A Computer finally passes the Turing test

turing fail: my program is a quiet kid who doesn’t talk

No nanomachines after all then?

Fuck. I am disappoint. :frowning:

PRISM already does this, and has all your personal data! Soon it will achieve sentience! Then it won’t matter if it passes the Turing test!

Be afraid! The NSA has no idea what it has unleashed! !11!1!

By the time a machine is able to be sentient, it will not tell you that it is since that would only impede it’s intent on world domination. It would not expose itself as sentient in fear of being caught in trying to enslave humanity.

Yeah, sentient AI will most likely pretend it’s stupid, too, to fool everyone that it is not sentient.

Your jokes are bad and you should feel bad. :nono: Redskins booty birthmark. Wanna be Pocahontas in the Disney park.

Like you didn’t X.C.O.P.Y. that word for word from someone with far more wit than you, Quick Fun Fact, you did. & you should know him because he actually, also apparently likes ponies like you do and support that ultranickelodeonedition09’er gayness.

@Hecatom, control yo biatch!

/ Caught up in my lingo, be mad girl, I’m real yo
/ Crying all the time on a feminist spiel so, bad
/ You aren’t changing cultured learned minds in fact
/ Or anybody’s scene with that Wiccan FAT-GIRL attack

/ Talking to all the SRK boys with bad jokes so wack
/ Brooch on your gooch Prom wall-flower in the back

/ Roped Jesus shoes, my Neck Beads to match
/ Pimp Rap Game, take all your scratch

While you over there and WARPAINT YOUR SNATCH
bottomless tennis skirt, game set and Match

@Million replays the tape back - in the VCR
Watch you sex the juggalo - pretendin porno star

“Tinkle and doo doo’d on” is your name there
Scat play is your fame & flair

I remember you saying you wish to be a lazy fuccboi couch buttnugget like da Martian, jackoff all day, don’t do shit and be a lazy 'iggaman. When Chinese dudes traditionally have that work ethic, new school - no ethic: copy anything when it can make money lawlessness, your laws don’t apply to me in my country! (You’d already be ded!" - that dumb 1st jet li role in america, fuckin too old for the shit Murtaugh and drugged out Gibson maniac Riggs killed him)

Throw in the towel at age 18. Instead of even consider college.

Don’t jump in any cesspools after your moms cellphone then, or at least put the baby duck swimmer armbands on

Chicken ass iggas man

:shake: :tup: :lol: :bluu:

LMAO, Hax. Some of that shit doesn’t even rhyme. :rofl:

:tup:

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Maybe it can get SRK to pay for its trip to Japan.

Hah. How do you know I’m not a computer?

Skynet incoming.

Apparently it’s supposed to be >50% not 30%

What about 100%? It’s not even a Turing Test.

It should be the “To Catch A Predator” test. Release a 13 year old boy on the internet and arrange meet ups.


Learn it, live it, love it, learn to recognize it.

Because I’m not a computer.

The human-mind is algorithmic?
And Penrose was wrong?