SRK Mafia X -- Dangan Ronpa: Fire At Will -- END -- Civilians Win

[Augustus]

Because they’ve thrown logic out the window. I’d like any of them to provide a scenario where I can somehow be Mafia despite the fact that I claimed Gandamu uncontested and that we know Gandamu is civilian. I’ll likely be waiting all day.

It’s okay though. Let them continue suspecting me. It’ll just ensure that I get to survive till the end because Mafia won’t kill a suspect~

[infrequent_lurker]

Tell me how does HAX get away with calling the the Val’s role?
How does RF get away with voting all over the place?
How does OZ get away with coming in out of nowhere and role claiming to survive.

It is what it is. You all will understand why I’ve been as quiet as I have when my role gets revealed.

In all that research you left out Chief threw me under the bus too? Pietastic did before he was lynched. Chief used it in two ways. To get me shot instead of him, or being desperate and going for a player with a good chance people will lynch, to gain him some credibility. Going after someone people won’t lynch probably wouldn’t work and required a bigger commitment to falsified info, lazy Mafia. Or they were mixed up by Fuzz somewhere in those phases too.

I already talked about the Vigi shot vs Mafia Chief and why would he want me targeted instead of him. But fine, we can talk about it some more. Why would they do that unless I was swimmer? Why did they want me lynched first, instead of Vigi kill shot if I was swimmer?

Why would they let me proclaim programmer so willingly when it lined up with Mafia Programmer needs to be found and killed?

You need 3 reasons now. Not just one. And good reasons too.

-> Why you are playing like Chief and Pietastic and never questioned or talked about them before they were guilty
-> Why you are only looking at what Guilty Chief said only to get one player out they wanted out too, continuing their ideas
-> Why you are not using what Chief said to talk about the current lynch candidates and Detective role claims, using Chief the Otaku who followed Civ Detective every night

All of that is not answered by

infrequent lurker is leon kuwata: all-star

You’re going to tell me - my asking DarkGeneral about Chief was to help him? I needed help to write my last gasp all about Chief if I was shot instead of him, that was definitely going in there too because it did line up to Chief’s playstyle, DG was exactly right about him. You going to tell me I’m Mafia even after going at Pietastic for a lynch as early as I did and didn’t letoff even when he so easily brushed aside my research on him?

I wanted both of them out. They wanted me out. You didn’t want either of them out. You want me out.

Then you need to be like me with the completely crazy conspiracy theory how this will all line up exactly how you said it happened. Where’s that part?

I will now handle the biggest conspiracy theory part. Because its too fun to pass up.

You didn’t think I noticed that you, Chief and Pie went at each other for the first few phases then started to point fingers at civilians to cause confusion? Them “throwing you under the bus” every now and then meant nothing since no one except me believes that you’re the last culprit left. You could admit to being mafia and I’ll probably still get lynched before you. Of course I want you out. Your death means we win. How you can even claim that I didn’t want Chief gone when I said days ago that I was suspicious of him & you is hilarious. Oh and guess what: I was wary of Pie too. Let’s not forget that Chief was adamant about lynching Alpha. Look how that turned out.

Also I case anyone missed it the first time Hax has hinted at being the programmer, the all-star & now the swimmer. That doesn’t look strange. Nope.

Ok, investigation results reveal that Infrequent Lurker is Civilian!

A small little tibit against you though, IL. Synonym, who we now know is a liar, did claim you as innocent. Just something to remember.

True but pie also claimed that Mobius & Co-Jones were mafia so… shrug

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Oh no a victory in a game that doesn’t yield a monetary reward or points or anything useful is tainted. My world is falling apa-

Here are your parting gifts

Spoiler

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The gloves are so you can get a nice, tight grip on this L you’ll have to hold.

[orochizoolander]

if I die tonight lynch forgedigger first. If I live leave him alone for now.

[infrequent_lurker]

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

Why would they let me proclaim programmer so willingly when it lined up with Mafia Programmer needs to be found and killed?

Yeah why would they let you do that?

The Programmers action; in my opinion it was an attempt to help us (civilians)

Hm.
Don’t role claim! (ignored - Nurse dies)
Role Claiming is bad (ignored - Medic dies)
Programmer can still be Civ.
Lynch wallflowers to get them to contribute.
Lynch wallflowers so that they wont sit on roles that we suspect.
TCJ is unconfirmed.
OZ is unconfirmed.

Programmer-not mafia

The Programmer is Mafia because reasons.

Maybe I’m missing something…

[Missing_Person]

Im almost siding with lurker here. Things dont add up to me.

[GodotsRevenge]

Night 7: It’s Elementary

“Go away, I’m playing with mai Pokamans!”

http://images.wikia.com/danganronpa/images/9/91/5(111).png

“Monokuma, we need you to let somebody die. It’s part of the game.”

“Fine.” Monokuma sighed. “Bang. You’re dead.”

http://images.wikia.com/danganronpa/images/e/e5/5(100).png

“…You need to write the cause of death too.”

“Picky. The Culprit teleported out of nowhere and stabbed you. Happy?”

Suddenly the Culprit teleported out of nowhere and stabbed orochizoolander.

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“And make a punny title.”

“THERE! HAPPY? Wait, how are you not dead yet?”

Kirigiri realized she was dying. She said her last words quietly.

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“The title… doesn’t even make sense…”

“Your mom doesn’t make sense. You didn’t deserve a good write-up anyways.”

orochizoolander was Kyouko Kirigiri
orochizoolander was Civilian

orochizoolander, please send me your last gasp within the next 12 hours.

Day 8 Start
36 hours remain

Votes are due by 10/15/13 7:00 AM PST

Attendance:
AlphaCommando - Sonia Nevermind - Valedictorian
Augustus
Azure - Mahiru Koizumi - Genocider Syo
Bious - Yasuhiro Hagakure
BullDancer - Hajime Hinata
Combo_Knight - Chiaki Nanami
Cyntalan
DarkGeneral - Junko Enoshima
Doofenshmirtz - Kiyotaka Ishimaru
ForgeDigger
Hecatom
infrequent lurker
Missing Person - Nekomaru Nidai
Mobius - Naegi Makoto
orochizoolander
pietastic - Sayaka Maizono
Pimp Willy - Sakura Oogami
RadicalFuzz
Sumazndude - Mikan Tsumiki
Synonym - Celestia Ludenberg
The Chief - Hifumi Yamada
The Co-Jones - Touko Fukawa
WTF-AKUMA-HAX

[GodotsRevenge]

Submitted early because I can.

EDIT: Edited because I can.

[ForgeDigger]

Hopefully OZ doesn’t freakin miss the LG deadline. This investigation report is extremely critical.

[GodotsRevenge]

Last Gasp:

Last gasps are pretty useless at thisnpoint since as MP said we need solidsrity to win, mafias only chance of winning are to cause dissent and disrupt voting unity. Fuck I wanted those points lol oh well, Mobius is clean obviously and last night I cleared infrequent lurker so that leaves the last remaining mafia to be either Augustus, forgedigger, or WAH. Ask yourselves what has each of these 3 actually done for the civs? What specific information did they give that was genuinely helpful? I want to say lynch WAH first becaus she suspected infrequent but so did I so that’s a wash however, the programmer pop did fuck us over. Forgedigger hasn’t really said anything much all game to get a read either way witch at this point is what mafia wants and I guess Augustus gundam role claim being uncontested speaks for itself.

lynch in this order and we win by the time Sugustus is dead its that simple:

Forgedigger
WAH
Augustus
Radicalfuzz
Cyntalan
Mobius
Infrequent lurker

[Cyntalan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ia8T4E2Mc

[RadicalFuzz]

Why are Cynt, Mobius, IL, and myself even on that lynch list? Regardless, according to the numbers we’ve won, so does anyone wanna confess and get this over with?

[Augustus]

Let’s just all quickly submit our votes so we can get this game finished as soon as possible.

Lynch WTF-AKUMA-HAX.

[Missing_Person]

Lynch WTF-AKUMA-HAX

I feel like there’s certain bold plays he’s made combined with a few inconsistencies and bad moves that make me highly believe that he could be the final mafia.

[Missing_Person]

If anyone doubts, I could probably put together a small case for him at lunch.

But now IL is, like I honestly expected, civ. That does leave Augustus and FD and HAX, and I feel like Augustus is the most likely civ out of that pack. So it’s either going to end up being HAX or Forge.

[Missing_Person]

Right now, we’re at 7-1-1. We lynch wrong, we’re at 6-1-1. They kill Fuzz tonight, and that’s 5-1-1. We lynch wrong again, and that’s 4-1-1. They kill IL or Mobius, and that’s 3-1-1. NOW it’s unwinnable for the mafia. We have 3 unconfirmeds left, and three chances to win before they’re at a winning scenario.

So there you have it. PW, you have your win, it just depends on whether mafia is too hardheaded to let us out of this game early or not.

[RadicalFuzz]

I’ll vote for WAH then. Won’t lock it in till morning, but to be clear:
Lynch WTF-AKUMA-HAX

[Cyntalan]

Right now, we’re at 7-1-1. We lynch wrong, we’re at 6-1-1. They kill Fuzz tonight, and that’s 5-1-1. We lynch wrong again, and that’s 4-1-1. They kill IL or Mobius, and that’s 3-1-1. NOW it’s unwinnable for the mafia. We have 3 unconfirmeds left, and three chances to win before they’re at a winning scenario.

So there you have it. PW, you have your win, it just depends on whether mafia is too hardheaded to let us out of this game early or not.

Don’t listen to this guy. Drag this shit out, hang me next. DOOOOOO EEEEEET.

[infrequent_lurker]

Wew! I was worried Oz was going to investigate Agustus. We’re close to our goal gentlemen but now is not the time for folly. We must remain steadfast and diligent if we are to achieve victory! Now I’ve compiled charts & graphs in order for us to-

:lol: Sorry sorry. I was trying to get my Gen Patton on. Let’s end this.

Vote-Akuma-Hax

[Missing_Person]

Right now, we’re at 7-1-1. We lynch wrong, we’re at 6-1-1. They kill Fuzz tonight, and that’s 5-1-1. We lynch wrong again, and that’s 4-1-1. They kill IL or Mobius, and that’s 3-1-1. NOW it’s unwinnable for the mafia. We have 3 unconfirmeds left, and three chances to win before they’re at a winning scenario.

So there you have it. PW, you have your win, it just depends on whether mafia is too hardheaded to let us out of this game early or not.

Don’t listen to this guy. Drag this shit out, hang me next. DOOOOOO EEEEEET.

Listen to me. I have candy.

[ForgeDigger]

Right now, we’re at 7-1-1. We lynch wrong, we’re at 6-1-1. They kill Fuzz tonight, and that’s 5-1-1. We lynch wrong again, and that’s 4-1-1. They kill IL or Mobius, and that’s 3-1-1. NOW it’s unwinnable for the mafia. We have 3 unconfirmeds left, and three chances to win before they’re at a winning scenario.

So there you have it. PW, you have your win, it just depends on whether mafia is too hardheaded to let us out of this game early or not.

Um, MP. There’s only 7 people left.

Spoiler

Augustus
Cyntalan
ForgeDigger
IL
Mobius
Fuzzy
WAH

It’s only 5-1-1. Lynching wrong is 4-1-1. After tonight it’s 3-1-1. Lynch wrong again and it’s 2-1-1, essentially giving the mafia the W. So we have 2 chances to lynch correctly before we lose.

Is it a little weird that people are being lynched based off of pure numbers now? I don’t think this happens often in mafia games. So many confirmed civs.