You can be the official heel of SRK the same way Zack Ryder was the official heel of the WWE, and I mean this:
[media=youtube]AMV7usywSmg[/media]
Woo
Woo
:sad:
Be nice to me, I play DFO!
You’re not even in the SRK guild… when was the last time you were even on? You can post in the thread as well:
http://shoryuken.com/f2/dungeon-fighter-check-nexon-site-holiday-events-nexon-dfo-253931/
Sorry Juri, I’ll be honest, all I saw was purple and getting owned in 5 seconds, so Zack Ryder was the first thing that came to my mind. 
Haha, no problem man. Just know I ain’t EVA gonna be Zack Ryder status.
gonna go post there now.
Another one of my rare gems: http://shoryuken.com/f3/kayo-police-guy-249198/index15.html#post9455113
Such a shame that I used up all my creativity in one thread.
Signed,
Everybody
Oh yeah, and SRKev owned it all, period. This clearly got overlooked for the poetranny stuff: http://shoryuken.com/f3/woman-girl-thread-sex-relationships-faqs-pt-2-a-128183/index864.html#post8480484
Signed,
Everybody
The poem is better quality shit than just about anything SRK has ever produced.
Even Goodm0urning’s “I’m in love with an SRK girl!” thread, pales in comparison to it - all the more so for the poem being sincere NOT-trolling.
For real - that poem needs to win SOMETHING more substantial than Mr D’s heart.
Add my vote to wherever EM is inserted.
Wait. What.
As I see it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s not say anything that can’t be taken back.
Do not misapprehend me, good sir.
That was the most brilliant, most cerebral piece of epic trolling ever to be scripted.
But EM’s poem was SINCERE.
Your work was like Matt Damon’s character in True Grit sniping that dude at 400 yards - pure artistry.
EM’s poem was like fatass White Boy Bob in Out of Sight tripping on the stairs and shooting himself through the head.
As I see it.
Going to nominate the Manx feet post for post of the year:
http://shoryuken.com/f3/srk-lounge-v3-1-a-227892/index397.html#post9199315
Also gonna nominate this for post of the year:
http://shoryuken.com/f3/srk-lounge-v3-1-a-227892/index476.html#post9288711
2nding Tanner for dumbest poster. If he doesn’t end up on the ballot, I’m doing a write in.
Signed,
Everybody
That’s true…you’ll never reach that high.
dear god i just read this gem
can someone give me a cliff notes on what the hell that was all about? wow. A++++ ignore the haters emblem lord, you sir are a fine poet. i expect great things from you.
I would like to nominate Lothar for Top Hater.
My time in the light is long over, old friend. It is a new age, and the people of this world must find their own way.
LIKE THIS POET HERE
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY
ok doing a bit more reading from that thread
so is miss D a dude? great detective work supreme JD, i’ll buy you a drink this year at evo no homo
All I could think of when reading that was David Brent’s poem from The Office:
I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.
Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I?d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? 'Cause I need Heaven.
Miss(ter) Darkness was whoring it up in the premo section, fishing for people to bite and got a few. Someone noticed similarities in posting habits between MD and another poster who was male, even had the same sig, etc etc. THE day that happened MD left SRK so fast there was a dust sillhouette where he stood. Guys who took the bait pretty much shrugged it off and chalked up one more to the internet being the internet, but Emblem Lord had that fish hook snagged on his whole body (and heart) and just couldn’t swim away.
Ok but here’s where I am unclear in the timeline.
In the relationship thread, somebody posted up that Miss Darkness was a dude. They quoted Supreme JD’s excellent detective work. But then Emblem Lord posts up that poem PAGES later. so was it just an obvious troll attempt? because everyone at that point knew miss darkness was a dude, so what’s the point of writing a love letter? did Emblem lord do it as a joke to make fun of himself, because from all those posts it doesn’t sound like it at all. could someone really be in that much denial over a “girl” that he’s never even met but has only chatted with online?
Anyway, I recommend we have a Sherlock Holmes award, and this year give it to my boy Supreme JD for figuring out Miss D was a dude. The Sherlock Holmes award will commemorate internet detective skills, such as Srkev owning up Son them All.
Can’t find the original post, but here is the post quoting his post:
http://shoryuken.com/f3/woman-girl-thread-sex-relationships-faqs-pt-2-a-128183/index861.html#post8477975
Whether he was trolling or not I’m not sure about, I mean my brain wants to tell me yes…
He posted a few times that “he has evidence that she’s a girl” and he had an AIM convo with him where he said “yes I’m a girl”. I think those posts are after the poem where he said that.
I concur with the Shirlock Holmes award, also it was Flipkev not SRKev :arazz: