American Government Thread 2: RIP John McCain, 81

I know exactly what the problem is you dim-witted sack of dog shite.

Get the dicks out of your mouth, ass, and vag, and think for once in your miserable, utterly useless life.

And for anyone who might not be aware of all the historical facts surrounding this issue, but nonetheless is intelligent enough to realize that a great many things are amiss in the modern cannibalistic corporate Capitalist economic double-speak, I offer you this brief summary of facts never spoken of, directly to the people, by any public medium:

https://www.globalresearch.ca/thinking-the-unthinkable-a-debt-write-down-and-jubilee-year-clean-slate/10330

A more recent, more “Christ-centric” edition (though modern Christians would be the first to nail Jesus to a cross for his views on economics):

http://michael-hudson.com/2017/12/he-died-for-our-debt-not-our-sins/

Government shutdown still looms…

And while we tout the successes that Trump managed to bring upon us through the trends that started when he was actually Secret President back when everyone else thought that Obama was President, let us not ignore that current Secret President Clinton is fucking up the economy long-term:

I know the world of Secret Presidents is hard to grok, but just know that if the trend STARTED under Obama, give the credit to Trump. If the trend STARTED under Trump, blame HIllary.

You will note that “under Obama” tends to be something worthy of credit, and “under Trump” tends to be worthy of shame. Please just gloss over that, I’m sure there’s some reason why Secret President Clinton is causing all of this. #impeachher

I laughed so fucking hard when I saw this. It really is funny just how predictable all these idiots are.

Good to know I am now treasonous because I sure as hell didn’t clap during his SOTU which was the most watched of all-time… J/K yet another lie.

Who wouldn’t want to slap that face?

The memo is a non story meant to distract from tangible things happening.

A real story is Trump not enforcing sanctions on Russia selling large amounts of armaments to other countries. It was approved by 98-2 in the Senate and even more strongly (by percentage) in the House.

I originally, and mistakenly, thought this bill took the power out of Trump’s hands to interfere with the sanctions, but that was incorrect.

Initially, Trump signed the overwhelmingly, bi-partisan supported billed, but then ripped on Congress:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-signs-flawed-russia-sanctions-rips-congress-161349886.html

Then in Oct, Trump delayed implementing the sanctions:

Then late January this year:

In the meantime, the GOP strongly furrows their brow and says words with no action so they can pass their tax plan and cut medicare, medicaid, and social security.

The cheating, whore fucking, narcissist loves taking Putin’s dick.

Also.

As we’ve seen time and again, Trump and Sarah lie time and again.

Proof that the FBI rank and file did not rejoice in the firing of Director Comey as claimed by Sarah Sanders and Trump back in May 2017 after Trump fired Comey.

Thanks to a FOIA filed by a journalist, including full source emails:

Obstruction of justice is so apparent.

Then for some laughs…

The gop are trying to start dissent with law enforcement

When did republicans join black lives matter

https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/114836/3.0

Almost as amusing is this reply to it:

Wait, what?

It’s in response to “This is savage.”

I realize that. I’m just curious as to how you get to here from there… If I call a white guy a monkey, is that offensive to black people?

If it was, then 3/4 of political satire comic strips were offensive to Black people during the reign of Dubyah.

Then there is the little fact that he DOES look a hellah lot Planet of the Apes-y.

Well, minus the gleam of simian intellect in his dull, dull eyes.

President Obama had the Tan Suit . . . . . . I guess this one will be Trump’s appearance misstep

Brings to mind that scene in Empire when Darth Vader is seen briefly without his helmet.

As per Ivanka from “Fire and Fury”

“She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate—a contained island after scalp-reduction ­surgery—surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray.”

But Vader was scary for all the RIGHT reasons.

…AND he was redeemable.

**Seriously stop the fucking bald jokes already or there will hell Toupee. **

Shit was epic and even better when she made it clear 5 hours in that she would not yield back.