jt vs tt was over for me the min dick tried to side into starfires dm’s. i straight lost it lol.
Jesus Christ on a cracker why did every scene have to be holy crusades OVER 9000?! MST:3K would have a field day with this trash.
Superhero movie tier list as of
3/2016
S tier
Superman1&2
Blade
Deadpool
Guardians of the Galaxy
A-tier
Blade 2
Batman Returns
Big Hero 6
B- Tier
Captain America Winter Soldier
Batman Vs Superman
Batman (Michael Keaton)
Avengers Age of Ultron
C-Tier
Man of Steel
Blade 3
Captain America First Avenger
D-Tier
The rest of the MCU Movies
The Fox X-Men Movies
Everything else not memorable enough to mention
I’m mad they made these movies- tier
Batman and robin
Everything Fantastic 4 related
Good way to spark some hate your way.
But I ain’t complaining!
One thing I did like about this movie is how they streamlined a lot of the subplots. For example Lois and Clark’s relationship, Batman’s backstory, etc. We’ve seen these story arcs in various media for over 20 years. There’s no need to see them yet again in the new movie.
they should streamlined that shit by not having it in
That ain’t streamlining. They just took shit for granted and changed whatever the hell they wanted to fit the narrative.
Superman and Lois Lane being together? That’s expected. Them being shoved together despite having no chemistry and their relationship having zero development? That’s bad writing.
So to sum it up, Batman v Superman is a by the numbers movie where it serves to create a cinematic universe by studio mandate.
Make a movie with Batman and Superman that butchers character development for both of them, goes through the motions to get these two to meet up and fight, and has enough action to keep basic moviegoers satisfied.
Is that a good summary for all of it?
You’re thinking of the Thor movies. Universe building takes up maybe 15 minutes of the runtime and is actually incorporated really well.
Lots of references to Dark Knight Returns. My favorite being Alfred’s word for word Quote
"the next generation of Waynes will inherit an empty wine cellar — not that there will be a next generation of Waynes"
A good summary would be If you’re drinking the Marvel Kool-Aid and addicted to the formulaic-ness of those movies you wont like it.
If you like DC books, which tend to be grim dark, you’ll like it.
If you like Action you’ll like it.
If your expecting forced comedic moments, you wont like it.
If your a sheep and have a mind to not like it because other people told you not to like it you wont like it.
YA!! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!
i’m suprised he didn’t stick a m’ladies in there.
beat me to it lol
here we go with the grit and the lack of jokes nonsense.
Maybe because a god was willing to die in exchange for saving somebody, and the familiarity of the name helped.
Of course I doubt Snyder was thinking this
Am I rememberimg wrong, or did the mention the spear of longinusa earlier in the movie?
they never mentioned it…but it was pretty much the most obvious visual reference ive ever seen. lmfao. kill a god with a spear.
Who said anything about jokes? Winter Soldier dial it back on humor and it’s the best Marvel movie to date. Netflix shows are excellent and it’s the darkest material we’ve ever gotten from Marvel and there’s no jokes there. There’s just no joy to be had with this movie.
Another article about how Snyder hates Superman:
I’m going to be pretty damned curious to see what happens if they actually do keep Snyder on the project. As much as I don’t need superhero movies to be toyetic, it would at least be nice to be able to show my nephews the movies before they’re in their teens.
UR JUST A MARVEL FAN!!
I had a lot of joy with it! Batman kicked ass! The last fight was awesome. Don’t know what you are complaining about.
Not quite true. Some scenes are so absurdly bad, they are actually hilarious.
I laughed out loud in the theater when Flash interrupted Bruce’s Mad Max nightmare.