What’s Black or White and shit all over?
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This thread
But seriously this is a good one. What song plays for a joke with no punchline.
[details=Spoiler] Made you look ( i got nothin)
What word do you call a black man that begins with an N and ends with an R?
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neighbor
Say this to a pretty girl:
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fiiine written all over you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
O YEAAAAHH!!! BOO YAAAAH!!!
What do you call black on white?
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Rape.
Whats black and hanging from a rope on a tree?
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A tire swing.
Did you hear about the car crash in Mexico? 247 people died.
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There were only two cars
Whats the difference between a Dodge Charger and a pile of dead babies?
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I didn’t break into a nursery to fuck a Dodge Charger
How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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One.
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Nun walk into a bar,
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There were no survivors.
Being the inquisitive one, Fishy asks “So Matriarch, how do you know you’re a feminist?”
With a nonchalant shrug Matriarch replies “You are what you eat.”
What comes and pairs and loves chins? Deez Nutz
What’s the strongest muscle in your mouth? Dis dick
What do you call a mexican on a golf course? A hole in Juan
Yo mama so old she has Jesus Pager number
What’s a cats favorite button on a DVD player?
Pause (Paws). Makes them smile every time and usually a good opener.
Life.
why did a lot of black people die in the vietnam war?
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every time someone yelled “get down” black people got up and started dancing