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- Of course, this coincides with getting high-speed internet and my own place.
The summer before Jr. High. So 12.
Lulz, I was watching some dumb movie on Comedy Central, and I noticed my shit was stiff, so I thought to myself, “If I rub it maybe it will go back to normal.” Stuff happened and was like, “Uh?”
It wasn’t even kind of erotic. XD
Ask Shaft. :rolleyes:
Pffft u fail the SRK game…pics matter opinions apparently do not
Besides if ur gonna laugh at my bang-o-the-day’s, I deserve a peek
Fair enough.
EDIT:
Check yo’ PMs, bee-yatch!
7th grade… I didnt know what masturbation was. I just had a hard on that were rock hard and painful so I started massaging it and it happened.
I remember being half-awake when I was experiencing what I think was my first wet dream. (ejaculating while asleep) It happened and I woke up to it. I seriously thought that I was peeing my pants. It wasn’t until years later that I realized what actually happened.
When I was 12 I think? Is it weird I even remember what color boxers I was wearing? I was looking at my pamela anderson calander before bed and I had a boner. And it was really uncomfertable so I kept trying to push it down…over… and over… AND OVER AGAIN. And then boom. I was like oh shit… I just peed my pants or something. So I went to the bathroom and was like wtf omg im dying… So I went to my mom and was like “OMG I JUST PEED OUT WHITE STUFF”… I was kinda scared…
Of course because then I couldn’t pee period for awhile. So I thought I had some disease… Eventually of course I peed in a normal… umm… color…
Interested at this new found power I went right back to my room to see if I could do it again. And again… And again. I found this new pee to be enjoyable. And well the rest is history…
And now im 26… doctors have fucked up my dick, and I can barely get a boner to give myself 5 seconds of enjoyment in my life… on disablity for 8 years just waiting to die…
Enjoy your masterbating while you can…
I was way to young. Like 7 or 8 I guess???
That fucking sucks man, seriously.
I feel you like you should sue the shit out of those doctors.
What did they do to it?
I read that masturbating a lot isnt really healthy because you lose tons of zinc which is used to produce testosterone. Plus cause some hormone imbalances but I don’t remember where I got this source from.
What the holy hell
That, my friends, is rather semi-high caliber trolling.
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Christian Science Monitor?
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Took me some time to learn masturbating. Basically when I was a kid I used to play with my cock (when it was uncircumsized) because I found it funny that the skin could hide the head so easily… Anyways years later when I got circumsized I decided to play with my cock the same way and for some reason I felt really good. So much that my cock would start pulsating in a weird way when I “came” (Was too young to have sperm come out but it still felt good). Once I realized how good it felt I started to try various ways to enhance the pleasure (for some time I kept rubbing my cock against my leg which felt good but I would eventually make my cock bleed) Until I finally got hold of the internet and discovered the technique we all grew to love 
What really sucks is that we lose a kajillion nerves when circumcised.
I can only dream of how good it might have been.
Of course, on the plus side, no dick cheese.
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I’d rather lose a little feeling then have to worry about dick cheese.
On-topic: I first started when I was 14. Rubbed off my first load to an episode of Jerry Springer. Back then, hot chicks were a dime a dozen on that show (before they started with the tranny shit).
I think i was about 9 or 10 with a sponge in my bathtub.
the first thing that goes when people fap too much is their memory.
now where’d i leave my keys again???
hmmm?