Bayonetta demands Dante (DMC) to make her a sandwich. Patch fix available for PS3!

I like Bayonetta’s Design ; ;

not diggin’ the weird crableg poses :frowning:
but i know lots of people are into shit like that, so whatever.

Yeah, I think that’s kind of gross too. :rofl:

Fucking wow wow wowo wowow wowowowowowow

That put a fucking GRIN on my fucking face!!

SHIT BITCH!! When is this coming?

Aside from this game just being visually and conceptually shitty, I just don’t like women in lead roles where they’re supposed to be playing badasses.

Women aren’t badasses. They’re on this earth to accept penis and cook food.

Totally unrealistic.

Same. To think all that detail must’ve taken days of rendering or even weeks.

:rofl::rofl: Yes everything from her clothes to her poses are fucking shitty, it’s just a horrible character in every sense of the word.

When did Ferdinanz turn into Stabby?

Do you mean Jae Hoon?

Maybe we’re all the same person :rofl:

with some serious alt account skills

Oh, heh ok gotcha

Shh, I’m trying to stay in denial here :shake: I really hope it won’t end up sucking… but I just feel it will :sad:

BTW, was Sudeki really that bad? I remember playing a demo of of it couple years back now, and thought it was actually relatively fun, atleast what was there. Course there’s alot I haven’t experienced of the actual game.

Totally agree.

Bro, that’s the joke! What’s more ridiculous than Dante in DMC3? A women leaving the kitchen in order to take a role of strength! :rofl:

I cant wait to make her pussy pop while she pulling those triggers on a handstand in those crabby legs poses.

YESSSSSS BITCH!

weird…

crabby patties

luv those crotch shots…

Fixed for phallic integrity and awesome.

((Like I said earlier on I hope my first impressions are wrong about this game for I am known to like overtly stupid shit and retarded fast action games.))

However bad you think Sudeki might be, I promise you it’s worse.

This game looks way more interesting than God of War could ever hope to be. Why are people hating simply because its either a female character or because its more a fun game and not some horrible story with an irresponsible character thats looks like a shitty MK character design that went unused?

Because I think most of us have been playing the same hack n’ slash action/adventure game for long enough that putting an otaku’s wet dream/DoA character into another mindless mash fest isn’t enough to really pique our interests.

Angel May Cry, Sarah Palin: The game, whatever you want to call it I still want to play it.