2 year old flips parents' SUV

Kids aren’t human.
They’re inferior beings they will be treated as such.

It’s like hitting a light switch.

Beating the child = turning the good on.

Not beating the child = turning the good off.

How did a child hijacking their parents car devolve to this?

Look at your location bar.

Shhhhh, just let it happen.

I see your child flipping cars and I raise you child burning shit… WITH HER MIND!

http://www.thanhniennews.com/index/pages/20120516-vietnam-fire-girl-to-be-followed-by-expert.aspx

P.S Both sounds bull shit to me…

If that is the case then you should know deep in your stupid asshole heart that I am right.

Asshole.

How does one beat the evil out of a child that can set you on fire?

Still not as cool as this.

Flame retardant suit + a thick belt made of the same material.

The fire is hot, but the righteous parental rage is even hotter.

Hmmm a picture of the girl just surfaced

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/178/2/4/Sailor_MiniMoon_Stewie_Griffin_by_JADgirl666.jpg

Yeah, I was expecting some telekinesis shit too.
The age of mutants is upon us!

Kid was trying to escape from her evil parents, and almost succeeded. I’ve been there. When I was 3 I packed my shit and ran away to my Aunt’s house down the street. Stupid woman brought me back. :mad:

Should’ve lit her ass on fire.

Wow, really? A fucking 2yr old? There’s only one thing that comes to mind…

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Wanna be my Jubilee? :coffee:

Kids are getting stronger every day.

Only if you’ll be my burly asian Logan.

I’m not wearing a yellow raincoat though. Dat’s ghey.

I’m down to try anything at least 3 times.

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