This is something that I did in September of 07’. It was after a long battle to try and get back with my ex after easily the most painful split up of my life. I watched her read it and she cried for a WHILE…anyway here it is.
Forever is a long time indeed
always in view but never reachable like the horizon it seems
so it’s been advised to me to never count on it
and then she came along
and then we belonged
…together
Whether it was her smile or her eyes
I loved it all no questions asked
nothing special but I would reply “she’s special” if you asked
our differences were few and together we could relax
and we were happy to finally escape the demons of our past
alas she was my vice certainly I couldn’t put her down
two lines of her a day would leave me purposely strung out
she made me feel better than any drug you could imagine
so imagine the disaster when I tried to kick the habit
just like that we went from being lovers to "clash of the Titans"
and then there wasn’t 3 minutes that our asses wasn’t fightin
sometimes the truth is harsh and even downright depressing
but nothing could prepare me for the news that she is expecing
at least…she WAS expecting but she isn’t any longer
don’t get too upset B, but you were gonna be a father
wait…
what?
Instead of getting sonned again, how about you do something with your life instead of writing break up nursery rhymes to imaginary girlfriends. Is that shit patented by you or can I get in with a haiku?
I loved her so much.
She left me to get the green.
Why, Miss Piggy, WHY???
Be serious for a second dun, you needed the whole site to handle me. Make no mistake, you will never do so on your own, so by all means, shut the fuck up.
Well, you’re such a pathetic excuse for a human being that the world needs to know about you. When they see how much of a failure you are, they’ll know that no matter how bad their lives are…at least they’re not you.
Shit. If I were you, I’d shove a three-foot cactus up my ass, then jump off the Grand Fucking Canyon while yodeling ‘Darling Clementine.’
I don’t even know how he can still show he face around here. As old as this is getting, it’s merely STA’s fault for not lying low and allowing himself to get ridiculed forever.
What like your off brand of barely funny comedy is supposed to be intimidating? Get the fuck out forreal. A whole site talking shit can border on embarrassing to be sure, but one bitch who’s too old to be taking videogame forums that seriously anyway is not a whole lot more than entertaining.
Go back to completely your MO, being SRK’s court jester and HOP THE FUCK OFF my dick.
Couldn’t you have come up with a better insult than that? It has, after all, been a month. Go back to delivering lame pickup lines over the internet. It’s what you do best.
