Alright. I’ve been dating this girl for about 2 months now and I was really “seeing” the future here. Simply, she loves me and i love her. Just 5 min ago, we made love for the first time and the moment i put my arms around her i discovered that she has hair in her arm pits. I’m not talking about a strand but paint brush like which indicates that she really doesn’t shave. I never knew women actually grew hair under their until now. I for one shave my pits, just like the WWE guys so it’s really awkward that I am the one with smooth armpits while the woman has hair. I am seriously bummed and torn here. I have no idea what to do. I feel like telling her about this but i don’t want to look like an asshole. What to do?
Sounds like you need to shave her. Just say it’ll be sexy.
0/10
Cracker tiers go.
Peanut butter > *
STFU. You never had any great threads to begin with so you are in no position to rate my thread.
So that makes us tied in that number. Let me kiss your sister.
With a top tier graham cracker in my mouth.
We are not tied for I am not a bad poster… we are tied at a sense that we are just regular posters. There is indeed a poster who is greater than us… greater than the rest… we will never be at that level of iconic greatness. That is the only thing you have in common with me.
fishjie doesn’t really post here anymore but w/e your attempts to derail the topic are boring me anyway so I’m getting it back on track.
That’s better.
Animal crackers are for girls
So is shaving your pits, fagit. Sounds like you’re in love with a man.
It’s been only two months, test the waters. Shave it while he’s sleeping, and see if he notices. If he gets mad and breaks up with you, it was never meant to be.
You are aware that wrestlers do this right? Shaving my pits is just for the sake of feeling the irritation of sharp short hairs burning my skin. It’s a manly thing in a way. No one wants a garden under their arms.
Shave your armpits and never wear condoms during sex.
nigga, you piss on toilet seats and leave it be.
what the fuck is arm pit hair compared to that shit.
Half-naked greased up wrasslers do it… brother
I never pissed on toilet seats. It was the Greatest Poster of SRK who did that. What an awesome thread that was. One of the greatest threads in the history of this site.
Making love to a woman with hair under her arms is nasty… pissing on toilet seats and not lifting it isn’t nasty. That’s just being a man.
“Man shave pits but girl doesn’t”
Ha…
OP making love to a sasquatch possibly. Like I said, shave it down and cloth it. No one will notice.
I’ve been plotting to shave it while she sleeps but then again i will be forced to do this all the time. You people don’t understand the seriousness of this. It’s bad enough that atheism has fooled the world in believing that shit like Bruce Jenner’s transformation is normal and great.
You are in a very fortunate, and enviable position to engage in armpit frot.
After your rub your smooth, delicate armpits against her rough, hairy pits, you will never go back to conventional intercourse.
Lol. Please shave her armpits while she’s sleeping. Then you fuck it up, she wakes up with a sudden movement and cut her with the razor. Finally, she leaves you for not accepting her and her armpit jungle. OP becomes a broken man.
Do it.
Sounds like you’re dating a Chinese woman.
Am I right?