so, shining the man shuttle makes you less of a man
I’m not sure if that’s ironic or not. It sorta is, but also sorta isn’t
so, shining the man shuttle makes you less of a man
I’m not sure if that’s ironic or not. It sorta is, but also sorta isn’t
well they always tell boxers never ever to have sex 3 months before the fight.
lets admit it fellas, busting a nut always makes you “weak at the knees.”
I think you’re making up the 3 months bit. I’ve heard to not have sex the night before a fight, though.
You are supposed to stimulate your prostate (ejaculate) 21 times a month to keep your prostate healthy and reduce your risk of prostate cancer. So, you aren’t playing with yourself, you are exercising for your health.
21 times? lol
also, if dick cheese would somehow be a problem for you, then it wouldn’t matter whether you’re cut or not because your dangalang would be gross regardless. nerve endings ftw. I find it weird that you were circumcised so late, thoug, sacr3d.
Yeah, because stating that not having to deal with dick cheese is a nice perk of being cut = having a dirty dick.
SRK: making logicians weep, one post at a time.
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except that’s not what I’m saying. I was saying, if someone was somehow uncut and it even got to the point of them having dick cheese, it wouldn’t matter whether they were cut or not because the dick at that point would be gross regardless.
you’d be surprised how many guys who are even cut who don’t wash that shit too thoroughly.
pretty much: using dick cheese as some sort of saving point for getting cut is moot. just wash yo damn dick.
Really?
There are that many dudes who don’t wash their junk?
Damn… that’s fucking nasty, if so.
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well they wash. but not wash wash. you know? gay and straight (probably more straight guys do it?). iunno I scrub that shit down hard. and if you’re uncut it only adds like a couple of seconds. dick cheese with foreskin really shouldn’t be something to worry about if you wash your dick like you should. if you a nasty triflin’ mofo or clean as you should be, it doesn’t matter whether you’re cut or not.
EDIT: and then there are the fetishists who desire unwashed, cheesy, cocks D: barf
anyway, I think the first time I masturbated was after watching some porn and seeing guys sticking their cocks in the girls’ vags. I tried to emulate that with my hand, and success! still don’t remember the age.
I was watching porn a bit earlier than that, but it was mostly interesting rather than arousing. it was some softcore spice channel shit…so I had no idea what was going on around the crotch area (because it was always hidden/faked). saw plenty of boobs. but not much genital action. wasn’t entirely aroused anyway (gay). but then when I saw some cock not only was I more aroused, but I figured out what was going on down there.
Yeah CLU2, haven’t you seen this?
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ahahaha I love her
There was a foreign exchange student from Germany named Fabian at my High School for a year. He claimed he didn’t get circumsized until he was 13. Maybe that’s the standard procedure there? I don’t know…
Edit: Also, if I remember correctly, I believe his ethnicity was French, but his nationality was German…yeah, irrelevant, I know.
It’s not totally uncommon. I might have to get circumsized this year and I’m 24 years old.
discovered porn at like 7 or 8, but didn’t masturbate until i was like 11 or 12.
I’ll admit, victoria secret was gold back in second grade lol.
They gave me lyrica which permanently fucked up my dick. Now I have trouble even getting a boner period. And when I do I can’t get as big as I use to. Basically you know how when you wake up with a boner and it sucks because you can’t go pee? gotta wait for it to go down? Most the time I wake up and that happens it wouldnt even matter anymore cuz I dont get big enough…
Also even begining to get a boner is painful and it makes me feel like I have to pee really badly. Even if its just a tinkle. It fucking sucks…
Doctors basically just gave me a tough shit… Meds can have side effects just deal with it. Thing… And well mapractice law in michigan sucks… You can actaully get more money if doctors fuck up a sexual organ in malpractice in michigan but, what proof do I have? Not like I was taking naked pics of myself before. =/ Thats life I guess…
I heard about that kinda of stuff. One of the big problems with taking medication is that it often has estrogen like effects which can shrink your penies/testicles, destroy sex drive, cause breast growth, ect. If you want to pollute your body even more you could try getting testosterone pills/shots which should fix your problem if the damage was mainly to your balls.
Any truth to “If you start masturbating too early (like before 12) it will affect you later? Growth/health-wise.”
Yes.
Health-wise you’ll feel better.
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6, but nothing came out.
This hard, crackly yellow stuff would be gathered in the inner skin of my dick when I used to masturbate before puberty, when I was like 8. It would be there the next day or something, after I masturbate.
I sometimes got freaked out by it. I could scratch it off but it would be pretty dried and stuck. What the fuck was that?