Wut? Its not like hes gonna phone some Picard up and ask if he can train at his school for a while, all of that shit is 2nd nature innate. Besides he learned how to fly after his bio dad told him to try hard, hell be alright.
KGBeast didn’t die, he just got locked in a room in a sewer for a bit. And either way, you know what I meant.
I dont even recall MoS Superman using his freezing breath yet.
He didn’t.
just watched trailer…so they show like zero action, none of the other characters, and Batman sounds like the gayest robot ever…
lol next trailer should just show Superman and Batman grovelling to the Marvel HQ.

WHO GIVES A FLYING CORNHOLING FUCK YOU GOT TWO GUYS HITTING EACH OTHER LIKE PLANETS DO ENJOY THE FUCKING MOVIE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP OR GO HOME AND KILL YOURSELF PERSONALLY I WANT YOU TO DO THE LATTER BUT WHATEVER
Hey Raz0r, your Caps Lock is on. Thought I should let you know.
To be fair to Afleck he was wearing the fuck out of that suit when he left the wreck, the shit you notice in an actual HD instead of shaky cam.
The voice sounded different in the leaked video, it was better IMO. Oh well.
I like the some of the ideas been thrown around in the teaser, no doubt IRL crazies would be proclaiming him as God.

no doubt IRL crazies would be proclaiming him as God.
and the rest of us would tease them. For real though, I was always upset that they never really deal with the religious implications of dozens of known alien species existing. Like, it would be really hard for me to defend the whole jews and gentiles nonsense, when you have a fucking bulletproof deathproof Kryptonian flying around shooting lasers from his eyes. Hmmm his God gave him the ability to fly, my God gave me syphilis.
Would you even keep paying taxes towards shit like police or fire departments, when you have people who can deal with that shit much more safely and easily? Like there has gotta be an X-Man that can squirt people with water, and they can’t really take along on actual missions because squirting people is fucking useless as fuck, but you could go work somewhere as a living fire extinguisher, I’m sure a mall or arena would pay you well.
Are you high right now?
I literally burst out laughing at Sovs idea of a mutant running about being a human fire hydrant.
I dunno. That teaser has me pretty hyped. Afleck can actually act. I’m liking where the story seems to be going and I will be in the theater drinking my six pack and yanking my dick as soon as WW is on screen and none of your opinions will stop me.

Are you high right now?
lol I’m not working, sooooooo… yup
I want legit answers to my questions and hypothesizes
So will we all Raz0r, we will que up for days to see this piece of shit day 1 so they make even more bank and create even more shitty movies. We must ensure the circle of hate continues.
Wait, 2016? When did that happen? I thought it was coming out this year
Ninja edit: I did know I just forgot about DC being Marvel’s bitch.
Ill be watching this shit just so I can thoroughly see how DC will fuck up the justice league movie. I want to see Lex just because itll be hilarious seeing bald Eisenberg “threaten” supes.
The only DC movie I can see that has even a slight chance of rising out of the sea of rock bottom bullshit is Suicide Squad.

I literally burst out laughing at Sovs idea of a mutant running about being a human fire hydrant.
seriously though, it makes sense. There are healing mutants that just fucking lounge around Xavier’s place, drinking free soda, meanwhile hospitals need doctors to perform hours of surgery, just so you have a possibility of survival. Wolverine would be a stuntman, just getting slaughtered in every scene of every movie, for real. Oh we need a dude to get shot in the balls call in Logan.
Flash would just deliver everything to everybody. Oh hey flash give this to the President for me. Thanks. Here’s a penny. Enjoy those billions and billions of pennies. Now you’re filthy rich Flash. Isn’t that swell?
DOUBLE TIME:

I literally burst out laughing at Sovs idea of a mutant running about being a human fire hydrant.
more importantly, would you drink water that another person just created with their finger?
Ugh, I really don’t like batman’s electronic robot voice. I’ve been spoiled by Kevin Conroy’s vocal cords.

Wait, 2016? When did that happen? I thought it was coming out this year
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Ninja edit: I did know I just forgot about DC being Marvel’s bitch.
The funny thing is this movie would probably have a better chance releasing along side AoU.
Instead, it’s releasing along Civil War which may very well be more hyped than Avengers itself.
Yup am more interested in seeing Supes/Bats, even if its terrible it will be enjoyable to watch in the same vein as Pacific Rim, AoU however meh, can only watch an Iron Man movie so many times.

Yup am more interested in seeing Supes/Bats, even if its terrible it will be enjoyable to watch in the same vein as Pacific Rim, AoU however meh, can only watch an Iron Man movie so many times.
…Except Pacific Rim was one thing that Bats/Supes has no inclination of being. FUN! You remember fun? That thing you’re supposed to have at the movies? Because DC doesn’t.
Truth be told, I dont think this movie will be MoS levels of bad (ie walking plot device Lois Lane levels of badness), and I bet they actually tackle the “why the fuck did you level a fucking city” topic, and better than most of us have. But you watch what Marvel is accomplishing, and continues to accomplish, and what they have lined up, and then look at even how well their televised cinematic world is doing (if you haven’t seen Daredevil yet, stop being fucking retarded and waste half a day watching the entire first season NOW), especially compared to DC and their reluctance to establish a truly unified universe (Arrow, anybody?). I mean DC has two fucking Flashes right now, and while Marvel has 2 Quicksilvers, that’s sorta out of their hands and an exception to the fact that their heroes, they stand behind them.
DC is the fucking Washington Generals, just dropping the ball
Marvel is the Harlem Globetrotters, just setting up beauty after beauty.
I’m still really shocked that they didn’t show a single bit of actual action in that entire BvS trailer.