5 Star Teaches 3rd Strike!

My achilies is almost healed and I’m coming out of retirement. Dander ft50. If you win less than 10 games you retire from SRK. Okay?

Okay. But what happens if I get more than 10? I don’t suck?

I will defend you endlessly on SRK whenever you call upon me.

dont play it out until I’m home please!!

Which one is Dander?

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(All those guys were East Coast/Conf, sorry my bad, what else do I got…)

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What’s the end result going to be?!

“This guy sucks I own him,” exactly like the XBL replay kids do & don’t stop that bcuz “you’re not the boss of me”

& Dander says all the time like on this same page, even when it may be like they’re friends they can joke like that or not so its messed up, ignorant insulting.

Best by default upon retirement. But MJ said “the game is in good hands now,” that year All-Star game, Allen Iverson MVP. He could have been talking about him or that Kobe guy… who said he had no rivals, no, not even Iverson.

Fact check - AllStar MVP’s - and the last Jordan one for that quote to be correct

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Iverson 2001 / Kobe 2002 / Garnett 2003.

Iverson 35 point for the East in a loss. Jermaine ONeal ruined the game/moment fouling Kobe and it went into overtime again yeah, Iverson with 35 would’ve been MVP if that Jordan shot won the game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_NBA_All-Star_Game

or

handshakes respect

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People can make fun of AI, like his terrible showing in the 3pt contest @ the All-Star game. Worst one ever.

He only got to the halfway rack, like Birdman in the Dunk contest bad, they should’ve locked him out of the building. He was also interviewed immediately at halfcourt there, Allen what happened man?! Million dollar smile, no real answer why he sucks at 3’s and who put him in this contest. But, he always gets the most votes for the regular all star game even when he was almost retired and wasn’t a regular rotation player or starter. Too much of a cultural phenomenon, crazy stories that might be true, he crossed over Jordan… twice! The kids love him.

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He had to cut his hair, or showed up without the braided 'rows. Not telling anybody before he took off his hat.

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Why does he look so small like a little kid?!

primed for photoshops :rofl:

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Louis, Alex HCB is powahbomb. So end in down back. See how that works out for you. You might have to not full motion and have another neutral so you don’t get command grab, so maybe better on stick. I am the last guy left helping you btw, what’s wrong with everyone else. But also calm down off them roid rages, might kill yourself, from stress.

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Michael Jordan’s thing, he was the best but he still had empathy for people not as good as him since he can’t do it alone, even the worst, the crazy, the Dennis Rodman dudes marrying themself @ the bookstore, crossdressing crazy guy, but he’s still his teammate and does his job the best in the world when he’s not fucking around off the court.

Because you don’t like Kobe gifs or Dander Animal gifs, and you are like EddieMurphy pulled over with a hooker-trans in the car, so all we have left is @Roshihikari = get the Cookye gifs. You never said you didn’t like those!

Those are probably your favorite, you can’t have a “that sucks and is the worst,” without the scale with what you said was actually good for comparison between at least 2 examples.

Also, what G.Clooney said about basketball skills this week. Basically he said:

“Don’t fake the funk on a nasty dunk,” like - PhD: ShaquilleO’Neal from “Shaqramento”

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Shaq sweating so gdam much, that guy didn’t get a real doctorate, I bet he went to…

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Kobe calm down man, they blew the whistle!

True blue III wasn’t even for sale in America.

Anybody see some LeBron looking Kid in this photo, behind the bench next to the coach?

http://sinbapointforward.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/michael-jordan-kobe-bryant.jpg?w=600&h=402

There are 5 Stars on his jersey :wow:

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http://blogimages.thescore.com/tbj/files/2012/02/michael-jordan-2003.jpg

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0713/play_g_jordan-kobe-11b_mb_576.jpg

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I hate capital Ds