500 reasons you know you have played too much Street Fighter

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372- You realize that you can never play enough Street Fighter.
373- Chun Li’s HK becomes an arousing experiance.
374- You find yourself sitting indian style in a dark room with the only light being the zombie like luminecense from the TV. You sit and grind away at your 200 dollar custom stick as blood seeps out of you eyesockets and onto your cheeks. You hear someone outside of your door and you snatch your stick up and hide behind the door. The door opens and it is your friend asking you for rent, you beat him to death with your stick doing quarter circles the whole time. Then you lay it down on his chest and start performing ever super you can think of backwards. You turn your head up to scream that you are owning him but a mush of blood,teeth, and vomit comes gurgleing out choking your vocal chords.

162
  1. You have the VHS version of Street Fighter Alpha the movie and have it set when ChunLi get’s splitted.
163

Damn… thats when you should unplug the console’s power.

164

no, That’s when you should stop playing too much with the joystick… err I mean the custom controller and play with a dual analog. Phew.

165
  1. when you have shoryuken.com as your home page
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  1. You’ve won Project Justice, PowerStone 2, EX3, Darkstalkers 3, 3S, Alpha3, and CVS2(best endings) w/every character. (I have :karate: )

  2. You’ve gotten the best endings (heaven and hell) for all the characters for SVC. (I haven’t got even one yet :sad:)

167
  1. You find humor in the quote “QUICK! CHANGE THE CHANNEL!”
168
  1. When you hear the term 360 you assume its a throw
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43.when Every Head Band Remind You Of Ryu.
44.when Every Game Move You Call Them Is, Do A Hadoken Or Do A Shoryuken Move.
45.when You Go To A Webpage Name Shoryuken And Form Part Of It.

170
  1. when u think your dick is a stick and u go on toilet for practice
171
  1. you feel bad when you make chun li cry after not taking her love letter
172
  1. when u taunt ur oppenent in real life after beating them
173

384: You are okay with not having a job because Ryu dosen’t.
385: You wonder who would win in a pro-wrestling match, Zangeif or HHH

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  1. this sounds like a gamefaqs thread
175
  1. you know where the reason i put for 382 comes from
176
  1. you’ll keep on wondering whether Q would interupt the WWE big match like the rock VS hhh etc etc …
177
  1. You understand the signifigance of Daigo parrying Justin’s Super. (TO someone who dosent kno how hard it is to do it, they’re like “So? All he did was block it. I could do that.” I look at them like :xeye: … :mad: … :annoy: Then I just :crybaby: Why do I bother?
178

Heh, so true.

  1. You actually get a huge adrenaline rush while WATCHING two people go at it in SF

  2. You enjoy getting destroyed by a seasoned veteran in any SF/Fighting game

179

  1. U have a new av like every other day

  2. Your girlfriend can do charge moves

  3. Your dick can do charge moves

  4. when u tried to watch the tx showdown dvd in 4 different dvd players.

  5. when u hate being somewhere and all they play is Madden.

  6. when inbetween rounds u look at the other screen even if scrubs are playing.

  7. when u go to options and listen to cammys ending music to clean your room.

  8. when start looking for people to train.

398.when u cant play your friends without hitting the record button on the vcr.

  1. when u wanna kill them for pausing when your recording.

  2. when u can grab Akuma out of his max super with Gigas.

I did the last one in practice btw.
I’m moutro

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  1. You bring 8 different SF’s to some schools lan party and hope scrubs will play you

  2. You let those scrubs win just to build their confidence so you can knock it back down in the next match :slight_smile: