24: Live Another Day - The BAUER is back May 5!

Well… no silent clock treatment after that?

*haha, that fat guy with the cool mustache reminds me of Karnov for some reason… he’s either Karnov or The Iron Sheik.

lol to no silent clock. When you think about Heller since his introduction Logan deserves one more than him hahaha

EDIT: RECAP

[details=Spoiler]As SLEEPING ANGEL is wheeled into CIA in the presence of mole AIDEN PIERCE and PSYCHO JILL for COMATIME, DOD tells her son WINGMAN about PENGUIN, wary thoughts from both. CARLOS BOOZER still on the prowl. MILO PHELPS tries to dial up someone but it’s cancelled after silently wishing he had DAT WATERPROOF TECH instead of his bitch-ass SPRINT POS.

THE PSYCHO ONE is summoned by the PENGUIN, who asks for a PSYCHO acceptance of his newest play. PENGUIN replays the rebroadcast of NO WAY OUT to Jack. Agitated, this obviously goes against the TRIPLE P INTEGRITY clause of not negotiating with terrorists so he scrambles to find some way to change this dammit. Heller casts PSYCHO YELL back to Jack to no avail until Heller reveals that PENGUIN isn’t even his final form: it’s WHO AM I? Jack is stunned to learn this as Heller explains the combination of that secret ailment to and the drones impacts so far will definitely put America into the BAD THINGS CATEGORY with the rest of the world, so Jack silently accepts this but only to buy time. Jack explains that he needs one more person to bypass the Secret Service channels…

…God, anyone but MIKE NOBODY. :mad: Jack rings up PSYCHO JILL to get some DOD SEARCH RESULTS from ANGEL, despite the absolute certainty of death from a comatose state. He ignores that, and gives her the PSYCHO’s PLAYHOUSE words of the day: “WAKE THE BITCH UP!!” :rofl: PSYCHO JILL plugs her moral controller into the second slot and pulls a gun on the head surgeon PRE-CRISIS GREG ODEN, RESIDENT EVIL REWAKENS! …as well as DARK ANGEL. She manages to provides DOD’s address and the importance of BEHROOZ’s IOMEGA DISC DRIVE before her brain begins to DUBSTEP into the MINUS WORLD! This info is relayed to the PSYCHO channels…

MIKE NOBODY gets PSYCHO DEMANDS while awkwardly trying to chew on the WEASEL PICKLE he done swallowed. For the first time in the series we see THE AUDREY’s mother in picture form, who eerily looks like AGENT PSYCHO RED!! WTF. THE PROPHECY IS TRUE!!! DEAD PRESIDENT FATHER + NEEDS TO BE DEAD TREASON WEASEL = AN AUDREY BAUER DISNEYWORLD!! After having a personal remembrance, WHO AM I wavedashes himself out the door, possibly for the last time in the presence of his daughter…

Getting everything that he asked, PSYCHO shares a JOEY GRECO HANDSHAKE from NOBODY. Meanwhile, MILO managed to use this thing called a PHONE BOOTH to ring up …AIDEN PIERCE, his whereabouts! Son, I am disappoint. AIDEN predictably uses this for CARLOS BOOZER’s quest to FINISH HIM!!

As the hallways clear from NOBODY’s WEASEL MEETING, THE PSYCHO ONE does something to WHO AM I that he never had a chance to do to LOGAN: OPEN HIM UP. WHO AM I gets his personal transponder removed by Jack, who covers up the wound with a mere ALLSTATE BANDAGE. WHO AM I changes into his DLC outfit, ALZHIEMER’S PATIENT, as the two make their cautious exit. Am I the only one who thinks this extraction is somehow harder than the one from S4? lol

Everything goes to plan until the SPRINT POS gets the map all types of fucked, but only one door remains. That is until SS AGENT QUESTLOVE intervenes. He didn’t see Jack but recognizes Heller, playing up to his DORMANT SENILITY but seeing he needs a leisurely stroll. PSYCHO PUNCH doesn’t care for this small talk and KO’s QUESTLOVE into a RING OUT. Heller, knowing everything Jack has done forever and a day plus got his FUCKING ARM OPENED by him, expresses disdain apparently thinking mere SS agents are mortals compared to them!

Jack meets UNMASKED BATMAN with the transport and once again fulfills his one-line-an-ep truncated dialogue when Heller thanks him for a final time asdsdsaddjdadkafh :rofl:. Man, such a sad character with a bad-ass voice! PSYCHO one ascends the DEATH NOTE CHOPPER for Wimbley Stadium to face KIRA!

Back to MILO, he manages to trap BOOZER into his location, and wrecks his world with DAT PIPE-U!! Haggar approves. He steals BOOZER’s primary and secondary and beckons him into an arresting position when he awakes, it is here that MILO knows he got set up by AIDEN. BOOZER puts his hands on his heads revealing his SECRET MELEE weapon unbeknowst to MILO who is too busy reeling from BOOZER’s MERYL taunt. As MILO checks the safety he gets DUNKED ON as BOOZER’s phone rings. BOOZER managed to place his SWORD IN THE STONE but meets his end from his own SECONDARY, double tapped to FREE AGENCY!! As MILO PHELPS lays there swimming in DEADPOOL, AIDEN is nervously hoping BOOZER bought the title home!

KILLSTREAK INFLITRATION - sans a still incognito CHRIS PARTLOW - goes up in DOD’s place. They find the MIDDLE EASTERN DIGITAL, and tells JILL.

She’s looking for MILO, instead confronts JOE FLACCO to get the soon to be deleted updated data to THE CHLOE. AIDEN has already lost the game feigning ignorance of MILO’s whereabouts, promising to alert RED SHIRTS to “investigate”,

As DOD/WINGMAN await their DEATH LOADABLE CAPTURE, Wimbley is in THE PSYCHO CONSERVATIVE’s viewpoint. Everyone remembers the last time JACK went to a stadium?! FIFA wished they were presented with just a tiny morsel of dat Bauerkarana™!!

THE CHLOE, still in STARPUBS, complains to Jack that being on the run to utilize hacker tech is not the appropriate way to FIGHT FIREWALLS, until Jack tries to woo her into OVERTIME despite RUNNING OUT OF TIME. AIDEN PIERCE updates BRYAN FURY 2.0 with what he doesn’t know, who then calls up CHLOE for REVENGE TECHS. Chloe prompty ignores his woos…

A SS agent tells NOBODY someone ignored his order to not let anyone bother the TRANSPONDER President, but that was overruled by THE AUDREY. Wailing with a note in her hand, she hugs NOBODY - finally getting a brief embrace of CONSOLABLE ESTROGEN for the first time in hours - but it is instantly negated by his own damn FRIENDZONED POKER FACE. AUDREY is building PSYCHO METER in her husband’s stead who withers away into SECRETARY OF THE STATE OF WHO AM I mode. Sponsored by SPRINT… :mad:

Jack tries one more time to BRING THE BEAT BACK. Heller tells him that a PRESIDENTIAL PARDON was issued for the PSYCHO RUSH 'N ATTACK as well as any other PSYCHO ACTIONS for the day, but Jack ain’t got time for that! He rings up THE CHLOE one more time until WHO AM I slinkers into the field (he forgot his watch).

WHO AM I stands in the middle of the field waiting for WINGMAN to find him. WHO AM I removes his glasses and hat and pretends to care about the imaginary friends watching football at the World Cup. DOD confirms the facial match of the US Prez and wants to fire the drone missile herself!!

DOD gets moist before she fires the button… PRESIDENT PENGUIN … gets WESKER’d!!! …but no silent clock?!!

Did THE CHLOE manage to intercept the feed at the last minute?

Is this the end of DARK ANGEL/MILO PHELPS?

WHERE THE FUCK IS CHRIS PARTLOW?!

What a 200th episode!![/details]

Well, that was unexpected. I think he can be inducted into the HALLS OF INTEGRITY.

I’m seeing a lot of “There was no silent countdown because Chloe hacked the feed” or something along those lines.

Or because his old-Alzheimer’s having ass wandered around after the missile was shot looking for his pudding.

“Wake the bitch up.” Instant chills.

Not that it’s the producer’s job but I think they could have made more of a statement about the use of drones with that ending. It was such a quick cut then back to computer monitors, it kinda loses it’s impact.

I would have shown it from Jack’s perspective, maybe even Heller turning to him to say goodbye and thank you.

I lol’ed. I still find it jarring that they still won’t say shit, or fuck on 24. Everything is either “damn it” or a sigh.

Drones aren’t that sophisticated. This drone was about to shake the motherfucker’s hand. You couldn’t tell with a drone camera that it was President Heller. I won’t even start with how amazing that facial recognition software was.

Isn’t this set way into the future like 2020? Season 6 was roughly set around 2013

What if the Vice President… is Aaron Pierce!!!

If that presidential pardon goes through the Russians are gona be pissed. Plus if they let Jack run the operation Navaro is gona get body bagged by lv 4 Psycho Jack.

Senator Kim Bauer for Vice!

Presidential pardon doesnt mean fuck all to the Russians, they will still officially request hes extradited to Russia to stand trial, also that whole thing happened at the UN theres gonna be some bullshit jurisdictional thing going on. Bauer will still be on the run/need to do right by omega red.

The Russians will just go behind the US’ back to get Bauer. It’s OBC all over again.

Yeah, I forget the particulars of that season, but I wonder if the killing of the Russians occurred on American soil, 'cause, you know, legal technicalities. A pardon wouldn’t fix that.

Wheres Gold Reserve Tony?!!!

Working on that Prison Break remake

At first that’s what I thought, but the most Chloe could do even with tv-hacker-magic is maybe falsify Heller’s facial recognition, but his vbody would still have to be substituted and the explosion definitely looked like it happened. I think they might’ve forgotten to do it post-production.

I lol’d at how fake the digital incision looked on President Heller’s arm. Looked like he accidentally spilled raspberry jam on his arm. :rofl:

BTW, did anyone else think the music this episode was very powerful? I rarely keep notice of the bgm on 24, but this episode Sean Callery seemed to have gone above and beyond.

Jack’s is going to go Devil Kazuya mode, but it also seems like Catelyn Stark is going to keep her word, so there has to be a 3rd factor in the plot to provide more drama.

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R.I.P.? President Heller**

VP confirmed:

http://youtu.be/l1YVJjAjNQs

Allow me to fix my face

:lol:

This isn’t the first time Heller faked his own death, but I don’t see how he could survive a blast like that even if the missile ended up missing.