I have experienced number 3 and 8.
This was never actually accepted into urban dictionary, but it was submitted and screen capped.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/184c3dc12324507db4f854ce40aa6000/tumblr_mmkscaSXD31s79miqo1_1280.jpg
This site is pretty funny.
“Congrats! You are 30 days into your liquid-only diet, and men are finally ready to see you naked. Before you and your dude do the deed, here are some tips to keep your man from hearing that tummy growl: Don’t be the first to bring up food play.”
I call that article a slow Tuesday, some of us like it kinky.
Kinky is not using a feather, Kinky is using a whole chicken
there is no way that site isnt a trolljob
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Glad i’m not the only person who thought of that.
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Please continue this story. I beg and implore you. Before this thread gets inevitably locked for no reason.
BS everybody knows that Feminists don’t want to have sex, and don’t want other women to have sex with anyone. Ever. Because every sexual act concensual or not is violence against women. PRAISE BE TO ANITA SARKEESIAN!!
What? Why would this thread get locked? Well…I guess if people keep discussing feminism, its inevitable…
But lets remember, not all feminists want to destroy penises, and not all penis destroyers are feminists.
number 4, 6 looks interesting… But i don’t like 4.
Icy-Hot
Playing with temperatures is an easy and fun way to spice things up in the bedroom. An ice cube on his penis will feel amazing. Dry ice on his penis will burn off the skin. Consider that penis destroyed!
Quick someone photoshop Juri’s face all over that article.
It’ll take more than that to wreck my windrammer. They don’t call me vegeta final explosion for nothing.
Finally completed the list.
Number 3 was probably the most surprising. I mean, at first its like, well…how is this supposed to destroy the penis, then, a few hours go by, and things start to get really wet and loose. After a few more hours the skin just comes off in a tube…by the end of the day its like gerbil fetus or something.
You people are sick and frightening. Good God.
Number 8: Shouldn’t it be an “elbow to the groin”?
this article disgusting.