2016 Summer Olympics Thread - Live from Rio de Janeiro!

USA swimmers lied about being mugged at gunpoint in Rio. They actually vandalized the gas station where they lied about being mugged, and it was all caught on camera. Their passports have been seized by the Brazilian authorities, and they were due for further questioning.


http://www.latimes.com/sports/olympics/la-sp-oly-rio-2016-three-of-ryan-lochte-s-u-s-swimming-1471525979-htmlstory.html

SJW media calls him white-privileged 1st worlder.

They do have video of what they did, instead.

Update (12:52 p.m.): The Associated Press is reporting that Conger and Bentz have admitted to police that Lochte fabricated the story.

Report: Ryan Lochte And His Rowdy Swimming Pals Defiantly Peed All Over The Gas Station [UPDATES]

https://twitter.com/tariqpanja/status/766355183894929408

gold medal, golden shower, pee pee, drunkass, etc.

Ryan already ditched his teammates and sneaked back into USA while his teammates were detained in Brazil.

ah, and of course Dr. Drew is talking about it at the start of the show today…

Diving was on again earlier----yeahhhhh that event is one to keep an eye on. The lower bodies (excluding the Chinese divers of course) often look absolutely incredible. JENNIFER ABEL from Canada (https://www.google.com/#q=Jennifer+Abel), folks… Legend™ status right there. :wow:

yep

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MxGk0Ya8bM

http://i.imgur.com/6C4zARq.gif

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Really, I couldn’t be in the role of coach and remain professional around THAT. Goddamn that’s…the temptation is just too strong.

Abel would def get Barcelona stroked. In the London Olympics I had a nice wedgie pic of her…sadly it was lost when my PC died.

Brianna Rollins my new fav doe. [details=Spoiler]

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Where has GB Jessica Ennis been tho? Did she not qualify this year? She’s quite the specimen too.

In any event in 2020 we have the new meat to look forward to. Sydney McLaughlin

Marvelous display of synchronized diving courtesy of the host nation

Oh yeah, my baby Jessica Ennis was in there this year. I’m surprised you missed her…she competed in…something I forgot the name of.(I think it’s the Heptathalon?)…they kept going back and forth between showing her and Brianne (that cute blondie that’s married to fellow Olympian Ashton Eaton)

edit—haha, the women’s 800 right now—there’s one out there from Kenya right now… Margaret something…this broad looks like MILES DAVIS, man… I feel bad for her :sad:

Yo, this bronze medal taekwondo match…Belgium trying desparately to reduce Korea’s score with the red card. :lol:

Paging @Million …relevant news, on studies about who are the freakiest athletes in the Olympics?

Damn! Gymnastics taking the lead…I knew they were on some freaky deeky shit. Just makes them 737282910 hotter.

And it seems rugby players prefer to stay at home and beat the meat LOLOLOLOL.

This Jordanian guy landed a sneaky kick to the head. Was sick.

Usain Bolt is def a meta Human

Millions miles Davis comment has my soul departing my body
I was not prepared lmfaoooo

Oh i didnt know tkd was today? Any good matches?

Ah yes, the two Brazilian divers that split up, because the older one was fucking all night before the event :lol:

She was taking full advantage of the athletes village

http://plus55.com/opinion/2016/08/fake-sex-scandal-olympics

Literally doesn’t know what priorities mean, and try to shame men for something they didn’t even do.

hell yeah we’d be shaming men if its costing us gold. lol. murica…we wanna dominate every country.

I hope the women can kill it for the 4x100 relay.

LOL, the swimmers did get “robbed” when the security guard drew a gun on them and told them to pay up for vandalizing the gas station.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/report-ryan-lochte-u-s-swimmers-fabricated-armed-robbery-story-140805637.html

Lochte is very good at bending the truth.
He should be helping out Trump.

This whole thing isn’t even a story if Lochte keeps his mouth shut.

And what’s worse, he left his teammates high and dry by skipping town :lol: