But how do you kill…that which has no life?
Oh and Forge, don’t let the game get to you that much.
Like, I understand where you’re coming from on many fronts. Easy to take this thing really personally. But, at the end of the day, once this game is over, we’re still cool.
New Rule:
A surviving Mafia member who forfeits the game will get a single point, due to their service of not dragging the game along incredibly slowly just to get a point for lynching yourself.
This has been GodotsRevenge, creating new rules on a whim. Thank you, and good night.
@Cyntalan I was talking about ASCII, it’s pronounced “ass-key” (unless I’ve been lied to, in which case just ignore this). Trying to fit “ass” and “key” next to each other in a sentence when you’re not WAH is really hard okay?
Is that retroactive for Synonym & pietastic?
They didn’t forfeit.
Epilogue: Happily Ever After (Except For The Dead People)
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“No! I refuse to be killed by you!”
Missing Person sighed as loud as a robot can sigh. “Augustus, I am a confirmed civilian.”
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“Your think you can best me? I shall not believe your petty lies.”
“Are you listening?”
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“I cannot accept that you are fated to defeat me. I shall fall by my own sword.”
“You’re not listening…”
Augustus softly spoke incomprehensible words to himself. The Four Dark Gods of Destruction appeared, and circled around the Dark Lord. A seemingly meaningless symbol appeared on the ground below Augustus. It began to glow. And Augustus began to fade away, as if his very being was phasing out of existence.
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“Hmph. See you in hell, Missing Person.”
“I can’t believe somebody could possible be this stupid. REDACTED is the final Culprit! How could he not realize that? Next, somebody will say that Pimp Willy is a Culprit.”
Now some of you may ask, “But what happened to The Four Dark Gods of Destruction?”
Well, The Four Dark Gods of Destruction were crushed by ForgeDigger’s tits. Because why the hell not.
Mondo was ecstatic. “Guys, Pimp Willy is a Culprit, apparently!”
“Really?” Naegi, the stereotypical protagonist, asked.
“Yeah, I asked Monokuma how Pimp Willy was losing. He giggled and said that he was a Culprit all along. He wasn’t supposed to be one, but his skill, Super High School Level Imposter, took over. And he became one with the Culprits.”
“What a backstory. So… the Culprits killed one of their own?” Naegi continued to ask questions that poked holes in my story, the little prick.
“Dude, I wouldn’t question the plot if I were you.” Leon mumbled.
And he was right. Don’t question my write-ups. Bitch.
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“I can’t take this anymore. This game is broken, these roles are broken, the RNG is broken. GIVE ME A PATCH!”
Dangan Ronpa: Fire At Will Patch Notes:
-ForgeDigger removed from the game
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“Good enough for me. Screw you guys, I forfeit.”
“But you’re the only girl left in the story!”
“Damn you’re thirsty, Leon. She’s a ruthless killer. Unless you’re into that sorta thing…” RadicalFizz (New idea for a soda brand name)'s mind wandered off…
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“Well RadicalFuzz, infrequent lurker, and Mobius looks like you’ve all graduated. You didn’t find out who the mastermind is, but it’s good enough for me. Congratulations.”
“FUCK YOU!” Cyntalan instantly flipped the bird.
“I’m still up and running!” Missing Person’s robot persona said.
Monokuma tossed a red button to Mobius. It read “ESCAPE SWITCH”
“Well guys, looks like we finally did it. We’ve lost countless friends, beat impossible odds, and endured terrible write-ups, but we did it. Anything you’d all like to say before we leave?”
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“I think I’m good.”
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“No, that’s about it. Let’s shut the book on this one.”
Mobius pressed the escape switch. The metal doors that had once kept them inside a giant murder scene had finally opened. Light poured in. The three young men left the horrid school, and never looked back once.
Congratulations! Civilians win!
Attendance:
AlphaCommando - Sonia Nevermind - Valedictorian
Augustus - Gundam Tanaka
Azure - Mahiru Koizumi - Genocider Syo
Bious - Yasuhiro Hagakure
BullDancer - Hajime Hinata
Combo_Knight - Chiaki Nanami
Cyntalan - Nagito Komaeda
DarkGeneral - Junko Enoshima
Doofenshmirtz - Kiyotaka Ishimaru
ForgeDigger - Aoi Asahina
Hecatom - Byakuya Togami
infrequent lurker - Leon Kuwata
Missing Person - Nekomaru Nidai
Mobius - Naegi Makoto
orochizoolander - Kyouko Kirigiri
pietastic - Sayaka Maizono
Pimp Willy - Sakura Oogami
RadicalFuzz - Mondo Oowada
Sumazndude - Mikan Tsumiki
Synonym - Celestia Ludenberg
The Chief - Hifumi Yamada
The Co-Jones - Touko Fukawa
WTF-AKUMA-HAX - Chihiro Fujisaki
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“But nooooooooooooooooooooooo, killing me would be a waste they said. It’s pointless to kill somebody who doesn’t have an anti-mafia role they said. Well I’ll show them. I’ll show everyone!”
“If a Culprit refuses to kill me, I’ll become a Culprit and kill myself!”
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“Too late. Game’s over. You lost. Sucks to be you.”
“…I hate you.”
“Don’t we all…”
I am never running a game ever again.
Ended perfectly on the page too…
Regardless of how well you did as a GM, your writeups were top notch :tup:
And my losing streak continues!!! Huzzah
Your student, Co-Jones, has graduated/flunked your teachings however.
Can we get monopoly points for killing a mafia (PW) by mafia kill?
Get me that LL invite.
Btw, key was joker. Meh.
I cracked the key in the Mafia PM easily. What did you use to encrypt it though?
Can I get an invite to the Mafia PM? I’m curious to see to what extent you guys were playing it up when you came out as Mafia.
I survived for some reason.
I really thought Forge would kill me since I pushed for his lynch.
That said, Augustus getting killed and his killer forfeiting afterward seems to be a trend of his.
Keep it up~
So Hax wasn’t the last mafia member. I have no regrets lynching him.
None.
Man I couldn’t tell you since it was over 15 years ago and I was a youngling. Though I do remember the first thing my mother said to me when I returned home after only a few months down there:
“Wow, how’d you get 2 shades darker?!”
While the rules and some of the roles could use some tweaking I’d said that a game of this type could work. Plus your stories made me chuckle quite a few times. You were a fine M.C. sir.
Wait…WHAT?!
YOU BITCH