YOLO
Thanks for the article.
I’m definitely going to use “wanna see my gang tattoo?”
“You can keep your mojo and your money…just give me the baby.”
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Nigga’ looks like a boomer.
He thought the kids arm was a churro.
from the comments: “his head is shaped like a thumb”
Never thought I’d see a bigger chin than Jay Leno’s, much less two of them on the same individual.
When Priss finds out this one’s a freebie, she’ll be angry.
I am literally in tears right now lmfao
Was he going to eat the kid??
(somehow) hid behind a tree.
Dafuq? How does that thing hide… that’s what shocks me the most out of this article.
That must’ve been a big ass tree.
"but the hefty suspect broke free and (somehow) hid behind a tree."
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Imagine if you were blind and you were introduced to this guy and you touched his face. That’d be wild.
I like how the editor typed that the suspect “(somehow) hid behind a tree.”
Fucked up but true. :lol:
how does that man shave his neck? … -_-
he looks like snorlax with a pedo mustache