Avengers movie thread

Only Steven Seagal can pull off BP
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Forgive me for spacing out that point from what I’m presuming was The Incredible Hulk. It’s hard to remember much from that mess.

It’s not that I want it spoonfed, it’s that I’m interested in how Banner gets it under control while in big ol’ green man form. The film makes it apparent that he has a pretty good little lid on it but still has a fear of his other side. Everyone on the team except Stark is very cautious about Banner changing forms. He changes in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s flying fortress and goes nuts, then disappears and gets some new clothes, and suddenly can control himself while in Hulk form.

If the scepter has The One Ring’s corrupting factor that accounts for Hulk going crazy while the other team members just get snippy with each other then word.

Have BP not talk, like the ultimate version, but not because of his throat being slit, but because he views as being on the Avengers as beneath him

hollywood aint ready

black men stealin blonde white bitches…now and forever.

couldn’t we just punch Chris Brown, then everybody wins :tup:

The original flash version is so much better, the new one seems over produced.

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Just saw this today. I expect to see some Spider-Man and Wolvey in the next one. How bad ass is Widow?

:rofl: I never knew Sue had a mandingo moment with T’challa. From the look of the artwork this was done a while back when this sort of thing was taboo in any media.
Dat mahvel… breakin’ down dem barriers.
This is also a bad look for Reed; dude must have some seriously bad game if he can’t keep his woman on lock despite having an elastic penis.

I don’t know what to tell you, if you’re looking for an exact explanation on the Hulk control, perhaps you’ll have to wait until 2015 for the next Hulk movie.

I really don’t know how any more obvious they could have been about the scepter’s influence, it was even verbally explained. Hell, even my 10 year old cousin understood what was going on and he has the attention span of a guppy

I swear, some people could NOT keep up with this movie lol. Anyone complaining or not understanding the reasons for Hulk’s transformations/aggression should watch The Incredible Hulk, and Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, where Enchantress used her magic to influence Hulk’s aggression on the other Avengers lol.

Yeah.

Please, take them.

TAKE THEM ALL.

Leave us in peace. :coffee:

Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.

Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.

A black dude who thinks he’s better than everybody else? Yeah, that won’t be tremendously successful on the big screen…

I get to see this on Imax tonight

If only Lance Reddick was younger, I think he IS Black Panther. Would be cool if they cast him as his dad though. (The Wire actors need exposure)

Fuck Morgan Freeman! DC loving pedo.

If they cast Will Smith as the Black Panther, I will shit a small child and immediately punish it.

Just get Samuel L Jackson to play Black Panther. He already plays a black dude in every movie ever made. I figure in the futue all black guys will just be Samuel L Jackson, kinda like all asians decided a long time ago to be one of three different people (short & fat, super skinny and average, or effeminate and possibly male or female)

I dunno, it seems that if he choose to hulk up he was fine, if he is provoked then its drama.

But Samuel “Nick” Fury, is Nick Fury’s kid.

How is that going to work?

Is his mom going to be Black Panther’s long lost sister or something?

Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.

Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.

I figure it will be like Spaceballs, kinda like how everybody was a member of the Asshole family, regardless of race religion or creed. By Avengers 3, the Helicarrier will be piloted and run by an army of Samuel L’s. Try and tell me that would be a bad thing.

Anywho, here’s something I’ve been wondering for awhile. How in the fuck could they incorporate Dum Dum Dugan into this universe? Kinda hard to have him be a member of the Howling Commandos back in Captain America, and then have him chilling around in the present time. In Marvel comics, how did they explain this, outside of floating timelines??

Marvel?

Explain things?

Marvel explains nothing.

They are the Magic Eightball of comic writing.

Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.

Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.

Puuuhhhhlease.
Do not make it seem like Marvel is any worse than DC.

Those two companies have been around long enough to actually have continuity problems. It’s unavoidable.

Yeah, I will have to admit to that. Luckily at least Marvel (as I haven’t read DC comics so I can’t comment) has alternate universes and “what if?” things and that sometimes to try and make it seem like there’s a set continuity and some things that happen weren’t canon. Though…apparently the whole “House of M” and “M Day” stuff was kind of sketchy, I’ve heard.

lol. dc pretty much invented the whole alternate universe…crisis anyone?!