anyone interested going to rpm this weekend (fri, sat, or sun) after 7pm ???
Hey Andre, I might go. Ill call you up. Anyone else interested?
Only quarter games guys!
i’m usually at rpm after 10 or so (after stopping by rush first) on fridays and occaisonally saturdays. I’ve kinda given up on cvs2 and have been focusing more on sf3. anyone play kof? i usually get my ass handed at rpm but it’s somewhat bearable at 25 cents though i dont play it much as a result.
LTB: lol john you crack me up… too bad blocking moves is fucking hard enough… to literally see a move coming, and push it to the side allowing you to counter attack is LITERALLY almost impossible lol
kyle: lol man, i dunno… after what happened with me and jackie, i couldn’t like… stick up for my friend who did the woman stealing. breaking up a happy relationship isn’t something i really respect. especially for like the first month, all the advances were shot down with a “fuck no, i love my boyfriend”. that shit is WEAK. anyways, no it’s not a random fight, i was really good friends with the other guy too, only i didn’t grow up with him. the main reason i was there to even fight was cuz this other friend of mine, one that i’d actually back up wanted to back up this idiot. (named artur, artur is the guy doing the woman stealing, VLAD, the other guy is the one who got his girlfriend stolen. but artur is the russian, not vlad wierd) anyways, so i was there helping out my other friend (his name is izet) and since i was there, allan was there too. anyways, artur knows some crazy russians, who love to fight. so since we know those types of people are hotheads, we decided to come and push them off in case they jump in. it IS a one on one fight, so jumping in is gay. anyways, archer v.2.0 decides to come along also with alex Z. so it was me, alex, allan, izet, navid, steve, artur, and we go down to our old elementary school to fight. we go a lil early and there’s no one there so we decide to joke around and fucking pretend to be funny by doing stupid things. but then, fucking… this big fat spanish guy named henry come and like we all get scared lol. this guy’s like a fucking tank. like i think if i came down to it, i could probably take him, but he’s some crazy spanish guy who’s got nothing to live for so it would be gay messing with him. then, like… 20 guys show up… lol fuck man, this vlad guy is the MOST PEACEFUL fucking kid at school… but 5 persians come, and then like… some other faggots around school, who are nobodies but suddenly decided to act hardcore with their swearing and shit. but it was still like 20 on 9 with both artur’s side having one bat, one cane, and a club (my club baby!!!). henry had a fucking tire wheel turning thingy. those long metal things you switch tires with. but it was tucked into his pocket, so i guess we coulda knocked him out before he got it out. but the persians had some bats and pipes in their stupid shitty car. and some asian kids were there who i never met before, but i fucking hate stupid asian kids who just for the hell of it, show up to a fight, and act hardcore just cuz they’re asian. i guess it’s probably cuz out of everyone there, i wasn’t friends with ONLY the asian kids who showed up. everyone else i’ve chilled with at least a few times. but yeah, 3 korean fucking 5’5 guys who think they’re fucking tough cuz they take taekwando. those ones piss me off the most. buuuuuut, once again, we were friends with the koreans. just not the bananaed asian guys. ANYWAYS, so when those 20 guys show up… the artur guy gets scared and meets up with his russians, who decided not to call down more crazy russians. so like… the russians decided though to act SUPER cocky, and they wore sunglasses, a pimp cane, and smoked like a mother fucker. but they had like bats and shit so it woulda been nuts. anyways, like half of vlad’s crew was SUPER pussy like and prolly woulda jumped in just cuz it was 2-1, but if it was 1-1 they wouldn’t. anyways, so we make a circle and the usual tough ones go “if anyone jumps in, i’ll fuck them up” blablabla stupid hardcore faggots. so like… outta nowhere, vlad punches artur in the back of the face lol… like… outta nowhere hahaha, but he wore workoutgloves cuz i guess they make your confidence higher right? BUT, they were the SUPER good quality ones so instead of punching hard, it cushioned the blow lol…
anyways, i’m not TRYING to make excuses BUT, me and allan although came with artur, we really wanted to see him lose. even though he’s our friend, the guy seriously deserves to get his ass kicked. not by a buncha guys, but in a one on one fight.
anyways, like, i really wanted to start shit with that johnson guy right? so like… i go ask one of the persians if he’s good friends with him, and i’m like “i’m asking cuz i’ve got problems with him” lol but like… they asked out of respect for them, for me not to do anything cuz to them, he’s a nice guy. that’s what i hate about him, he’s the BIGGEST suck up to fucking anyone. oh well, no sense in starting beef with guys you’re cool with in the first place so i don’t… glad i didn’t though cuz 10 more guys show up (story’s kinda out of order, but after the 10 guys, it makes an even 20). well that johnson guy like… first thing he does is shake my hand and asks if we’re cool… and i just said yeah sure… lol how the hell do you mouth off to a guy who’s being nice to you? lol kinda hard… never had to do that shit before lolol
ANYWAYS, so the fight starts and the FIRST thing that artur does is get the guy in a headlock. and that’s it… random punches, eye gouging and whatever happens but in the end… the fight was the boringest shit EVER… artur won obviously, cuz headlocks count for something but given another like few minutes, both woulda puked or something lol. fuck man… lots of times, it woulda turned into an all out brawl… which woulda been gay for me… cuz… who the fuck do i fight for? lol… i guess i woulda looked for the asian kids who were just standing around… i had a club so i coulda taken some out… but yeah hahaha i guess people wanted to see them duke it out. so we had to separate the two cuz the fight was going nowhere and had a round two. the second round, artur faked a punch, got the guy in a headlock AGAIN, and flipped him HARD onto the ground… like… he SLAMED him… and they rolled around for a few more seconds and this old lady came and broke us up. so artur wins this fight only cuz of a technicality, not cuz of sumbission or knockout like it shoulda been. anyways, the fight was SUPER gay… just rolling around with weak punches to the face and to the ass. as much as i’d have liked to see artur lose, i knew he was gonna win. vlad just isn’t a fighter. and i taught artur how to wrestle like last year so i knew he wasn’t gonna throw any punches, just go straight for the headlock… oh my gosh, it totally made me look bad too… cuz all the kids from my old highschool were there to help vlad out… and i looked like the type of guy who has no sense of right and wrong lol. i came prepared too, brought the mouthguard i had from my fight with marion. i mean… i COULD have fought… knock out like one or two guys before they send me to the hospital lol.
it’s all cuz of stupid henry… if he wasn’t there, we woulda been wayyy cockier lol. i hate it how like… a faggot fucking brings ONE scary friend and then nothing happens cuz of it lol. i kinda wanted to see the koreans fight too… marion was a black belt too and around their size… despite all that training, it didn’t do that much good lol. the russians were kinda of a disssapointment too… izet was easily 50-100 pounds heavier than they were… is it only me or are all the once HUGE european guys like… getting only taller and skinnier? i swear, they’re only like… 160 pounds or something lol. and at 6’2", that’s SUPER light.
anyways, so the fight gets broken up and then we go to bread garden to chill. NOW, artur feels the aftermath of fucking non stop muscle contractions and feels like he has to puke… so he sits down in the parking lot and starts to feel sick. (it’s the same thing after running for a long time, your body feels carsick)… so then security comes and goes WTF, so they make up a story on how the fell down the stairs and passed out. people who fall down stairs and puke usually DIE lol so they think he has a broken neck or a concussion so they take him to the fucking HOSPITAL lol. out of SHEER luck, the guy’s mom comes out from shopping and sees him there… oh my gosh, she starts swearing at his russian friends lolol… damn that shit sucks… all over some stupid slutty white girl hahaha
i’m pretty pissed though cuz now i think henry hates me for being on artur’s side (of which i wasn’t, and henry and me were good drinking buddies) and those stupid persians for standing up for johnson. i SERIOUSLY wanted to scrap today… damn… woulda had hella fun too… everyone there was like 5’5" MAX… not saying that it’s small or something, BUT, considering the 5’5" kids DON"T have any weapons (luckily no machettes were brough lol those asian kids aren’t even asians or something) and i had a 16" club, lol shit woulda been FUN!!!
allan was pretty gay too, he fucking LEAVES with vlad’s crew… i mean… you show up to a fight with one side, then leave with the other lol… WTF!!! well, i mean… i guess more of my friends were there anyways? and i wanted to talk to vlad to make sure he was okay, but STILL!!! fuck man, lol
fuck… sooo much eye poking man… vlad’s eyes are like… ALL RED, you can’t see ANY white lol, artur had his fingers in there a long time… but vlad like first tried to grab artur’s PENIS, his fucking TESTICLES man… and like… since he was stuck in a headlock, he fucknig BITES artur… you can see a HUGE bite circle on his arm lol… like from jaws or something… holy shit… the cheapest and least entertaining fight i’ve ever been to lol
but i guess that’s how one on one fights end up whenever it’s kinda even… i mean… if no one gets a knockout in the first few seconds, it ends up going to the ground… those fucking asian kids were like yelling “you fight like a pussy”… piss me off, none of those guys woulda fought one on one. which i guess is fine if you are asian but at least don’t expect one on one fights to be as entertaining as a shitkicking of one lil kid. it’s not fucking the movies, it almost always ends up being a wrestling match lol
ANYWAYS, artur’s parents are totally upset, and i guess vlad’s parents will know indefinitely… since his eyes are now red and brown… and how does this apply to ANYONE on srk.com? it DOESN"T!!! but i guess it’s still something that i can talk about… living by myself in richmond is gay… i mean… all i got here is myself!!!
it was still kinda gay though… fights between kids who can’t fight are always funny to watch… like… they can’t do a punishing blow unless it’s STRAIGHT to the nuts or the neck… but since they can’t fight, they just swat like flies hahaha… like… they try to punch the top of the head where it doesn’t hurt lol. too bad artur was only going for the choke, it woulda been a good fight.
what did i learn from this? ALWAYS make sure your side has more people. i expected vlad to bring only 2 friends so i told artur’s side to call NO ONE… you CANNOT go wrong with having more guys there. and if the other side calls more guys, fuck them up while the guys are coming, then run away lol
man, kyle, next time you get beef with someone, and you wanna have some fun, give me a call and make a circle with only me and the guy and let me try to fuck him up. it’s the funnest when they KNOW they’ll loose… oh my gosh hahaha like, even if he kicks my asss your crew will tear him apart. one on one fights almost NEVER happen unless you’re like…WHITE or something hahaha
anyways, FATBEAR: the tournament will start at 1:00PM, but since you’re coming from far, we’ll start i guess a little bit later for you? or we can always add you in. cvs2 will start RIGHT at 1:00PM but marvel and thirdstrike can start a little later cuz they’re hella fast
victor: i am free weekday nights but not really on the weekend. workingout, and my girlfriend take up most of my time
lunge fish, i forgot your name, but i remember you. don’t give up on cvs2 just yet. thirdstrike is GOOD, but you’ll never get good playing the richmond thirdstrike players. they whine and complain about being cheap when they really just suck
but i almost got jumped cuz i threw too much lol… gotta play dumb during those times… (huh? i play in japan, i learn from the best, they always throw…? oh, it’s cheap!!! sorry, i didn’t know!)
lol too good
Tao:
if Math 101 involved counting how many guys come into fights, you probably wouldn’t have bombed it, yeah?
:lol:
lol no no i counter in a kinda mixed order when i wrote that
9 guys on artur’s side if you include me and allan cabatic
and on vlad’s side it was vlad, his lil white friend, daniel jafari (kyle knows this guy), arass, urson, and i think they came with 2 more persians i forgot who they were (nobodies lol), and then of course, henry, and then 2 white kids one huge fat one i forgot his name and this other skinny white kid name john manning. and then that johnson kid, like 3 or 4 other stupid looking chinese guys (by stupid, i don’t mean like… HARDCORE with the bangs, nor honger… i mean… TYPICAL looking chinese canadian teenagers), wilson (another banana), tommy lowe and his fucking girlfriend lol, and then the three koreans.
there might have been like 1-2 people there that i didn’t count. so yeah, i was VERY accurate when i said it was 2-1. navid? never fought before, he would get creamed. alex can take on one MAX… MAYBE two but anyone who’s tried a 2-1 KNOWS you pretty much can only go for a draw. izet, big softie… like i said, he’d only be able to get a tie with maybe 3 guys… but since he doesn’t know wtf he’s doing he’d get rushed. only the russians with the bat coulda done anything at all. and me with my club, it was really short ranged so i’d have to do that gay running away and hitting people shit. allan also had no weapon so after knocking out like… 2-3 people max, he’d get taken down. then it’d be over lol especially once jafari whips out his stupid bats from their car.
LOL daniel jafari… what the fuck is he doing still goin to fights and shit… lols hahah
anyways that was a good story…
fighting is gay these days cuz only little kids do it… fuckin fun shit is actually fucking shit up like blowing exhausts of cars or something like that… dynamite and public destruction seems to be just as fun as fighting, cuz when u fight u get all pumped up for no reason… lols
tao: My name’s Allan. i’ve been leaning more towards 3s since my friend absolutely loves the game and he’s always pushing to go to rush to play. Yea Rush kinda sucks but it’s closer than jz’s. that and i’m about the same level as the Rush scrubs. but i guess i can make it to jz’s every once in a while.
GO FLAMES BABY!!!
STANLEY CUP FINALISTS!!!
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SHARKS FIN SOUP ANYONE???
:lol: :lol:
hey lunge fish, let’s play at rush together
Crazy!
Have u guyz seen the soomighty vids at Denjin Video? WTF :eek:
Soo vs Mike Ross 3… craziest assist infinite i’ve ever seen
I will be at JZ’s around 7:30 tonight. hopefully I will see some of you there.
is anyone gunna tell me when this shit goes down?
sure. i’ll probably be there tomorrow past 9. I usually go with a couple of my friends but only one plays though. He usualy plays Urien and sometimes Dudley. Like that narrows it down:p I usually play Black Denjin Ryu and sometimes red and white Yun.
yo tao man, I had such a great time at UBC arcade today. the “GROUND MASTER” actually challenged me 30 times and I beat him 30 straight…lol (he spent $15 on me) I don’t think he will ever play me again (he was sobbing at the end and left)…lol
that was a good roll-cancel practice though…
lol well i dunno about gang fights, but one on one’s are still my favourite… just cuz… you KNOW they’re putting all their hearts and souls into it hahaha
anyways, yeah i go to rush lots too, but after that one time of almost getting beat up cuz i “threw” too much and was “cheap”
anyways, i’ll be available to play all day cuz my stupid girlfriend is at some gay volleyball tournament
alex, the tourney is gonna be on the 6th
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ u almost got beat up.
priceless.
Well some guy got pissed because I raped his girlfriend… at Marvel :lol:
Incidentally, this happened at rush as well.
your gay redtide why would u fight a girl at marvel?
lol sometimes… you just gotta show the bitch who’s boss… girls suck at everything and video games are no exception
anyways, just came back from rush, there was like 3 guys there… one guy who used like akuma and ryu and makoto and yun. a guy that used ken… someone was using dudley, and one of them was used like… Q… got murdered by my KEN… lol well i guess since i use ken more, my ken doesn’t quite suck AS bad… it used to suck pretty badly though… it was fucking stupid. my mom called me during my match against the guy who used yun and he like… raped me bad cuz i was using one hand… lol then i beat him 2 rounds straight but he thought he stumbled onto something and picked yun 4 times STRAIGHT… lol… fuck man
17 wins… no losses and i had to make sure i didn’t throw that much… scared of getting beat up hahaha… it’s like these guys have never played a fighting game that lets you throw or something… like EVERYTHING was good… blocking, rushdown… parrying… but like… their throw game sucks!!! like, they’d try to throw me but i dunno… they just leave themselves open to the throws too much… oh well…
hey, allan. (lunge fish)… when do you play again? i wouldn’t mind playing some third strike since i usually don’t have much to do nowadays!!!
and nanitaberu, who are you? do you only play third strike? i’ll gladly play you if you want. maybe you’ve seen me there? 6’0" chinese guy who only goes there like… after midnight
lol damn jay… $15 is a lot of money… that poor lil fucker didn’t know what hit him hahaha
next time you go there, try to tell people about the tournament okay? PLEASE? it’s on the 6th… BECAUSE, if we don’t get enough people, there will be no more future tournaments, AND your friend from the islands won’t be able to enter the next tournament
anyways, jay, chrisF, anyone else, when’s the next gaming session at jay’s place? projection screen is too bomb baby!!
i saw van helsing… that movie was too good… my stupid girlfriend didn’t like it cuz it was scary or some shit… WTF, prooves that GIRLS ARE DUMB and their opinions shouldn’t matter