2010 SRK GD Awards Thread. All Awards Finally Done!

General Discussion
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I guess AW/Black Jesus hasn’t been back since battle poll, and no one else has decided to step up, so I’ll volunteer myself to go ahead start it up.

Pretty much this is a copy from Missing Person’s post from the 2009 thread, so the same rules will apply here.

No flame waring in the thread.

I will keep a tally with an asterisk each time something is nominated so that when the threads go up, only the top 10 will make it into the voting. (For some categories I imagine there may be less than 10 people nominated) Categories are below highlighted in bold.

I’ll try my hardest to update the nominations every 24 hours, and I guess we can discuss in the thread when it’s appropriate to close down the nominations and begin voting.

With that said, for the categories of Post of the Year Award, Worst Thread Derailing Award and Thread of the Year Award, I’m requesting that along with the nomination, the post/thread link be included in your post.

I did leave off the awards of Best Non GD thread, Purveyor of Womenz and WTF did he say. IMO this should include GD only, Purveyor of Womenz award may be redundant, and WTF did he say is redundant as well. If there are objections, to this, I’ll be more than happy to change it.

Best Avatar Maker Award

Winner: Aria

Nominations:
Savaii64*
Kaz
Aria***
Master Chibi**
Worthless

Best Contributor

Winner: Shaft Agent

Nominations:
Keits
Shaft Agent
goodm0urning
Azrael*
sonichuman
ReggieHadoken

Best New Member

Winner: CLU2

Nominations:
Sovi3t*
CLU2*

Best Story
No nominations

Best Writer

Winner: Specs

Nominations:
The Damned*
Specs
TS
Million
goodm0urning*

Dumbest Poster Award

Winner: MC187

Nominations:
{PFH}-Lake*
Kzoh
Sensei Rouzu**
spudlyff8fan
MC187***
Tanner*
Acerbic
catchafire****
VirtuaFighterFour
Machineking1313
shoultzula
Madden:RobotBMX2K9

Flamelord

Winner: Ronin Chaos

Nominations:
Ronin Chaos**
Black Jesus
Missing Person

Funniest Poster

Winners (tie): Million & Boel

Nominations:
Shaft Agent*
Specs****
rcaido
Ronin Chaos
Boel
Million
Warpticon
acerbic

Most Intelligent Poster Award

Winner: Azrael

Nominations:
Goodmourning
White Shadow
Azrael**
Ronin Chaos*
fishjie
P. Gorath
Specs

Most Owned Poster Award

**Winner:**EmblemLord

Nominations:
Kzoh**
Emblemlord*
Sensei Rouzu
Tanner
spudlyff8fan
{PFH}-Lake
Chindogg

Most Underrated Poster

Winners (tie): Warpticon, sonichuman & The Purple Bunny

Nominations:
The Damned**
hubcapsignstop
Kzoh
hecatom
The Purple Bunny
orochizoolander
Radiantsilvergun3
sonichuman
Warpticon

People’s Moderator Award

**Winner:**Valaris

Nominations:
Ronin Chaos**
Valaris****

Person Who Should Post More

Winners (tie): Shaft Agent, DaDesiCanadian, Running Uppercut & parabellum

Nominations:
Shaft Agent*
DaDesiCanadian
The Damned
hecatom
Azrael
parabellum
Sano
Running Uppercut
fishjie**
Kromo
Zor

Post Of The Year Award

**Winner:**EmblemLord writes a poem for his Girl that’s secretly a dude

Nominations:
EmblemLord writes a poem for his Girl that’s secretly a dude

Shaft Agent explains the love for calves

Missing Person owns a random poster

Ronin Chaos Lays the smackdown on G3nshiro_

catchafire shows why he’s nominated for worst poster

Million hates the Nissan Leaf

Manx loves feet

Kaz loves big girls

SRK loves trannies?!?!??!

SRKev clowns EmblemLord’s tranny poem

Poster of the Year Award

**Winner:**Dr. B

Nominations:
Shaft Agent*
Specs
Dr. B
The Damned

The Million Award

**Winner:**Shaft Agent

Nominations:
Angry Liberal*
Ducky**
Shaft Agent*
Kzoh
fishjie*

Thread of the year award

**Winner:**Kayo Police is a guy

Nominations:
http://shoryuken.com/f3/kayo-police-guy-249198/
http://shoryuken.com/f3/go-usa-232040/
http://shoryuken.com/f3/wikileaks-now-3-0-a-258168/index8.html#post9887397
http://shoryuken.com/f3/ninja-gets-banned-srk-puts-gash-into-teens-head-protecting-forest-234598/
http://shoryuken.com/f3/mel-gibson-243233/

Top Hater

**Winner:**P. Gorath

Nominations:
P. Gorath***
FPStud
I Am Lothar
TS
pherai
Stuart Hayden*

Troll of the year award

**Winner:**Torrie De Goddess

Nominations:
G3nshir0_*
Torrie De Goddess***
Septimus Prime
Grog

The "Fucking 10’ers Award (Worst New Member)

**Winner:**Juri Han

Nominations:
Juri Han***
CLU2*
Torrie De Goddess*

Worst Thread Derailing Award

**Winner and only Nomination: **

http://shoryuken.com/f3/jesus-liked-bit-ole-judean-sausage-226258/

Post up!!!

Tallied up to Post #298.

Edit as of 1/15:

Going to close the nominations on 1/17 at midnight, and voting will start in separate threads during the day on Monday. Due to less than 10 nominations in certain categories, we’ll have to include all nominations and the voting in said thread will determine the winner. Get those nominations in!!!

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Best avatar maker is Savai64, hands down

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Gotta research the rest

My picks

Spoiler

Best Avatar Maker Award

Kaz

Best Contributor

Best New Member

Best Story

Best Writer

Dumbest Poster Award

{PFH}-Lake

Flamelord

Funniest Poster

Shaft Agent

Most Intelligent Poster Award

Goodmourning

Most Owned Poster Award

Kzoh

Most Underrated Poster

The Damned

People’s Moderator Award

RC

Person Who Should Post More

Shaft Agent

Post of the Year Award

Poster of the Year Award

Shaft Agent

Sexual Deviant Award

Million :3

Thread of the Year Award

Top Hater

P “I hate everything” Gorath

“Obvious Troll is Obvious” Award (Troll of the Year)

The “Fucking 10’ers” Award (Worst New Member)

Worst Thread Derailing Award

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A few picks to get started.

Most Intelligent Poster Award: White Shadow. He strikes me as someone with a lot of curiosity, which is great.

Most Underrated Poster: People might hate me for this, but hubcapsignstop–while ofen tooth-grindingly annoying–occasionally brings something relevant that other people haven’t thought of.

Sexual Deviant Award: Everybody’s going to vote Million, so I’ll put in a nom for that old chestnut, AngryLiberal.

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Aria for Best AV maker.

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I think we should rename the “Sexual Deviant Award” the “Million Award.”

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good suggestion is good.

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Most intelligent: Azreal - I’ve never read one of his posts and thought “Man, that was stupid.” He always brings an insane level of intelligence and rationality to his posts. White Shadow and goody both bring the same level, but they already got nommed…

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Worst new member on GD: Juri Han…without question.

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Agreed

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I approve of this post. So much, that even if it was written down on a piece of paper with SRKev’s signature on it, I would sign “mastermind” right along beside it.

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I dunno. That’d be… not exactly nepotism, but definitely redundant, given each year’s inevitable winner.

+1 for Aria.

Thread of The Year: http://shoryuken.com/f3/kayo-police-guy-249198/

Thread Derailment of The Year http://shoryuken.com/f3/jesus-liked-bit-ole-judean-sausage-226258/

As I see it.

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:mad:

Post of the Decade Award.
I guess its bad form to nominate yourself, but motherfuckers musta forgot.

http://shoryuken.com/f2/character-do-you-think-underrated-214454/index5.html

Post #92

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This is GD. We don’t deal with threads in other sections. Ever.

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:mad:

Like I give a shit.
Thats the post of the decade on SRK.

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Wait, there are other sections to SRK?!

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As far as I know there’s GD, Video Section and Trading Outlet. That’s it.

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Well, I’d want to change the name while retiring Million from the runnings. He so consistently proves that he should be number 1 that it’s only fitting to hang his jersey up in the rafters.

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When I read this, I couldn’t help but hearing an implied O[riginal].G[angstas]. prefacing it. :rofl:

I can see that.

…though best be framing the Jersey, instead. I don’t know what sort of junk would be clinging to Million’s jersey, but I DAMNED sure don’t want it dripping from the rafters.

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I agree with this. Million is a sexual deviant of such uncontrollable power that he should define the format and thus be retired as to allow some of us mortal pervs to have a fighting chance…