An Open Apology To Wolfkrone (No seriously, stop laughing)

[crotchpuncha]

He really is.

[Pertho]

Are you really an anthropologist?

I have my bachelor’s in anthropology. That’s how I got this here position at SRK.

[d3v]

He uses his time here in SRK to study homo (as in the genus homo).

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

He uses his time here in SRK to study homo (as in the genus homo).

http://i.imgur.com/AfRqoz2.png

Then he has to ensure Magnus doesn’t reverse polarity and magnetize everybody into a homo-nucleoid-sapien-no-lipped-play-doh-Vampire-man-Akuma

[ReDRuM911]

noobs

[Missing_Person]

@COAL what say you?

[Darksakul]

Are you really an anthropologist?

I have my bachelor’s in anthropology. That’s how I got this here position at SRK.

That actually kinda cool to hear.

[FrostyAU]

If you’re going to apologise to him in person make sure he takes the headkrones off first or he might not hear you.

[Darksakul]

I think the solution Pertho presented is the only way to resolve this issue.

As an anthropologist i can tell you that the correct way to resolve this situation is with the Australian aborigene penis shaking ceremony.

Wolfkrone will first display his penis in public for all to see. After the penis presentation, you will walk forward and grab the penis, shaking it as you would a hand. If wolfkrone finds your penis shaking satisfacotry, you will theb present your penis to the public and he reciprocate the shaking. Having done so, the issue at hand would have been considered officially resolved and both can move on in peace.

Or something like that. I dont remember the exact details.

If you would not grab his Penis and shake it like you would a hand; the only other solution that is acceptable is a fight to the death.

The Left hands of both parties are tied or handcuffed together, and the right hand a large knife is present, some people will go as far as duct taping the knife into the hand so the knife can not be dropped or changed grip.
The one remain living is the right one in the debate, the victor assumes all rights, responsibilities, titles, ownership of property and other holding, and the wife/husband/spouse of the loser. You may also trigger a quickening.

Cutting off your own left hand will make you forfeit, you don’t die but lose all lands, titles and wealth and spouse and your penis gets cut off in front of the public.

[J-ride]

^ To restore the bond between them, I suggest a friendly reach around while whispering sweet nothings in each other’s ear. The loser of the coin flip has to go first. Afterwards they will shake semen coated hands in a symbolic gesture of peace and love. They will then both say “No Homo” which will then completely void out the homosexual act and live in peace.

[Darksakul]

^ To restore the bond between them, I suggest a friendly reach around while whispering sweet nothings in each other’s ear. The loser of the coin flip has to go first. Afterwards they will shake semen coated hands in a symbolic gesture of peace and love. They will then both say “No Homo” which will then completely void out the homosexual act and live in peace.

That is the more modern version. Semen is optional.

[Rhio2k]

So last year I accused Wolfkrone(Joshua Philpot) of trying to use his fame and pull in the community to get me to raise the entry fees for the weekly (Walraven Weekly Detroit) and the Monthly (Midwest Monthly). This happened right after his loss to F Champ in that money match. Josh was posting in our facebook group that the pots were too small then messaged me that some other people were wanting me to do a poll about it.
At this point I lost my shit because I thought that Krone was trying to manipulate me and bully me. I was already on edge from the Genesee County Landbank messing up and selling the house that I was buying from them to someone else leaving me and my wife and newborn homeless right after Christmas. So i came out swinging and the story got quite a bit of traction.
Come to find out I was WRONG. CORN King Coble(Christian Coble) was the one who suggested to Krone to ask me to do a poll and it was in no way Josh trying to be a Bully.
So Wolfkrone I apologize for accusing you of trying to bully me. I apologize for doing damage to your reputation. I was wrong. I hope you accept my apology and I hope you are at Michigan Masters this weekend so I can also apologize to you in person and buy you dinner from Khom Fai.

                                                                                                                                                                 Jasin Walraven 

You in the wrong pocket, homie.

[Darksakul]

It’s like he all lost in the Kool-aid and he does not even know the flavor.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51OV81vS-jL.jpg

[BullDancer]

Wait… You put that man’s full government name on a public forum???

EDIT: Well his name is Joshua Philpot, where the money at B?

[COAL]

@COAL what say you?

@“Missing Person” Uhhh???

[purbeast]

Wait… You put that man’s full government name on a public forum???

EDIT: Well his name is Joshua Philpot, where the money at B?

You can’t be this stupid…

http://rank.shoryuken.com/rankings/player/byname/WolfKrone

OMG HIS REAL NAME IS ON THE INTERNET HOLY SHIT CALL THE IDENTITY THIEF POLICE!!!

[Geese_Pants]

Wrong thread…

[d3v]

Disappointed at how this thread is back on track talking about Wolfkrone, when we should all instead be talking about Pertho’s anthropological studies regarding Aboriginal dick shaking practices and the genus homo.

[AlphaCommando]

Disappointed at how this thread is back on track talking about Wolfkrone, when we should all instead be talking about Pertho’s anthropological studies regarding Aboriginal dick shaking practices and the genus homo.

I’d mention that our Prime Minister’s in touch with the Aboriginal community and is great at dick shaking, but Donald’s clearly got that on lock.

[angelpalm]