Batman/Superman movie announced for 2016

They are all comic book dorks.

Does Zack Snyder not understand all his passable films have been comic book work? He needs a PR leash like Hulk Hogan jesus.

Then when he did his one originalish property aimed at whatever audience, Sucker Punch, it was a shit fest of a movie that had him scurrying back to where he feels safe.

Fuck off Snyder.

The good reviews on Affleck Batman make me wanna watch this.

And fuck all the people who hate on Avengers. You hate on Avengers, you get this. Hold that.

Batman latched one of the bad guys’ cars and dragged it on for like 8 blocks to use as a weapon afterwards.

That’s not man slaughter, that’s just straight up overkill.

Cranston and Strong should have been no-brainers; pick either one and your golden.

sigh

Hmm, perhaps “fascist” is a bit strong. How about right wing?

Snyder embracing comics to the fullest with the “if you don’t see them die they’re still alive” logic.

So his reputation for not killing comes from the Burton movies? Since when? He is directly responsible for at least 2-3 deaths in the 1989 movie.

I don’t really care if Batman kills to be honest. I don’t think he should be The Punisher but it seems a little silly that he would be able to do half the shit he does without someone dying accidentally on occasion.

Only he admitted that Batman killed people in his movie. He’s applying that logic to the Nolan movies.

I used to wonder who were the dudes that loved all those "EXTREME"image comics from the 90s and now I know. He probably loves the image TMMT run too.

Yes, it come from the movies. Comic Batman is probably THE shining example of “no guns, no killing”.

Also, regarding that Snyder interview, at what point did Batman execute someone in DKR? I know the scene he’s talking about, but I don’t remember him killing the guy.

It’s when he’s rescuing the kidnapped kid, he busts through a wall and grabs a dudes gun and blasts another one.

I guess he might not have killed him but they don’t say he didn’t either.

The movie could have used some color. The theater I was in had people cheer for Wonder Woman’s appearance AND the Avengers/X-Men trailers (no joke).

Can we please get DC to replace Zack Snyder with Rock Bogart?

Spoiler

So Jimmy Olsen gets executed by gun shot to the head by a terrorist.

Pretty much says all you need to know about these movies.

Zack Snyder…

LOL @ killing off Jimmy Olsen like that. He was so much of an afterthought, they didn’t even acknowledge him on-screen.

I’ll start here, since your opinion is the shittiest, and easiest to dissect, without going through pages of peoples opinions who havent seen the movie yet, and are somehow excited for suicide squad, but batman vs superman is worse than when their daddy fucked them in their assholes.

Your opinion is complete shit. Look at your cons. Theyre not even legit cons. Just angst from an angry 145 pound nerd who didnt get his lite brite superman to come save the day and tuck him in at night. The movie was fucking awesome. I can think of like 2 things that were eh, and those things were smaller issues than lois lane falling away from a black hole in Man of Steel.

You guys are the complete and utter worst. LOL. Also, im 99 percent sure jason todd is joker in suicide squad.

[details=Spoiler]1) No he doesnt suck at all. Objectively speaking he was fine. Unless you hate ego maniacal characters with quirks, which is like half of comic book villains ever. I wouldnt be shocked if you have never liked jesse eisenberg in general. Im sure he triggers you for whatever completely inane reason that fuels your hatred, and general stupidity towards this movie.

His motivations WERE THE FUCKING SAME AS BATMANS. LOL. He wanted to take down superman for two reasons, hes an ego maniac, and hes uncomfortable with this alien who looks like him, but is not him, playing god. Is that really that hard of a concept to grasp. Its like the motivation for bad guys in comic books since before you were born.

His setup with the government makes sense, because HES THE ONE WITH THE FUCKING KRYPTONITE. The government cant even break zods skin to experiment, or even get in the god damn ship. So to take kryptonite, the thing that actually gives them power, for two things they cant do shit with, well that makes a whole lot of sense.

  1. That means nothing. lol. Tell me a few of your favorite comic movies, so i can analyze their cgi. I assure you i can shit all over it if i want to, and i will gladly spend the time shitting all over it, and your shitty opinion of things.

  2. False. This is so far from true, its disgusting. I hope no one believes this. lol. Its not even a legit con at all. Just another shitty opinion.

  3. The dream sequences were there to just give batman more motive and back story. Also they were there to setup darkseid. If you recall, that was the flash showing up to batman in his dream sequence, warning him beforeheand. Im not sure why he is wearing a mechanical suit, but whatever.

  4. Not its not at all. I went in expecting it to be too, and i cant even begin to fathom how any of you retards took that from this movie. It is extremely straight forward. People said the same thing about Man of Steel, but yet didnt have that same opinion about winter soldiers horrid plot, or as strong as an opinion on Age of Ultrons completely shit plot.

This is like the worst opinion of all the opinions. That the plot makes no sense. It is seriously the dumbest shit that has been said about this movie.

  1. People dressed up as batman and superman are not the friendly crowd. Theyre the insufferable nerds who nitpick everything, and are generally wrong. Theyre pseudo nerds who think they know everything about comics because they go to cons, play WoW, and sometimes scan through the latest comic they downloaded.

The martha thing is not bad. It makes perfect sense to do, and if that was lex luthor doing it, youd be praising the idea. Instead your just being a hater, with little to back it up. Martha, loise, and kryptonite are supermans two biggest weaknesses, and he used martha just to stall until doomsday was born. Is your memory that fucking bad?[/details]

  1. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT? LOOOOL

No it wouldnt. It wouldnt have mattered much, unless you were looking to jerk off to a bald head white man. Jesse isnt luthor, did a good job, and wasnt detrimental to the plot or movie at all. Hes just there.

Not man, considering he didnt do that often in the movie at all. Non that i can recall. It was obvious in man of steel, but i dont recall any obvious christ hands out moments at all. Please point them out to me.

Also, youre tired of superman symbolizing christ? The character that literally died and came back for humanity in the comics. lol. Okay guy. Religion and mythology play heavy rolls in comic characters philosophies and personalities. Maybe you should just stop reading comics in general.

So basically “your opinion is different than mine, therefore, it is shit.”

Hey Jimmy, if you’re gonna troll, at least put some work into it instead of grade-school tier name calling.