2017 MLB Thread: ASTROS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!

Clearly a lean in. With the elbow guard to match lol. So bitchmade

hopefully he plays tomorrow so he gets thrown at and not cutch, or else somebody more important.

Scherzer gdlk af. Damn baseball so hype this year harper better stay healthy, him and mccutchen are infinitely more likeable than mike meathead trout

Scherzer loses points in my book cause his ass doesn’t want to bat but he is pretty likeable otherwise. Nobody really marketable in baseball it seem but overall this season is great. 90s had McGuire, Sosa, Maddux, etc. 2000s had Jeter, A-Rod, Ichiro, Ramirez. 2010s have McCutchen at the top of marketability even though Cabrera and Trout are considered better players. Big ass motherfuckers aren’t that marketable I guess.

So I guess this mean Pete is not going to the MLB HOF…

Fuck…killed by his gf(?), who killed herself.

Yeah i think thats the last nail in the coffin for rose. Better hope for sime sort of post-mortem reversal cuz it aint happenin while u alive breh

Uhh…really?

Tulowitzki is jeter, maybe better (injury issues plague him too /:slight_smile:
CarGo is a fkn stud
Harper
Cutch
Trout
Miguel cabrera
KING FELIX
David Price
Carlos Gomez
Manny Machado

All insanely marketable. MLB just needs to do their job and make these names household

damn…rose…someone really doesnt want you in.

I shouldn’t have said “players are not marketable” but rather “players aren’t as recognized by casual and non-baseball fans.” Ryan Howard was doing those Subway commercials until his numbers declined. David Wright was pretty popular but injuries got to him

I know what Rose did was wrong and all, but damn, why do people keep lookin’ and findin’ shit way after the fact? Ma’fuckaz plottin’ on the guy.

So what are the odds of this young lady making history in the MLB…and which MLB team would liklely sign her?

EDIT:There was this white knuckleballer chick who was even known in Japan as the “knuckleball princess.” Turns out she was this white chick but I just made up a bunch of shit about her and mixed up my facts LOL. Although I could’ve sworn I heard some about some crazy ass Japanese female pitcher though. I still think this French player would never make it unless she became a pitcher and had good stuff

Double Edit: After researching this shit I found the Japanese side armed knuckleballer who got a tryout with an MLB team https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eri_Yoshida

Odds she gets to the majors? Less than Dansby Swanson

20/80 she makes it and I bet she would go to Twins, Indians or Cubs. They never gonna win again anyway, might as well make history some other way. lol @ chicks and “knuckleballers”.

Let the Ms take her. It’s our M.O. at this point to make splashy signings that might not really work out.

Then again she might hit better than Cano has this season.

Yoooo…that Costas burn.

God damn Costas!!

costas is a dildo but thats pretty funny

I thought Bob Costas died from pink eye poisoning during the Olympics…The bitch ass fuck.

Shoutout to GIANCarlo Stanton aka MIKE STANTON his first year in this one whey protein muscle milk ad.

Was Manny Machado the insane maniac throwing his bat towards 3rd base on purpose because he was heated at the plate?

A’s were 34 games in the W column to the Mariners 33! Until last night. Tie for last place then even after a 5 game winstreak to move up 1 or a half game on them.

Got to show on TV comparing Vogt’s 53 RBI’s to the Royals only 30 guy being 1st place in votes. This is some shit like the nerds voting in Conan O Brien to the people’s hottest men thing or whatever. All Royals All stars, but too may A’s did get in last year. This offseason, showing teleprompter drawing thing crossing out all the All Stars they traded away; Josh Donaldson, best 3B man outfront in stats this year.

Maybe their hothead Ventura pitcher should get in and make fireworks on the field when he hates batters getting hits off of him.