I think i died twice reading that LOL
Pussy ass chimp. Wish it would have tried that shit with me
What kind of a name is Travis for a chimp anyway? What ever happen to Bobo, Diddy, Bubbles, Mojo Jojo.
Word. Animals with human names always bothered me, that shit implies sapience and it scares the hell out of me on a subconscious level.
Nothing’s more expensive than regret. I bet she regrets not staying out of striking range. Me? I only regret not having the winning lotto numbers every week. Costing me millions every week that I could be using however I see fit, but at least I didn’t get beatdown by Mojo Jojo’s pugilistic primal rage brother.
-Starhammer-
, yeah, we’ll see if you’re still saying that after it roll cancels into its “Monkey grabs the peach” super combo
I think that’s the owner of the chimp, not the woman who was attacked. Check the slideshow in this article if you want to see the damage the chimp really did.
Oh…
She was probably talking shit to the chimp. This is what happens.
real men have been giving animals the bare-handed business for years. the moral of these stories is don’t be a pussy.
Chimps are horrid animals to attack you, just so everyone knows. They are built similar to us and will attack your weak points, meaning your face, neck and groin. They’re also strong as fuck and vicious.
Would not want to get attacked by a chimp.
Pussy
People get the idea that chimps arr cute harmless creatures because they are usually portrayed as such in movies and tv shows. The harsh reality is most chimps shown in the media being cute and comical are all pint-sized juveniles, and when they get older turn violent and rambunctious. Once their trainers can’t handle them, cimps get sent to zoos, labs and caretakers.
I’m dying of laughter here because I made the same mistake. What kinda of person keeps a chimp as a pet in this day and age?
Chimp Thug. Put a cig in his mouth and a pimp hat on his head. He’s too gangsta for this earth.
You mean a woman couldn’t get what she wanted from the legal system?
SRK YOU LIED TO ME.
chimp was mad because he’s ugly and wanted to make the woman ugly too. just like him 
She should hire someone to kidnap and torture the hell out of that smug ass chimp.
Tranquilize it, then shackle its legs and arms down to a table and go to work with violent tendencies when its awake
Break its knee caps with a sledge hammer,
Pour scolding hot water on its crouch
Put that sucker in a hot oven for a couple mins.
Then when you see the fear in that monkey sum bitches eyes and he thinks the pain is over.
Fill up a freezer with water and put him in there to cool him down to near death, then split his wig with an axe right between the eyes.
Profit
lol
Was I the only one who read her name as “Charlie Nash”?
Nigga… GAHHH DAAYYUUMMM! That’s that never before seen. I ain’t even know chimps were capable of doing that kind of damage. Gotta update them feats.