Batman vs Optimus Prime who wins?
(These fools at work been arguing for a week that the TMNT could beat Batman.)
Bats w/EMP prep 
It’s shit like this that’s holding race relations back.
Batman aint shit.
The Turtles would fuck his ass up good.
Do EMPs work on Transformers??
The TEENAGE MNT who have a few years of bunk training from a rat in a sewer vs. Batman who is combat expert with tons of tech and experience under his belt already… GTFO.
That rat is a martial arts god.
what other fucking rat can do this? Not mutated and learning this shit like it no thang. One year of training under his tutelage and you’ll be a god of war.
Splinter is a former battle nexus champion. He was once the best material artist in the multiverse. Batman got nothing on that.
Temporarily. GI Joe vs Transformers had a couple Transformers get pretty much knocked out for a wee bit, when the Joe’s used EMP’s against them.
I thought Batman was something like that too. Or am I thinking of Gamora?
this is one of those posts where all you did is watch the 80s cartoon and movies.
Turtles were trained from birth, and have are sorta superhuman. And they’re a well coordinated team. Batman at best learned from somebody who may have been equal to one of Hamato Yoshi’s pupil’s.
Now a good battle would be Shredder vs Batman.
Doesn’t Batman know like a shitload of different martial arts from various masters?
I kinda picture Bruce like an old 70’s martial artist. He knows some shit, but there’s so much new shit that’s come out that he’s sorta being left behind. Besides, he’s still best as a detective and the richest mother fucker in DC. People are always just so focused on his fighting prowess. He’d just buy up the sewer system as Bruce Wayne and force the Turtles wherever he wanted. No need to fight the Turtles when you can force them to move to Mexico.
Tim been doing the detective bit better than Bruce pre-52 when he become Red Robin. He begins shades of it after his dad died and made up a fake relative in order to legally live on his own in Bludhaven.
Being a good detective and fighting Teen Titan villains for a couple years (if that) doesn’t hold up to the sleuthing Bats be doing for the JL and on his own, and has been doing for far too long. You think Tim got game overed by Joker with a crowbar, how you think he would have stood up to Darkseid? Every Robin ends up broken, dead, turned into a villain, or worse.
btw this pic is pretty fucking awesome
long live darkseid
Spoiler
darkseid war was kinda over before it even started but liked how it shook up DC continuity a bit. RIP darkseid
they are most def superhuman. they literally leap buildings for shits and giggles. i dunno if the stats have every been fully explained but ya they do have super strength.
well, they were created by the same stuff that gave Daredevil his powers, so it’s not much of a stretch lol
Batman VS Superman is like saying Ryu VS Sub Zero or Zangief VS Goro or Sagat VS Shao Kahn
Oh wow, it sells more toys and a bunch of idiots worship it, so it’s clearly better.
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You’re old old man