Ask Zig: Being White!

^I’m a strong believer in a firm beating raises you right…I was beatin as a child when I would out behave and it put the fear of punishment in me…Although after learning how fail our juducial system is I kinda lost a care for repercussions of my actions…

^ spend some time in prison and the fear will come back lol

Why do non white people leave the stickers on their hats? (And then white people try to be cool and do it too.)

That question was asked on the “Being Black” thread. I think.

-Because the world is curved, not flat.

-It gives us the most flexibility. White bones are softer than other humans’, so our skulls can fluctuate in size depending on how much cocaine we’ve consumed on any given day.

-Yes, that was covered a few pages ago.

-Spam’s taste is fine. It’s the name that’s disgusting.

As you may have noticed, we love guns. This love isn’t just cultural, either; it’s genetic. White children develop an affinity for firearms by age 5, so their instinctive response to physical violence is “Shoot someone in the face.”

How come white people always have to get naked to fight? whenever i see white folks fight in public or at my job at the bar, they are always taking there shirts and shit off and I KNOW it has nothing to due with wanting to keep there shit clean others black folks would be taking off jordans before they scrapped.

Our arctic ancestors had to strip in order to fight, since winter clothing is always extremely heavy. Thus stripping is seen as something you do only when absolutely necessary, like when you need to kick some drunk asshole in the teeth.

or when you are singing karaoke…

why are you and zach so good at karaoke?!

You’re not ready for the truth.

This makes me really wanna know.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/video/video.php?v=105805132773329

how come white people hate everyone, but love to eat everyone else’s food?? Mexican, and Chinese especially.

oh jeez.

I’m about as honky as they come but I have to ask… What’s with all these kids that do the Donald Trump haircut now? I thought that was for balding people who just weren’t ready to own it yet but these kids had full heads of hair. Is that shit cool now? Someone has to be able to field this one, I saw like 8 of you on Saturday. Is this the new fohawk?

Why did white people make coffee $5 a cup?

Because racism and appreciation of fine cuisine are not one and the same.

Being an expert con man, Trump has founded his entire brand on the false notion that being just like him equates to financial success, right down to how you look. The “Trump Craze” played a major role in our current economic downturn.

Health care reform.

Why would anyone want a trump haircut that shit is ugly as fuck.

Why do white kids think ultra shaggy hair under a baseball cap is that hot shit. Clean yourself up…you’re white.

Blame grunge music.

Why do white people have the worst B.O. ever?