Zero Punctuation; video game reviews

Prototype

The Sims 3

I’ve watched penty of his reviews and even when he tears up a game I really enjoy, he does so with tact because his reasoning goes beyond the generalized bitch. His frustrations from games come from undeniable mechanics or trends in a game.

I really like ssbb and he tore it a new asshole; i really enjoyed the review and still like ssbb.

I think you’re too emotionally attached to your opinions to be able to enjoy this kind of humor in a game review.

Ghostbusters.

Overlord 2

Red Faction Guerrilla

Yahtzee is the best Video game reviewer ever! Fucking love his shit. One night I spent the entire span from midnight to 8 am watching his reviews and laughing my ass off. My favorite one is the one where he makes the reference to Nintendo about how they’ve been ignoring they’re hardcore fans for casual gamers. “Oh hi Nintendo, I almost didn’t recognize you with all that casual gamer semen crusted on your face!”

IT’S MORE FUN THAN A TRIPLE CUNTED HOOKER!

“There’s a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning. It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire.”

Wii Sports Resort

Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood

The Conduit

Silent Hill 2

2.5D Hoedown

Tales of Monkey Island

New Review - Wolfenstein

The only game he seems to remotely like is SH 2 which is fine because he’s right about it. He clowned on Fable which I really liked, but I can’t deny the dude was very correct in his assessment of said game.

Batman Arkham Asylum

New Review - Beatles Rock Band/Guitar Hero 5

Darkest of Days

Scribblenauts

Budafuka you are fired.

Aww:’(