2016 GD Secret Santa: All Aboard Santa's Hype Train! #AltaredGift

If you thought this wasn’t happening, you were dead ass wrong. Spoke to Valaris months ago and was just waiting for the appropiate day to show up which is today!

How does it work: One Man Enters, One Man Gifts. You buy a member a gift and you get a gift from a member picked at random from our pool of lovely gifters. This is the one SRK tradition is that is serious. Purposefully failing to gift will result in a ban; plan your financials accordingly. This won’t be a funsies ban either, I will find all of your alts and stuff them up your pets’ asses.

This is usually for the most well established members. Join dates from 2013 and later are allowed to participate. If there are new members that are very active, I’ll put it to a vote by the people who are already signed up. If I’m not comfortable with the situation, you may not get in. Nothing personal but this is one of those few sacrosanct traditions that GD has. It will not be fucked with.

Sign ups start now and continue until November 7th. This is my first time doing this so a healthy 20+ I should be able to coordinate. I won’t let entries get too crazy because then it becomes harder to make sure everybody is on the same page.

Now for some well researched, important and copy/pasted rules from Valaris:

Bolded twice because its so nice. Get the danged tracking so everybody can have fun doing this. Secondary reminders from Val:

Buy the tracking option please.

After you sign up, send an e-mail to Pertho14@gmail.com with the title “SS Sign Up Username” with the following information

  1. SRK Handle
  2. Full Name
  3. Full Address
  4. Are you willing to ship internationally?
  5. Stuff you like (Feel free to link your amazon/newegg/thinkgeek/etc wishlists)

and one last message from Days of Valaris Past:

Not letting one of the best things in this site go the way of the Rep Bars.

MINIMUM IS 30 DOLLARS FOR THE GIFT.

List of people signed up:

  1. Reticently
  2. Hecatomb
  3. Weeaboo
  4. GreyFoxx
  5. KinnikuBuster
  6. jae hoon
  7. thurst
  8. Geese Pants
  9. RagingStormX
  10. JackTenrac!
  11. Manx
  12. TheRock-BoS
  13. Starhammer
  14. ZeonTheUnborn

I’m in- this should be the first year I actually have enough scratch to participate. Will try to get an email out to you @Pertho after work today (~9 hours or so from now).

Edit- lol, @'ed the wrong ‘P’ name.

Put me in coach.

Will I be allow to join in the festivities?

Join dates of 2013 and earlier so yes you would.

Best believe i’m here for to make a SRK family member happy!!!

Cool. Sign me up then.

I’m in.

As always I’m in

I’ll update the op with the current sign ups when i get home. Editing with thumbs seems an art i am incapable of.

We gonna do it again? I’m in!

-Starhammer-

What’s the minimum and maximum?

Minimum for last year was 30 dollars. I’ll update the OP right now.

I’m in again.

Deadline is in a week and a half. I really hope more people sign up for this. Don’t let this awesome tradition die out like this. :frowning:

For the sake of this GD tradition…I will join once again.

:bow:

Updated the op. Where are the rest of you jabronis?

Preparing to be grinches.

Yo I’m in there, but depending on circumstance I may be late on shipping depending on how I get the gifts and who it’s for. I’m PCSing from Korea to San Antonio, so Ill be in transit around Christmas time if everything goes to plan. If I have a stateside member and can find them shit online, it should be good. If I have to go to stores or ship international it may be late.

@Pertho