Agree
only about that chris G broke up with gf and became sean player and good with sean because nobody made any kuroda gf jokes, and even better nobody equated 3s to a gf or something crazy. Don’t do that.
Read about a videogame parody Easter Egg where you can buy a PRAYBOY magazine but not view it. You’d think its an Engrish translation or something but then you find out its a religious magazine! Hah.
I don’t know about you but that picture some Japanese player had on his blog with some Ken and this guy in a beanie looking at a dollar like P Diddy here:
If you replace him with Dander, its like
What the fuck, there are 2 Danders?!
There is your Gods now.
Or some Ken Dudley Denjin Ryu triangle or something.
we should just start a thread for “WTF-AKUMA-HAX Teaches 3rd Strike!”
or even just teachers life. he is a wise one (imagine the old china hat smiley here, since there is no modern equivalent L-) )
Then we need A Hula Girl Hax translation thread. I volunteer myself of course for such a task.
Yi where u at brah!??
I owned him and he is off trying to redeem himself by meditating on some mountain. He should be back by now.
So…he is taking a little too long. I think maybe he is praying for a miracle.
also, WTF-AKKUMA, WHERE ARE MY NOODLES!
Damn, I just got back into this game too… Come back Yi!
Kobe has to rehab his achilles, broken finger, all that. Team USA’s “World championships” that aren’t even the Olympics will have to do without Mamba this year.
2 player mode battle. Played once vs my brother and lost to the tune of postgame: “That’s why you got whupped by some fat afro looking chump!”
Anything goes, even Alaskan!
Oh and on some parody poll about “What Asians make the best food?!” - I was like, you know about the best noodles. Everybody eats them. The best noodles are made by… Italians! A Chinese girl was mad about that.
not really related but katamari multiplayer is awesome.
Hey Five Star in this day and age with all these fighters out and continue to come out, why should any player new or O.G should play third strike over other games. imo one of the best fighters ever made. it might have something to do with the Japanese community support keeping it alive.
Interesting question (gay guy) :wtf:
You didn’t get an answer by the way, so personal and weird-how were you going to get one, but I do have the answer!
Sorry for the bump. Wasn’t this the thread that said, 5Star’s #1 advice how to get better @ 3rd Strike = don’t argue on SRK. That’s what I was looking for. Everyone thinks they can argue now or something. Dander didn’t get mad or trolled, he’s possibly on his way.
5star fucking sucks and I own him.
Dander > 5star
once again opening yo mouth. you need a dick pacifier to calm your ass down.
Is that really so effective, though? I have thought about smoking cigarettes but don’t know if it’s harmful.
you guys didn’t make that joke in there?! Wow missed opportunity. Dev don’t remember either. Skullgirls should drop a trashcan and then the other gurls can shoryu it right?
on the court, your name is earned. Why would you name yourself… “SoySauce, like hotsauce yeaagh!”
“ninja with dick in yo mouf” sounds… sick. But not the 3rd strike kind. Naked ass 3rd strike player ninja guy. Who doesn’t want to win as much as put his dick in - Hey how about you think that over and come back with something way less gay, jeez
Anyway this didn’t work out. Nobody read the lesson #1: don’t argue on SRK, while you are not reading that, or better yet reading this thread from the start, you’re not reading this either so I can say the hidden message was you are all gay. Logging in here everyday to tell people how gay you are/how much of a bad player.
Arguing for the attention of the better, more known players, the community as a whole or some shit, instead of working together to maybe go reach them with enough experience. The gap grows wider if you step on eachother and pull eachother down into the what, barrel of crabs/monkeys/fish in a barrel. Nobody gets out or moves up. So maybe another basketball analogy even if nobody wanted to discuss that anymore. Nobody can go steal this yet because who made it ever besides me right now?
The Arcade is the real court. You might have one at home. You might have had NBA Live, 2K, or NBA Jam back in the day. People come from all over to play on a real regulation court, or close enough. Blacktop warriors.
Plus you need to play with other people. 1 on 1 games kinda go out the window then. Your 1 on 1 practice can help you but who are you going up against most of the time alone, working on your shot, the fundamentals, stamina. Instructional videos or live game feed breakdowns maybe. Watching a favorite player in the triple threat, always more than defense though, the team behind me can handle that, but some people are going to be better at defense.
3s is one of the great games for teams, up to 5 on 5 for lots of structure, or some kinda war and doing as many people as you can on both teams. Playoffs in Tournaments or even Danisens to reach the top 8 and go for #1 or as high as you can that year.
Well back to the court. Friends that lived closer to the real court were fuckin good. Even at their height. Lots of competition and using whatever they could, all their abilities to their advantage. Playing against older, bigger, stronger players with more experience. You’re not getting in the big game if you don’t put in the work and hold your weight. You can be in the sub team, after everyone’s tired and maybe done playing. So you just gotta watch.
But because its an everyone can play, there’s your standard estereotipos, too much all color matching athletic gear guy, who probably can’t even catch the ball. One guy might be able to dunk but has no handle, won’t pass, no jumper. Foulmaster Flex. Someone who calls fouls to makeup for his lack of skill and effort. Trash talk guys in there somewhere.
Go up for a rebound like you always do vs shorter players or players you’re used to that won’t challenge, you wanted it more, bam. Elbow in the face from some less coordinated guy who hasn’t played with you before either maybe. Stay in the game, bite your bloody lip <-Magic Johnson rules in place though in the league, dunk and break a backboard, rim lands on your head get stitches, “Kobe doesn’t have to deal with this shit” - the AND1 guys, Main Event maybe.
Keep playing, play on. Some guy comes down after a shot on someone’s foot, shit twsits his whole ankle. Later having to rest, how’s your ankle man. Alright fine. How’s your jaw. I’m good. Mutual respect earned. Humble from getting beat up, playing hard.
Whoops too far from the Arcade is the Basketball court thing. Arcades in Japan. Playing vs tough competition will cost you a lot, if you’re lower tier, yeah even more. How much do you think a top player has put in and continues to put in year after year? So we’re the reverse NBA in that respect of course, or something on not taking for granted you can play on Arcade all the time with competition any day of the week. What does telling anyone on the Internet who’s not out there near you how you matter more than another player out there they don’t care about either. Maybe you’re both weakass jerks who can’t learn from eachother, if he sucks as bad as you say, how much better are you than him if you can only beat him. Nobody else was named. But of course the truth is somewhere inbetween, he sucks and whatever he said if he went too far to say he’s good. A 2nd opinion is needed, is known by the community anyway by people who played him so you’re not telling anyone anything new. And there’s the structure of tournaments maybe, to rank people which isn’t the only way of ranking in case you forgot. Oh wow money matches to spend on hot dogs and phone bills and not say travel to a 3rd strike land. The real tournaments, matches, experienced players.
Fun experience sometimes learning shit. Putting your name on the ball because it will happen, you will lose your ball. You might go home with a ball one day, but that shits worse than yours, nobody wanted to take that one home its been outside forever. So before the end of the game one guy was like, what does the ball say? Who’s ball is that?
Written on the ball is NOT YOURS. Some kid says, “not yours” reading it. That’s right. Its not yours. So give it up we’re going home now. Stop shooting. You aren’t making it anyway!
I left out Big boys court/table if there’s lots of players, and regional fight for your area where you come from, and the bigger urban sprawl areas will have more condensed people in the same area, more competition, more courts, more reason for those and all that. If you want the competition you have to travel and go find it. Test yourself. Went way too long anyway. Dick ninja getting “pants’ed” or something. Back to that now if you won’t stop, can’t stop, don’t know how to stop.
Like I know when to stop. 5 paragraphs ago maybe. too late.
common homie, you gatta’ kick back with the short novels.
My bad, hadn’t been here in a while. It was too late to find a way to cut that down after hitting send.
I’m Common from G.O.O.D. Music and your homey?
“Gatta” like gats… don’t shoot me bro.
Read to Achieve - an old NBA program. Or page down key 3 times if its such a hassle.
Spoiler next time I can do that, but where. You didn’t even say where. GGPO style help. Kinda vague and all about you and you didn’t read. So other people can read that empty post by you. High fives. Can I ever be high fived by you?
[details=Spoiler]Can you really say these posts instead are anything to learn from:
Dander vs Ninja Dick
Dander vs Metric
Name starts with W vs name starts with L
You don’t have to read new stupid posts, just choosing to do something different than just reflect on that stuff. lol you feel obligated to do so and are so offended mad by something you don’t want to read anyway, mighty important dude. Read the old, better posts. Make your own?
I’ll say this in as few words as possible then we can both discuss the same thing, to get better without having a new question and wait for your answer:
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Down, HCB. Yes. No. How. Why. 2008!
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Saying anymore is just saying everything. Like 2 neutrals because of the parry. Kuroda type “walk parry” stuff with so many motions. How does he avoid the go to neutral problem and how long does one need to be required in neutral?
And really stupid stuff that I ended up making up, down parry 1st then forward parry both guesses, on wakeup of course, because it doesn’t end in guard, used online with less to even watch and see what’s happening. It only worked on spaced too far, delayed UOH, pretty useless.[/details]