m not surprise-proof.

I couldn’t stop laughing when I read this comment.

Not fully agreeing with you there but…

Lol fucking long beach. That dude got put out.

But the thing with mexicans is they may have cousins that come for your ass at night

But yeah there was no way out of that. Tajiri buzzsaw kick ftw

Those mexicans were not gangters or cholos because nobody brought out knives

Fat guys running away was hilarious laughing and talking shit after they get knocked out

Man

Best thread on SRK

Trying to jump a guy from behind is never smart

Here we have White boy style fighting, pushing and making the guy flinch but never throwing a punch

Hearing mohawk kid’s friends laugh then go silent just hliarious

Great side control and hammer fist. Tho

@Raz0r - You gotta change the thread title to “Best Fight Thread on SRK”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLq-5SbHsGE

Very old but i hope it’s new to some people here.

I learned early in life that if a dog bites you and your arm is free, hit the snout. It isn’t 100% but it’s a lot better than 0%.

Last one for tonight: Old man vs thug

I think the videos fit the original thread title: “lame fights” because i am certain that every fight video that has been posted here was all due to a bunch of lame asses picking fights because of lame “street mentality” and got their asses served at the end.

What I’ve noticed in these videos is…

The person usually wanting to fight, is the one that cannot.
Interesting.

Also featuring a dog

Classic:

This video is hilarious, he turned that dude into the damn Churchill dog. Talking all that good shit a second ago then got punched in the mouf. As soon as his arms got caught up in his shirt it was GG. White guy executing the controller lockout glitch into the infinite OTG combo.

Real life Bruce? His form was actually pretty good.

Also the inner grappler in me smiled a bit at this.

Still waiting on raz0r to segue into a story about when and how he first lost his anal virginity. Something about slap fighting leading into heavy tickling or some other such nonsense that ends with him having hemmoroids.