this made me lawl
Itâs true, she just sounds so fake it really takes you âout of itâ 
damnit i missed registration
oh man me too!! can somebody tell me when does cheggit open registrations? ive been waiting for like forever⌠thanks!
Babaluâs tit game is something powerful⌠I literally start drooling from the side of my mouth whenever I see them.
And that ass is nice tooâŚ
Funny thing is I just mentioned her in the other thread, her body is so Bubbleicious. She has the top 5 most perfect natural big tits ever! I should say her body is off the rocker too but she ruined it with retarded tattoos.
Speaking of which, while I have a feeling what âFajâ(sp?) means in Portuguese Iâm still wondering the exact meaning.:lol:
Melinda Doll > *
Adrenalynn. Thanks to the TOP 9 thread for that one.
sup. some of the new guys might not know who i am, but i bet some of OGs of the previous porn threads may remember how active i was in them⌠i had lists with SFW pics of every girl i talked about (sometimes that was hard work), âhintsâ on where to look for stuff, sites of intrest, and replied to many, many people on stuff through PMs. iâm not bragging or anything- this stuff isnât anything to brag about. i just felt like helping a fellow SRKer. i eventually began to back away from posting so much- not that i stopped watching porn, i just felt like i couldnât relate to the stuff that was getting posted (i thought i was getting too old). then i read Airthrowâs post about the 9 annoying things in porn and all the responses to it, and came to a realization: porn has evolved right under our noses.
the stuff we call porn isnât porn anymore. porn is Elvis in the '50s to WASP grandparents. porn is nervously watching your back while watching scrambled cable channels in hope of seeing a tit when youâre in your preteens. porn is the shit you hide in your tree house, or buried out in the woods away from your parents because if you got busted, youâd have to spend a year working at the homeless shelter as punishment; and even if you didnât go to those lengths, at the very *least *itâs the shit you didnât talk about with your parents. the second we were able to talk about Paris Hilton, who by definition is a porn star, in a public setting without acting like we donât know who the hell she is, or even getting embarrassed was the day our porn died. why do you think so many celebrities have sex tapes out? because videotaped sex is no longer taboo- itâs actually helpful career wise. now, if videotaped sex is still âpornâ like people seem to think it is, whatâs the difference between videotaped porn star, videotaped amateur sex, and videotaped celebrity sex? production value? self respect? money?
once a pornâs taboo is gone it stops being porn. and once porn loses itâs porn qualities, it becomes easily consumed by the frightened masses, and up for their wussy critiques; hence all those Nancy Boys in Airthrowâs thread. âi donât like it when the guy picks her up during sex-â âi donât like it when he turns her over for a different position; i want her to lie on her back more and not do anything-â âi want her to get paid for not working-â **i donât wanna know you Clay Aiken lovin muthfuks! GTFO!
porn currently is bullshit. itâs demeaning. not to the girl, but to US. the fact that we actually sit though so much fake bullshit to watch the same bitch (donât even try argue. itâs the SAME BITCH, just different genes and surgeons)lay there and get mindlessly railed (while faking it, screaming âohhh **FUCK **YEAHHHHH!â 60 times a thrust) by some uninspired loser- whose cameraman âfriendâ keeps expressing how hot the girl is and how awesome the footage heâs getting is- sickens me. âJoe Everymanâ works a 9 to 5 day in the hot sun while getting bitched at by his boss, fucked with by his co workers, injured, robbed, etc for minimum wage- goes to the video store to get a porno to make his day better, takes it home to watch that SAME BITCH give a garbage blow job/unenthusiastic (or fake enthusiasm) riding/treat another girlâs snatch like the plague/complaining about the pop shot; has to put up with it because itâs the best he can find. think of how much money this poor hard working schmo just dropped on a bitch to not even working a FRACTION OF A FRACTION as hard as he worked! itâs fucked up. itâs fucked up that the guy has to put up with these lazy pieces of shit girls in his porn. itâs fucked up that these lazy pieces of shit âdirectorsâ get away with selling this crap to the populace and get even props for it. most importantly, itâs fucked up that it tricked me into helping perpetuating it. i am utterly disgusted.
in early 2006, i defected. no more trying to hang with the infuriating mediocrity, waiting for it to get better. i am now the Akuma of porn. normal âpornâ is too weak for my Geta sandals and large Buddha beads. i now scour the earth for the most messed up things (read: TRUE pornography) i can find and challenge it. in doing so, iâve learned many things about myself and surroundings. i have become stronger. i feel the power of the Dark Hadou coursing through my veins, ready to strike like an aggravated Rattlesna- ah fuck it. iâm out dis bich.
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^OMFG that post was so great on so many levels. I will post more in depth with my thoughts tommorow, I got workâŚ
Shaft Agent, take me under your wing. You donât know how RIGHT you are. I remember not too long ago, I had to learn how to delete history off the computer in fear of my parents finding out. I snuck that shit around the house. Found hiding places for. Carried that shit to school so that my folks didnât find it. Once I got into a fight and I had porn in my bookbag, that automatically to precedence over the fact that I had gotten into a fight and I got one of the worse beatings in my life for it. Today most âpornâ is lame shit. The good stuff is still out there, but itâs so hidden under all this fake âpornâ itâs hard to find. Todayâs porn is like Wine Coolers to liquor.
Fuck paying for porn. Porn deserves to get ripped off and viewed for free. If anyone from SRK pays for porn thenâŚ
the glory of amateur pron!!!
Ashlynn Brooke rules. Whoâs with me?
Lela star sucks all of a sudden, and she got her boobs doneâŚWTF. What was wrong with them before?
Rebecca Linares, I canât get enough of her. Sheâs amazing!
Also, has anyone seen anything recent from Riley Mason?
Oh my fucking GOD
I came to post in this thread once and someone beat me to exactly what I wanted to say, right before me.
Anyhow⌠yeah. I think Im in love with Rebecca Linares.
j/k but I would bone the shit out of her
i agree, why did she get her boob job done in the first place? it was fine the way they were, more like perfect imo. btw, she started doing anal too.
Yea that was the episode i saw her new boobs. I think this is her 2nd anal scene. She did one with that small cocked fat white guy when she was just starting. Ed reed or something IIRC.