Bayonetta demands Dante (DMC) to make her a sandwich. Patch fix available for PS3!

Sacr3D · October 21, 2009, 6:37am

lol @ arabic site. I forgot how to read this shit…

crimzonflame · October 21, 2009, 6:52am

Getting the 360 version. 40/40 from Famitsu? This game is going to be as good Nintendogs?

sambao · October 21, 2009, 11:40pm

dood…

imagine nintendogs…

but in 1080P!

you are not ready.

DeathReaper47 · October 21, 2009, 11:47pm

We need to get Az to translate this shit. This seriously really wack if they didn’t fix the PS3 issues. Its still gone be be an incredibly awesome game, but thats some weak shit Sega :tdown:

sambao · October 21, 2009, 11:57pm

I saw this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18124867&postcount=418

Trojan X:

Basically, in simple terms its like this.

If you got NFS Shift and FORZA game/demo then take a look at both of them. NFS moves nicely but FORZA moves silky smooth. Now, imagine on NFS Shift the game’s movements starts juddering when lots of cars appears on the screen, then when there are less cars on the screen the game goes back to its normal speed. Now imagine the same thing for FORZA but instead of juddering the game still appears to move silky smooth… That’s basically what happens to Bayonetta on the PS3 and Xbox - the PS3 version is the NFS Shift and the XBox version is the FORZA.

Remember, you have to compare in order to notice because it isn’t obviously when you stick to one version. Lastly, do not be dismayed from the PS3 version but if you can select between each version then definitely you should focus all attention on the Xbox version as that’s the best one. Again, why? Because the game was originally developed for the Xbox by Platinum Games and SEGA ported the PS3 version.

whatever… Ima import PS3 version!!

but xbox version when it comes out in US!!

Septimus_Prime · October 21, 2009, 11:58pm

Do you have to use the directional buttons or Dpad for anything in this game? If so, the choice is clear.

DeathReaper47 · October 22, 2009, 12:04am

For items like health up/power ups/defense up, etc. Of course, you get points off your rank and I pretty much refuse to use 'em in NGS2/DMC4.

BudaFuka · October 22, 2009, 12:05am

I don’t understand the new thread title, isn’t Stryker mid-tier in UMK3? Does this mean that Bayonetta makes Dante look average now?

Septimus_Prime · October 22, 2009, 12:05am

Dios changed it; I know jack shit about shitty MK games.

Dios_X · October 22, 2009, 12:10am

Stryker looks like a fucking tool. So yeah. Thats why.

The_Switcher · October 22, 2009, 12:17am

UMK3 Stryker was considered top-tier I thought, cuz they added that bullshit machine gun special that juggled.

Should changed the thread title to, “Bayonetta makes Dante look like MK3 Kano.”

Speaking of which… [media=youtube]4CZQ0D1K6xU[/media]

Sarangha · October 22, 2009, 12:27am

I’m kinda glad I was never bitten by the MK bug. I never liked any of those games, and shame to all you peeps who ditched SF but then came back after UMK3. Anyway Bayonetta is so close I can taste it.:devil:

Spoonman · October 22, 2009, 1:04am

Naah the D-pad situation doesn’t hold much weight in this particular game so I’m sticking for the 360 all the way, no second thoughts for me at this point. Now ask me for Tekken 6 and that’s a different story…

ReXXXSoprano · October 22, 2009, 2:01am

I’m subscribed to you and yet I missed this gem. I needed a laugh today. Thanks.

DeathReaper47 · October 22, 2009, 2:15am

Holy BALLS is this cartoon bad. It makes the Street Fighter one look like Justice League Unlimited.

The only MK game I thought was actually good was MK: Shaolin Monks. It kept the stuff I liked(fun cast of characters mixed with the cheesy B-movie/mythology atmosphere and over the top gore) but with actually good gameplay. Liu Kang fatalities were too beast.

[media=youtube]7b554YumUPc[/media]

Eshmasesh · October 22, 2009, 3:25am

I assumed the reasoning behind the thread title was that, out of an entire cast where people throw fireballs and shoot lasers from their eyes and steal souls and shit, Stryker was the only regular person.

System_1 · October 22, 2009, 3:57am

has anyone else tried out the demo. You can DL it on 360 if you have a JP account. Not sure on PS3 I don’t have one.

Jubei_Kibagami · October 22, 2009, 4:58am

Damn a perfect score! That’s pretty hype. When is this game supposed to be coming to the states? I hear January but don’t know if that’s confirmed.

Damn I want this fucking game. *Logs on to Jp PSN to download demo.:cybot:

Radiantsilvergun3 · October 23, 2009, 12:09am

Main sites been updated. They added an item to the accessories page, some new screens, a character to the character section and some music to download. nothing huge but still.

http://bayonetta.jp/main.html

What I wanna know though is what this is all about. http://bayonetta.jp/madonna/index.html

Bayonetta X Madonna? Aside from some kissing fantasies of my own I can’t imagine what this is about. Anyone able to read the page?

yah_yaahh_b_tch · October 23, 2009, 5:21am

New footage. FUUUUCK!!

Footage of Bayontta turning into the Bat and the Phoenix.

Phoenix has “feathers” made of blades that circulate around her like Virgil’s summoned swords.

Im stoked!