500 reasons you know you have played too much Street Fighter

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Now that’s funny.

  1. The fact that people haven’t read the entire thread and have posted the same reason more than twice. ^-~
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  1. When someone says Tiger you say knee…
  2. When you dream of doing the slide infinite;P
143
  1. You wish you could buy Yun’s skateboard hat and actually wear it 24/7.
  2. You cannot accept the fact that Poison is really a man.
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303 ) you visualize juli and juni doing french kissing on each other while sleeping …

145

can’t believe i haven’t listed this yet;

  1. fighting games are the only computer/video games you play anymore.
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305)when you jack off you fantisize of ryu’s shoryuken…

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306 ) you argued with Snowstorm , the Rival schools fanatic . and debate about the comparison if strength and power between the SF characters and RS characters … and later you start flaming the ignorant bitch , and pressed SRKIA emergency assault button …

307 ) YOU YELL AND RANT ABOUT , when you see people post a thread that says Batsu ichimonji is STRONGER than ryu …
EVEN though the guy hasn’t confirm about as he actually want some correction …

308 ) you compare the rivalry of oro VS akuma with orochimaru VS sarutobi-sensei …

309 ) you consider MummyB as a honored SFer like ryu and gouken because of his wisdom in SRK Board and the successful victory on the debate with Snowstorm .

310 ) when you fantasize about the Matrix , you wished that you can do hadoukens , machine gun kicks and those uber moves like in SF , and able to rush the shit down like akuma , parry all agent smith’s fast and precise attacks and EXecute SHIN-SHORYUKEN on him …
and taunt arrogantly on him like ken …

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  1. you say “hey! that dude looks like balrog’s early SF2 portrait, not the supr turbo one” to your friend.

  2. you can recognize players on videos just from their playstyles.

  3. you mentally pick out mistakes these players make when you can’t even do half of that shit yourself.

  4. your girlfriend knows who Ryu and Ken are.

  5. your MOM knows who Ryu and Ken are.

  6. You watch boxing and notice “combos” and “hitstun”.

  7. you own the un-edited sub of the animated movie, because you think they other ones are ghey.

  8. you have a street fighter oriented tattoo.

149

HAHAHAHAHA.

Women…dang.

I know a guy. On the back of his neck though.

Yo (this is from my friend), saizo, you MUST go and kill someone with Ryu’s super hurricane in Marvel VS SF.

I actually laughed out loud at that:-)

MAKOTO! “It hurts twice as much when you know it’s your fault…”

OH!! What is this song called?

  1. You’ve actually created a fighting game character.
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  1. You keep coming back to see how many more you have done
151
  1. u dont eat lunch so u can save $ for the arcade
  2. u actually say srk terms OUT LOUD- my friend asked me if i’d do this one girl and i said i’d rush it down
  3. when people talk about marvel u have to rant about how broken every other char is except the 3 ur using a that time
  4. u spend hours debating with urself about why ken’s hurricane kick doesn’t have knockdown.
    325.u immitate the sf announcer’s voices when ur alone.
  5. u understand the other 320 reasons and totaly agree.

i’m guilty of mose of these. go 500 reasons :smiley:

152

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!

That one had me shitting my pants AHHHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!

Ok…

  1. Tried a cross-over Melee Attack in Halo
  2. Pretend to controll 2 friend with a pretend arcade stick and having them fight
  3. Tried to parry on comming traffic.
  4. Tried to counter on comming traffic, like Geese or Rock.
  5. Got in to a band because of a Combo video.
  6. Wish Chun-Li was a real life women.
  7. When some of your female friends think Rock or Iori is hot.
  8. When you think Rock or Iori is hot.
  9. When you say your busy because your watching combo videos.
  10. When you take notes watching a combo video.
  11. When most of your friend know your game name.
  12. When you always say what the anouncer says befor the match.
    “This Is Going To Be A Match To Remeber…FIGHT!”

Ha ha ha. I admit it im guilty on a shit load of this!
we’re almost done guys.

Love, La Bamba

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  1. At least twice a day, you use the words “Spinning”, “Bird”, and “Kick” in the same sentence.
  2. After taking a punch to the face, you look over your head to check your lifebar.
  3. You ask yourself why your job/school doesn’t have 999-pseudosecond time limits.
  4. You realize that all worldwide tournament federations are run by crimelords. No WWE/UFC jokes, please. :wink:
  5. After finishing a daunting task, you stick around and wait for a “bonus tally”.
  6. You find kicking cars to be more entertaining than driving them.
  7. Seriously, you break a Buster Wolf with a :lp: Shoryuken.
  8. Before you respond to a threat, you look down and check your “super stocks”.
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  1. When your older brother walks around thinkin’ he’s Geese Howard
155

  1. When you get the random urge to do Geese’s raging storm in real life only to look mentally challenged. (almost did it once…)

  2. Your face goes from calm to a mean frown… I always do that when I’m clearly in control of the match while rushing in with Storm using Sent drones.

156
  1. “have you seen the daigo vs. justin wong parry thingy?”
157
  1. You Have seen it more than 100 times and are completely stunned.
  2. You ask a friend to throw basketballs at you and you decide to go “forward” to see if it actually get’s knocked down ( parry it) but end up with a coma instead.
  3. You thought the last boss’s name has something to do with money.
  4. You always carry a handheld with some kind of street fighter based game.
  5. You try punching barrell to break them but end up breaking your limbs.
  6. You find out that Street Fighter the Movie had atleast one super in the entire movie and came out before the game implemented it.
158
  1. You watch the Street Fighter 2 commerical over and over… with great laughter.
159

  1. When you here some random guy talk about CVS2 and they say that RYU/KEN/AKUMA is the best team, you immediately want to challenge them because they are wrong

  2. You tier stuff

  3. You pissed your pants while playing sf2 as a kid, because SF2 is more important than pissing in a bathroom.

160

  1. When u get in a fight with someone and right in the middle of the action u stop and cross your arms expecting your assist to jump out and commando that shit down.

  2. You took this video of your friend and had it on your computer just waiting for someone to make a thread where it was appropriate to post it.