Bear’s eating me, girl told mum in call

Not sure if it is fake, search Olga Moskalyova. I’m going to start carrying bear mace for now on.

At any point did she refer to the pain as unbearable?

^_-;

this story gave me a lot to chew on

someone needed to take a bite out of crime to prevent poaching those fish…

I cant really digest this story at all…

Tragic and yet the part of me that’s going to hell (PROTIP: hell isn’t real) wants to make a joke.

So let’s write something that expresses my remorse and just how much of a monster I am:

This saddens me, imagining what listening to that call would be like. It also saddens Kuma, who has attempted to paint bears in a positive light as members of boards of directors and acting president of zaibatsus.

Man these puns are hard to bear…

Such a sad story, i could bearly finish it…

Why bother to call someone for help if you keep telling them to be keep quiet (mum)? Wacky brits.

ok last one, damn she was 19 years old, bearly-legal its tragic

Just goes to show you that even when death is near, women just can’t** let go of that DAMN CELL PHONE!!!**

well she is a woman so she was probably exaggerating and making most of it up

:lol: I second this!

maybe im just desensitized too much, but i found the fact that she called while being eaten funny. she could find her moms number in the phone but not try to fight the bears off lol

Yeah that has to be bull. Why didnt she go into shock and just pass the fuck out?

This is exactly why we need Zangief to be in SFxT

another case of bears owning humans

200 percent pure malice in that face.

This story is bullshit.

Lol…Russia

I agree

Also, ur taught to play dead. You fail playing dead if u phone somebody.

At least now I can threaten my Russian booty calls with bears

I find this story pretty hard to swallow.

To those screaming “bullshit” because they want to seem skeptical, badass, and intelligent, a basic Internet search reveals it’s very much true;

http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=AgO469lGOmdz.Wwom_k6qvKbvZx4?p="Olga+Moskalyova"&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-701

It’s appeared in the Daily Mail, Huffington Post, and numerous other reputable sources, along with corroborating official accounts, and several pictures of the girl in question;

Anyways, it’s annoying that whenever anything gets posted, there are always some dumbasses replying with “bullshit!” or “fake!” for usually idiotic, irrelevant reasons.