Akatsuki Blitzkampf: The Dream Is Dead

They don’t do it for no reason. So all you’re doing is fighting back instead of correcting yourself. Take a look at your own shit.

I didn’t say it didn’t happen.

News flash: those 70 people did what you did and downloaded caster, got on IRC, and played some blitz. Did they get a virus and a blue screen?

NNNNNNNN OOOOOOOO ! (no)

How did you? How the fuck did you? You are one special guy (like short bus special).

I’m saying you’re stupid for thinking that’s how it happened.

We know, buddy. We know.

In other news, I found out that the problem with my girlfriend’s laptop is that she’s constantly running scanners on it, which interfered with the game. Once her laptop is free of bullshit, then I’ll be ready to play again.

I’m officially done with this shitty game.

I was in my room, minding my own business and playing some blitz when OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE a brick gets thrown through my window. I’ve been playing fighting games for over ten years now and I have NEVER had a brick tossed through my window…

Now I gotta get a new window installed, deal with all the bugs flying in, clean up the glass…ughhh

Sorry, but Blitz is just not worth the hassle. :grrr::grrr::grrr:

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(sorry for stealing your line, Kayin)

webster is an awesome dude to hang around irl but he keeps making terrible posts

that’s better than the other way around, granted, but still maybe lurk a lil more dude

also i don’t get this thread title, jiyuna is one of the few legitimately funny posters on this site so what’s the problem

the post isn’t serious josh

you can tell cause i stop using proper capitalization

I hear a lot of good stuff about this game. I’m not sure I really like the style, but I could see myself giving it a go if even just to see what everyone’s so hyped about.

Is Anonym any good?

Also, Thanks Tizoc, this is the best thing I’ve seen in ages. http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/1584/gr27.jpg

Anonym is the best character in the game. She is better than both the salami and the bologna combined.
Hooray for 1990’s cartoon references.

In all seriousness, though, everyone in this game(except Blitztank) is good and everyone(except Blitztank) has their own little quirks that make them a barrel of fun. I play Anonym myself, or at least I did until my computer pussied out on me, and as long as you’re good at keeping distance and talking in a guttural snarl like everyone’s favorite time-traveling keepaway monster, then you should be fine. If you want to get into tiers, Anonym is low-tier when last I checked, but again, you’re fine as long as you aren’t playing as Blitztank.
Also, don’t play Fritz. I hate Fritz.
Don’t play Sai either, I hate him too.

God damn. Can’t get any config.exe version to work. The japanese one simply crashes, and the english one appears to be running, but simply remains minimized with no GUI showing.

Did anyone had similar trouble?

Set compatibility mode to Windows 2000 or something like that.

It’s the standard doujin config problem issue: Didn’t link up the executable with comctl32.dll like they were supposed to.

Yeah, that’s the most likely solution. Had the same problem back when I was playing it on my older comp + on XP.

So, I finally gave in and re-installed this game… But, as soon as I did, my computer jumped off my desk, span around in the air crashed against my TV… Then caught on fire.

Now I am left without a computer and half of my room has been burned down.

… I also lost a hand in the process. DAMN YOU BLITZ! I knew I never should of re-installed it!!!

^ This is clearly an elaborate scheme by the nazis hidden deep within Subtle Style’s headquarters to corrupt and destroy the world’s poverty stricken fighting game players.

Go back to playin the AH2 port.

:arazz:

Fuck you bitch I said I wasn’t playing the port.

lol chill beedoof

lmao, don’t worry I am cool. I didn’t really mean that too serious either. :stuck_out_tongue:

I am still left with half a room, no TV, and no Computer though.

Thanks mate. That did it.

Gah. Anonym is low tier and Blitztank is shit tier?

Why do the characters I like always end up being crap? >_<

I do remember someone telling me that even Blitztank could be used to some effect though.

Random note in case people didn’t realize it:

With caster you can put sound.wav in the same folder it will beep you when some one connects. Useful if you post your IP and then go do other things while waiting for a connection.