Well, back in the 70’s and 80’s, tv shows and movies somehow gave impressionable, simple-minded people the idea that chimps are just hairier surrogates for human children, and that they remain small and adorable their whole lives due to these media venues never showing an ADULT chimp in a human household. These same people went out and got chimps as pets to fill their childless lives. Most of them have discovered by now that no matter how well you treat a chimp when you raise it, they grow into deadly assholes who buck the niche they filled as adolescents, and become a threat to the people around them.
Don’t blame us for the chick not knowing her tiers, cute little animals(that can rip your head off X_X) >>>> womenz
Goddammit, now I want an SRK Animal Tier List thread.
She was bananas to think she could take this to court in the first place.
Epi will have to rethink his plans now, the people will not pay for your own stupidity.
Someone made that same comment the year that happened. Deja vu,
Just had to fix that. We all saw the pics, and she looked like Junior Gorg from Fraggle Rock.
@"The Epidemic" You have met your match, and his name is Travis.
Can’t say lol white people cause mike had a chimp…
Mike, unlike white people, knew to put Bubbles in a habitat once he became an adult.
“Bubbles was initially kept at the Jackson family’s home in Encino, Los Angeles, but was moved to Neverland Ranch in 1988. There, he slept in a crib in Jackson’s bedroom, used the singer’s toilet and ate candy in the Neverland movie theater. In 2003 the public learned that, like all captive chimpanzees, Bubbles had matured into a large and aggressive adult chimp unsuitable as a companion animal. He was sent to a California animal trainer, where he was reported to have attempted suicide. When the trainer closed his operation in 2004, Bubbles was moved to the Center for Great Apes, a sanctuary in Wauchula, Florida, where he has lived since 2005.”
also i think a lot of people confuse monkeys and chimps. my half-uncle had a monkey…they’re terrible pets, throw shit and generally get up to all sorts of monkey business in your house, but they’re not particularly dangerous.
got damn that chimp took it hard when Mike dumped his ass. But fuck I’d be pissed if I had to miss out on daily amusement park rides, candy buffets during personal movie screenings, and child molesting.
So what you’re saying is once Bubbles became an adult, Michael Jackson got tired of him. That sounds about right.
Surely you aren’t talking about this guy?(rip)
http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/J/Michael-Jackson-38211-1-402.jpg
Not quite. There was an incident where Mike was playing with Bubbles and Bubbles gently took his hand and YANKED Mike off his feet and ran off chimp-laughing, expecting Mike to chase him and play tag or whatever…about 2 weeks later MJ announced his buddy was going to live someplace else to ensure his happiness. He didn’t get tired of him, he saw that Bubbles had become too big and strong to safely be around and play with, cuz he liked to get physical when he played. Not bad when he was still a tyke. Downright dangerous when he became grown. Plus he was getting too heavy to do his usual thing where he’d run up Michael’s side and be held on his hip like a human child. I feel MJ handled it responsibly…unlike white people, who always get attacked and lose fingers and shit before they finally develop the common sense to have someone who runs a sanctuary to take their chimp.
I dunno about any of you but that hole in Mike’s chin is looking quite fuckable.
I wonder if she is still friends with the chimp’s owner?
I imagine having a pet eat your face would put a serious strain on your friendship.
I think many people see chimps and they think AWWW SO CUTE, what many people do not realize is that chimps are UNBELIEVABLY STRONG. A little chimp is stronger than a roided out linebacker, it’s just deceptive because their frames are so small. I saw two large men barely able to move a heavy box in an experiment to hide a banana, and a chimp push that out of the way by itself without even struggling. Chimps are dangerous because they are territorial animals and will behave aggressively to exert dominance. Even just horseplay could seriously injure an strong adult male. They are NOT a cute little pet.
Did you not read the article? The owner died years ago.
So?
Just because somebody is dead doesn’t mean you can’t consider them a friend.
You heartless asshole.
Just this