I hope your girl is swallowing on a consistent basis Raz0r.
You never heard of birth control?
I’m fine with kids ruining every attempt by Raz0r to relax.
May a whiny brat spoil your next mojito.
You’re seriously OK with a screaming baby at an R rated movie in the theater? Because that’s happened to me. Maybe not that often, but on more than one occasion. And it fucking sucks. It’s a lot different than going to Zootopia on a Sunday afternoon with a theater full of kids. I did that and it was fun because their laughter is part of the experience. But I seriously have to ask what the fuck was wrong with those parents who took their toddler into the 10 PM showing of the Conjuring. I waited for the late show specifically to avoid that situation.
If you hate children then you need mental help. Hate is a strong word. Children are the future. You should look at their innocence and happiness and remember a time before you became a bitter wankster.
Hate the shitty parents if you need an outlet for your bullshit. They are the real problem. Also birth control is not 100% effective. Better have a backup.
Shut the fuck up.
Razor-san must have lost something precious to him. To cope, he resolved to forsake love.
Even when visiting my sister it feels like a burden that her kid is there, and she’s not even my responsibility.
I’m getting a vasectomy. I want to actually enjoy my life without stopping to raise a kid for 18 years. Countless people already raise kids, so I don’t think there’s anything special about it and I feel no obligation to do so for the sake of anything.
Razor made this thread because someone is claiming he is the father.
Spelling bee judge: “Please spell, millennial.”
Young Pedo: “m-i-l-l-e-n-u-a-l”
Spelling bee judge: “Son, get your millennial ass off the stage. You’re a disgrace.”
Young Pedo: “Fuck spelling! And fuck punctuation too! I’ll just go post on the Internet and take math classes!”
Discouraging Mike Ross from potentially knocking up -D Tier White chicks is at the very least alluding to a moderate disdain for kids.
Either his job, or a bottle of decent single malt.
(Ha at the idea of Raz0r as Souther.)
Yeah, children not being forbidden from PG13 and R movies is part of why I just stopped going to movies at all for a while and am still cautious about when I go, i.e. never on opening weekend. They’re even more of a problem than the ghetto black people that infest a certain theater around here that I never go to anymore. There’s literally no valid reason to inflict your child’s whining on others in a completely optional location given it was your decision (read: likely mistake) to have a child in the first place, which is arguably the chief complaint behind this thread other than people being inept about stroller placement where they can actually help it.
You know what they say about the future though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrriKcwvlY
Besides, you can hate both. No one is exempting shitty parents for making bad situations worse, but even the best parents generally can’t prevent their brat from occasionally whining if that’s just the type of baby it is.
Millenial wouldn’t exist pre-2000.
Your Chinese waifu doing all the math, yet again, lazy ass American white woman using cheaper Chinese labor force to take care of your growing waistline and wasteful lifestyle. Yet the white man himself goes after them since they keep their shape and face at least 10 years longer, but usually 30!
White women fall off a cliff, maybe starting at 14 when they give up math and science in order to learn makeup culture.
Need to check your programming. Your database is wrong.
Yeah a spelling bee from the mid 90’s is where they will have the word millenial.
Someone’s not INDIAN Asian from India.
WEST INDIES… PLEASE
Children are terrible.
Your children are going to be terrible.
Holy fuck i forgot about that chick.
What happened to her? Has Mike Ross ever spoken the truth?
Like some people, this person claimed to be a Soul Calibur 2 Tournament Winner to get on that gamershow.
Neglecting to mention where these tournaments were held. In her own house, probably against her mom or dog.
Source: Honzo Gonzo had more even if nobody wanted to listen or it looks like youtubes in the vein of exposing Chris Angel magic tricks!
look like raggedy ann, generic emo scene version
https://i.imgur.com/7aJQjrJ.jpg
Gamer Grub? From the advertisement up top, this be where those purple dragon deal doughs we all have to hear about where ign, neogaf, and kotaku review them all day come from?!
Children learn from Adults.
Therefore every bad thing a child does is a result of them learning it from an adult.
I will not be having children to avoid unknowingly turning them into a giantess fetishizing manbaby degenerate whose dream is to become a little girl…
is what I would say if my not having children was a personal choice.