I think the best assist is Varja. It is really good for doom, dante, and zero, but it is so punishable.
I don’t know what kind of autism you potentially have or how you were raised but you’re going to make a laughingstock out of yourself if you continue making these threads.
I can’t remember what it’s called, but there’s this one move with Riyu where he jumps in the air and punches up kinda like when Mario jumps and breaks a block, but it does damage like LOTS of damage as in you doing TVC damage not like damage was really relatively high in that game but it did billions of damage or at least it says so which reminds me of that over 9000 meme which is really funny almost as funny as Deadpool who uses that jump-and-punch move that I mentioned earlier that Ryue does (So does Ken but he’s not in this game #UMVC3NeedsAPatch #GamerGurl) REALLY well because Deadpool’s guns do TONS of damage and nullifies like all the projectiles in the game (except Phoenix Wright’s shield because he’s top tier #UMVC3NeedsAPatch #amirite) and then he can t-hellaport (like P-Linking, except not) then do special light medium heavy special Katama-rama then super for tons of damage, and Strider’s Vajra takes advantage of that, but I’m talking about Rehue’s Super Jump Punch, so that doesn’t matter because Sky Uppercut goes really high up so you can’t jump at all because you get hit by the attack and then you tech back and then try to jump again and get hit again and eventually you die so Deadpool/Ryu/Strider is the best team in the game because I got 6th Lord without being scrubby and spammy which only fagets use like when people online use Vergil, I hate that because his combos are SO EASY, making him easy top 3 up with Spencer because his overhead is too fast and Bionic Arm has like an entire 5 frames of invincibility but Viewtilol Joe is bottom 5 because his combos are hard, so that’s the team’s only real counter but it’s still the best.
Irregardless, Vajra is cool but the Dragon Head Lock assist is better.
Spoiler
If you stop posting stupid threads I won’t make stupid comments on them. Deal?
How hard is it to stop making bad threads?
As opposed to hater-mode response I’ll posit my opinion (AKA all these statements begin with IMO).
Jam Session is over all the most useful assist because of all the roles it takes and how many situations it improves.
Some characters have weak enough projectile control of the ground plane that they need a horizontal assist before Jam Session is a priority for them. How characters can use assists varies so the top horizontal assist for a character changes based on their needs, but in general it ranges between: Disruptor, Plasma Beam, Bolts of Balthak, Greyhound, and unibeam.
There are better assists, but the situations surrounding them prevent them from being as stable, some that come to mind are:
Arthur (Golden Daggers): Requires Arthur on your team, an opportunity to set it up and meter use to power him up.
Hsien-Ko (Senpu-Bu): Requires Hsien-Ko on the team, an opportunity to set it up and meter.
Dormammu (Liberation): Dormammue needs 3 charges and the chance to get out as an assist.
Nova (Gravimetric Pulse): Uses red health, max red health version is ridiculously OP, but you don’t want to sacrifice his potential health like that.
You guys are mean.
Sorry, but you are the meanest person on here. At least some threads aren’t bad. I’m just asking for advice on some of them.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. The fighting game community are the nicest people on SRK.
Also, anyone that doesn’t say Hidden Missiles is wrong. Honourable mention to Jam Session.
Unpatched PW Turnabout get em missile.
I think your threads are cool, you just gotta keep in mind SRK full of overly sensitive babies. Can’t make a thread without them whining about how dumb it it, or how there’s already a thread for it, regardless of how old and outdated it is. This is one of the reasons you see very new topics listed, as opposed to a place like the PS3 UMvC3 gfaqs, where there are new topics every few minutes and no one is belittled for creating a new topic, especially considering they may be new to the board or to the game and have little knowledge about it. Many threads have useful info, but you sometimes have to sort through hundreds of pages to find what you’re looking for, so creating a new topic is a legitimate thing to do. In addition, you’ll notice most of the threads on here are dead, only like 3-4 are active. Your thread might not be relevant to many people here, yet they all have no problem chiming in on how dumb you are, which I find silly.
Anyways, it’s definitely a tie between Jam Session and Missiles IMO. I think Jam Session is kinda cheap though, just bursts onto screen and blows you away. At least you can see the Missiles coming. Vajra is whatever and only really OP if you have a teleporter to abuse it. It’s also deadly for Zero incoming mixups, so cheap, but not the best.
I like jam session and missiles or just any doom assist is good.
Someone said it was a spam thread. How could it be a spam?
Hidden Missiles without a doubt and then Jam Session at close 2nd… Hidden Missiles takes the cake just because hitting Doom doesnt take them off the screen and Doom is a simple character to use as anchor, which is the slot most ppl put him in
Jam Session is up there because its one of the few assists that wipes missiles off the screen and comes out very fast… its also very good on incoming mix ups (especially in the corner). The only 2 bad things about it is that it scales the fuck out of your combo damage AND you actually have to learn how to play Dante unlike myself who just abuse the assist in order to make my 2 big body chars stand a chance in a world full of vergils and dooms
But it takes so long for doom to get all the missiles out. So that means he’s vulnerable and easy to punish
Yes the missles are a bit slow and easy to punish, but you should not be calling Doom assist mid fight really at all. Doom missles are for incoming pressure or lockdown when you can cover his assist up with a special of your own via the current active character. Say you kill their first character, before the next one jumps in, call Doom assist, get the missles in the air forcing them to block on incoming vs trying to come in with a special or a combo. Lets you close the distance and do some setup/mixup stuff.
It is spam because there is already a tier thread where stuff like this is discussed. Why not use the thread that everyone else is using to discuss stuff like strategy, tiers, matchups etc? This just sounds like a cry for attention. I guarantee you that if you just posted on the theory thread, you’ll get the attention you want and get mocked the same amount for your ideas.
It’s people like you that encourage people like him to cry for attention. What’s wrong with posting your opinions on the tiers in the tier thread? If you say something like “I think Spencer is top 5 because I saw someone use him”, you should be mocked. And rightfully so. When will you ever get an actual discussion about strategy with competitive tournament players on gamefaqs? You post a topic and it’s gone within a few days because as you say there are new topics every day. You get people making topics like “how do you turn off auto super jump?” Or 1 poster posting “is this team good?” Every couple hours.
Just for fun, I thought I would post the top 5 threads on gamefaqs at the moment.
Delist question
Phoenix_Heart2 12/19 9:04AM
If its delisted?
Phrostbyte1013 12/19 12:32AM
UMVC3 ~Delisting Sale~
Kung_Fu_Fighter18 12/18 11:53PM
ATTN MeddlingMage
la2ya2n912/16 3:51PM
NeoGAF Community Patch
Karsticles
Sounds like some serious discussions going on over there…
It’s not a cry for attention.