Just in case you didn’t know, it’s out. She’s amazing
Edit: wait…what? Priya Rai does hardcore now…whhat?? F1s to torrents
Edit2: I’m looking for a POV scene with a french/pakistani girl with blue eyes and a middle eastern girl…both fucking hot…I don’t remember any names though
sup again. i’m back with more hate. i don’t watch as much boy/girl material as many of you guys do, but on occasion, i poke my head out of my lesbian/disgusting action filled cave to check out “normal person” porn to see if The Suck has left. seems to me like it hasn’t. here’s a list of the five **WORST **porn stars i can think of off the top of my head. there are probably worse, but i don’t watch/love BangBros and Co. like you guys do. so…
Jenna Haze. never liked her. sounds like two cats fighting with a hint of weed wacker. loudly moans like her life is in danger when no one is touching her. her fake enthusiasm (with “ohh FUCK yeah” sparingly added every other nanosecond) is to the point where it reaches the level of condescending. 20 bux says she has no idea why you like her. 20 bux says she knows she’s garbage and yet doesn’t give a crap because 20 bux says you spent your hard earned money working at the fish gutting plant voting for Clay Aiken to be your next American Idol. don’t fall for dumbass hos that aren’t into what they do.
Ava Devine. no offense to dudes that like her, but you just might be a closet homo. why? because she breaks the fourth wall on non POV material. i’ve seen several scenes with her- she repeatedly breaks the fourth wall. once the fourth wall gets broken, then you can no longer accurately say “i’m imagining her sucking my dick-” because if you were putting yourself in as the guy that is getting his dick sucked, then you can no longer be the guy watching it in your house. you’re in the chair, getting his dick sucked while watching her wink at and talk to some *OTHER *guy who is jerking his dick like mad while looking at *YOUR *dick. if you *REALLY *were the guy in the chair getting his dick sucked, you’d wonder why the fuck is she turning her head away from your dick to say stuff like *"ooh yeah, i’m a **BAAAD **girl aren’t i? you like to watch me **suck *dick don’t you?" she should be looking at you while saying that stuff, right? you’re the only guy in the room, right? you’d be confused- unless you caught a glimpse of what she was looking at- another dude looking at your dick. and since i just called you out on it, you’d probably try to save face and be all like *"nah, foo- dat’s me watching **MYSELF *getting my dick sucked by dat ho while i’m in dat chair. ain’t gay if dey bof is me-" nope. still makes you gay- just in the Fifth Dimension. (also, she’s a liar- she constantly tries to pass as a woman in her mid 20s. also, there’s NO WAY she’s loving the male actor’s “huge cock-” her vagina and anus are pretty much the genetic equivalent to a CLOWN CAR. all that fake moaning pisses me off. she won’t shut up either. conversely, i would have put her higher on the hate list but she fucked a midget and it was hilarious. so she stays at #4)
Maria Ozawa. this one pains me. why? because she is the most beautiful woman in porn. notice i didn’t say “hot” or “sexy.” you can be classified as hot and sexy but still be ugly as fuck if your fake tits are big enough (not by me though, mainly because most porn stars are ugly to me. even the ones i like). this woman is aesthetic perfection (proportion wise, symmetry wise, fucking MATHEMATICALLY). period. if you say there are hotter women, you are wrong. if you say i have yellow fever- YOU ARE A RACIST (kind of like if you say Annie Cruz is anything above PERFECT UGLY, you are a racist. i mean, seriously. look at this woman. which eye is she looking out of? WHY ARE HER TEETH PERFECTLY ALIGNED TO A NON-TILTED PERSPECTIVE WHILE HER HEAD IS TILTED? BEBE ROOOOTH!). anyway, back to Maria. she’s boring. really boring. PAINFULLY BORING! and what makes it WORSE is that she’s trying to do a kick ass job but nobody in Japan will grow a sack and tell her what’s up (probably because they are just happy with someone so unbelievable looking doing something like filmed sex)! it’s like the “directors” are too busy “High Fiveing” (do Japanese people give each other High Fives?) each other on getting her to doing a scene for them but aren’t using her properly. she’s got yellow fever too (screws asian dudes only). being a weeaboo when you are already Japanese pisses me off.
Gianna Michaels. yeah. i said it. Gianna Michaels hates sex and hates you. whenever i discuss porn with black guys, they’re always like “yeah, but have you seen GIANNA MICHAELS? that bitch is hella cute, yo. 187 Glock-Glock.” i can only shake my head. why? she looks like EVERY white girl i’ve *EVER *seen openly walking around in the mall with a black guy in my racist-ass town. dyed brown hair? check. drawn-on eyebrows with a Brown Sharpie? check. big pyramid shaped nose? check. snaggle teeth? fucking CHECK. only difference is she’s not fat and her rack is AMAZING. it’s like black guys look at a girl that looks like Gianna and say “she fine imma smash dat” but subliminally, they are scared to find white chicks that look better than her attractive, lest their Ghetto Pass be revoked and get called “Carlton Banks” for the rest of their life. also, when they are mocked by the cooler black people about not liking a low tier white girl and forced to do the Tom Jones dance, the cooler black people will dance with that guy the same way, and sometimes better because it’s like Showtime at the Apollo where everyone in the crowd is a fucking attention whore that tries to “out dance” the guy that’s dancing on stage. damn that show pisses me off. back to Gianna. she’s got amazing tits and a whole lot of FAKE ENTHUSIASM- but people seem to think it’s real because she’s “active.” she’s not “active,” she’s “jiggly.” she doesn’t have to do shit because she’s so jiggly. the harder the guy pumps her, the jigglier she gets. put a skinny girl in Gianna’s place and all of a sudden everybody is pissed off. "this bitch is boring!" they’d say while i shake my head in sadness towards my fellow humans. STOP FALLING FOR JIGGLY OPTICAL ILLUSIONS!
Spring Thomas. i COMPLETELY hate this woman. yes, i know that “saucy” “racist” “banter” is scripted, but what kind of bitch would do shit like that? are we supposed to believe she’s *NOT *annoying as shit when the cameras are off? i don’t. i could see this chick up on stage during a piano recital screaming *"ohh yeah C# you fucking black piece of shit MUSICAL NOTE. you want me to press you? you want some of this WHITE FINGER on your **BLACK **basswood body? better fucking get ready for it. i’m so fucking **WHITE **and **HOT **and you are an unworthy **BLACK *rectangle begging to be depressed. sing for me you ##%#%% KEY!" i don’t even know what the hell i just wrote, but it pissed me off- and i could see everybody in the audience getting pissed too. also, Spring Thomas made me think about how basically every black chick that’s in a porn does the exact same thing to whatever non-black she’s fucking. that’s annoying too.
Jesus is watching you guys masturbate and he is crying- crying at what you guys are wasting babies to. respect your nuts and only watch good porn. damn it… :sad:
WOW. the maria ozawa shit is on point, although i fail to see how you neglected to mention that all of her shit is mosaic’d…unless you somehow obtained some uncensored ozawa action if so, i think i’ll be hitting you with a pm for the goods!
moving on, i’m a fan of gianna but if you’ve seen one of her vids you’ve seen them all for the most part she’s not insanely hot or anything but her body is serious business.
oh but as far as “beautiful” girls in porn there aren’t many the only one i can think off the top of my head is tera patrick, she wasn’t a ford model for no reason.
Man, Gianna Michaels looks hot to me in that [link] picture. Almost doesn’t even look like her ‘usual’ self [and no, not because its cropped from the chest up].
nah, the best i’ve seen of her that was “uncensored” was a few pic sets, and her bush covered everything up; so i just said “fuck it” about her mosaics (also, i give her slight props for doing things that are normal in Japanese porn that are not normal in American porn yet. i’m not gonna say what that is, because i want to see someone bitch about it in Airthrow’s crybaby thread :lol:). mosaics are not her fault- unless the reason why she’ll only do Japanese productions is so they will censor the action- in which case, fuck that bitch. go hardcore or go home.
one thing that gets me about Japanese censor is that they don’t censor out the asshole unless it’s getting touched. it’s hilarious. you see a chicks asshole in plain view and see a finger moving slowly towards it. the split second the finger touches it, everything gets censored out :lol:. really the only thing i’ve seen from Japan that wasn’t censored was Paipan, but 80% of those chicks are HEINOUS :wasted:.
Gianna’s tits are amazing, but i’ve seen better lower halves. i’ve seen her during various degrees of weight gain- i’ve noticed that anything directly under her hips will not grow/shrink in proportion. that pisses me off even though it’s not her fault. i give major props to big natural boobs while not being a lard ass, but at the end of the day i’m a leg guy- and she will always have those little chicken legs stuck to her wide frame :bluu:.
and about Tera Patrick. her face is perfect- but there’s photographic deception going on. i finally noticed it during some scene where she was dressed up like a secretary and her hair was in a bun. her head is freakishly small in proportion to the rest of her body. at first i didn’t believe it. i just thought it was a shitty camera angle that was making it look like that, so i went to find pictures of her to compare. every picture i saw was from a tilted camera perspective; or she had her head at an angle; or her hair was all over the place, blocking the rest of her head. also i noticed that most pics of her are upper torso only. if you look at an upper body shot of Tera, you’d be like “damn! that girl’s boobs are massive!” but that’s just an optical illusion the photographers are going for. check this picout:
you’re probably like, “so what? her head looks fine to me” now look at this pic of her and that *same *dude **WHO IS SHORTER THAN HER! WHAT THE CRAP! **
well, i cropped the picture to play it safe. she was wearing a shirt, but she had her hands near her collarbone which made her forearms push her boobs together. i think “boob holding” is not allowed so i edited it. :lol:
don’t take the rant too seriously- she’s not completely terrible, i’m just not GAGA over her enough to ignore her flaws. some chicks i am, though :looney:
Oh, it’s all good. I was just sayin’ that most of the stuff I’ve seen she’s never smiling, but always giving off that ‘sultry’ look [if you would call it that].
Shaft agent is so spot on…I think I’ve not the talent to reply… but I’ve been looking at this thread, and between the 9-5 boringness, it’s been good shit. thanks.
ok have to agree with the Maria Ozawa point, woman is very fucking boring. I’m going to disagree with Annie Cruz, granted she should just stick to videos (she is by far one of the most aggressive in action which is selling point in my book.) Finally Gianna looks great in everything but sex. But since videos make more than pictures and people find her sexy its all good.
Maria Ozawa is not that tight. No, I’m no racist. I’ve just seen better looking asian chicks who do porn. She’s cute, but god you made her sound like the end all, be all, Shaft.
ok cool :tup: her FTV picture sets are great. probably her best pictures/vids ever (not really “hardcore” stuff though), photography wise. i can’t give you any pics because she’s naked in the ones i have (on FTV, she’s under the pseudonym of “Becky” if you want to search, i think). also for the record, i love chicks with snaggle teeth.
thanks, i thought more people would disagree though :lol:
about Annie Cruz- i’m not talking about her performance, i’m strictly talking about her looks. if you can acknowledge that she’s not the hottest bitch on the planet that has ever sucked a dick, i don’t have a problem BUT…
[rantmode that is not focused on quoted poster] if you say, “that girl is *not *ugly” i have to question your biases. many of my friends think Annie Cruz is hot as fuck, and not from a “good performer” standpoint- these guys also think Michelle Kwan is “the most beautiful woman in the world.” not-even-fucking-close. they are fucking delusional- and once someone is delusional, they can get taken advantage of. pornographers aren’t stupid- they know the hotter the girl is, the less they have to work at pleasing the delusional masses. if porn is defined by “catering to a persons’ fantasies vicariously,” then what happens when they cast someone you think is incredibly attractive? if you subliminally cut the girl slack and let a lackluster performance slide because you like the girls’ “aesthetic qualities,” then you just got hustled. the second you “settle” is the second the pornographer has tricked you into giving up a fantasy for a FETISH (i guess my next rant will deal with fantasy vs. fetish). if a pornographer wants my money, he works for me. i’ll **never **give money to someone that puts out bullshit i don’t like- no matter how hot the girl is. [/rantmode that is not focused on quoted poster]
so yeah. you gotta admit Annie Cruz is pretty damn ugly. if you can’t, you should move to an area where there are more attractive women; and at the very least, be 100% ashamed of yourself:shake:
oh, yes she is :mad:
oh, yes you are :mad:
oh, no you haven’t :mad:
you show me this “make believe” girl that is more *BEAUTIFUL *than Maria O., and i’ll point out her flaws to you and give reasons why Maria is more BEAUTIFUL.:mad: (don’t take anything i’ve said seriously- i’m just messing around. i was trying to hype up the thread to take it out of the “BangBros password begging” rut it was in- i guess i suck at hype because after the first rant, people didn’t post for a few days :lol: but seriously post up this girl. i usually try to post the chicks i’m talking about in almost all my posts in the porn threads :tup:)