That was brilliant.
Oh.
Wow.
Thatāsā¦ justā¦ perfect.
āI swear, youāre like bloofy with a larger vocabulary and a bigger head injury.ā
Iāve seen you post hate, but thatās of another level.
Thatās like, dissertation level hatred; respect, man, respect.
As I see it.
Best Avatar Maker Award
Master Chibi
Best Contributor
goodm0urning
Azrael
Best New Member
Sovi3t
Best Story
Iāll have to come back to this but Iām pretty sure Boel or Scott Popular is going to take this one.
Best Writer
The Damned
goodm0urning
TS
Million
Dumbest Poster Award
Oh man, thereās a ton. Will post about them later.
Flamelord
Black Jesus
RoninChaos
Funniest Poster
Boel
Million
Most Owned Poster Award
Sensei Rouzu
Tanner
spudlyff8fan
Most Underrated Poster
The Damned
hecatom
The Purple Bunny
orochizoolander <-- Sometimes. Only sometimes.
Peopleās Moderator Award
Valaris
RoninChaos
Person Who Should Post More
The Damned
hecatom
Azrael
parabellum
Sano
Running Uppercut <-- Where is he?
Post of the Year Award
Iāll come back to this. Thereās posts to scrutinize.
Sexual Deviant Award, aka Million Award
Angry Liberal
Million
Crap, gotta leave. Will finish the rest later.
SELECT * FROM "DR. BāS ACCOMPLISHMENTS"
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Getting high off his Az with SMB and A-Chan, last I heard.
As I see it.
I like how hecatomb is nominated for both dumbest and underrated.
People who hate on hetacom hate all anime - even the few good ones, and, infinitely more damning, hate on GG.
Fuck 'em, lol.
BTW - Thanks for the nom, Grog. :woot:
Iāve said it before - you get me.
As I see it.
what the fuck
as an attention whore who always at least gets nominated for SOMETHING every year, somebody please toss me a fucking bone
kthxdie
Fishjie for āneeds to post moreā and āhappy now, god damn it?ā.
I hereby nominate fishjie for Most Underrated Poster, '10.
As I see it.
yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
now that i have gotten the validation i so desperately need from an internets website, i can say that i could die tomorrow, but still smile knowing i have led a fulfilling life.
One more hooker and you probably WILL die tomorrow.
<3
fishjie for worst poster.
imo.
Seconded.
die in a fire pls
My dumbest poster nominations (aka, specs rants to people who likely donāt give a shit):
spudlyff8fan
Where do I even begin? This dude is like Glenn Beck, but without the overacting required to maintain a sensationalist TV ānewsā program that millions watch and take seriously. Or is he? Spudly dismisses evidence like itās a bodily function and makes the most batshit-crazy, evidence-lacking claims youāll ever see, and it never stops! Marvel at his infinite stupidity and marvelous idiocy as heās nominated year after year, and he keeps coming back, upping the ante.
Spudly might not qualify for this award because he might not actually be a person: Iām starting to believe heās an elemental malevolence born of and to punish SRKās hubris, an unstoppable shit force whose real purpose is to make sure you carefully scrutinize everything youāre about to post and ask yourself āis this something Spudly would say?ā
Sensei Rouzu
He attacks posts with all the passive aggressiveness of one of those overprotective tae kwon do moms too self-absorbed to realize nobody gives a shit about her opinion. But thatās not all, oh no: call him on his attacks, and he will shoot beams of vagina sand while performing feats of verbal sidestepping worthy of, and sometimes even surpassing, Spudly. Marvel as he makes nonsensical claims like āItās not starting shit if the other guy doesnāt replyā and āYouāre rude and immature because you called my obvious bullshit exactly what it is.ā Heās irrational, unreasonable, and the Cell Jr. to Spudlyās Cell.
On top of all that, heās a Nintendo fanboy, which would be bad enough on its own. Sensei Rouzu is truly the complete dipshit package.
MC187
I challenge anyone to find two MC187 posts ā any two ā where he hasnāt said something supremely idiotic in both. Canāt find any? Me neither. Heās the worst kind of fanboy: oblivious to the obvious problems of everything he likes (which includes, but is not limited to, anime, and we all know what anime fanboys truly are), and posts venomous drivel in response to criticism (heās a terrible flamer, to boot).
Donāt believe me? Hereās an unedited post he made in the Predators thread:
Tanner
You know those assholes that proclaim todayās video games all suck, Japanese games are always better, sing the praises of Cave shooters like they werenāt just budget shootemups with lots of bullets, and couldnāt argue their way out of a paper bag? Thatās Tanner. And I could describe, at length, why heās like the Bizarro Dr. B, but Iām lazy, so peruse this topic and observe as Tanner makes a mockery of both logic and himself.
Acerbic
He isnāt as harsh or sharp as his forum handle suggests, but he is particularly dumb, especially when analyzing things that require āthought.ā His political viewpoints are best described as āhow in the fuck could a rational human being come to this left field conclusion and stick to it despite being repeatedly proven wrong?ā And hey, the very same topic where you can see Tanner making an ass of himself presents ample opportunity to see Acerbic at work. Too lazy to check? Let the following be the judge:
catchafire
Yet another āvictimā of the WikiLeaks thread. Long story short: he talked a bunch of shit he couldnāt back up, cried about being made fun of, earned RoninChaosās ire, then started talking about how he wanted to play videogames with people. Yeah.
Dr. B
I nominate him confident in his ability to tear any ridiculous pretense about being dumbest poster to shreds.
yeah i was gonna mention thatā¦good times 
and yeah, I think fishjie can get his name added here and there for at least 2 of the nominationsā¦
surprised Specs didnt put Dr B down for every category
Also surprised he forgot to mention Spuddlyās theory on Americaā¦basically claiming that if you donāt live there, you have no idea how it worksā¦cuz America = Asgard + Narnia + El Dorado
edit:
lmfao that needs to be an option when u postā¦āPost Quick Replyā then āGo Advancedā then "BAD SPUDDLY! DROP THAT KEYBOARD NOW!|
^^^^
I nominate this for Post of The Year. (still laughing)
I hope this is within the rules, because there is so much hilarity married to straight up truth in this postā¦
Dr. B told me to - who am I to argue?
As I see it.
http://shoryuken.com/f3/wikileaks-now-3-0-a-258168/index8.html#post9887397
This was by far, the most HILARIOUS thing Iāve read all of last year.
And I just read what I wrote to Catchadick and g3nnyp00. Iām kind of mean. Fuck.
edit Fuck it. Theyāre still bitches.
i just got drunk for like a week and read that shit, casually crushing idiotās dreams and hopes, that entire thread. Then Ronin or specs, or a handful of others would roll up, and just unleash internet gold